Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

The magnificent shelf-ass is why Amber's hair touches the ceiling of the car, even though she's only a dainty 5'2".

Yeah, it's interesting. I have at least six inches on her heightwise and never have had an issue clearing the roof of my car. That seems so bizarre to me though. Imagine not being able to fit into a car. I know we talk about her having to put her seat back all the way and then recline the seat, but now we've gotten to the point that she's expanding upward. But, sure gorl, you're maintaining, not gaining.

 

[gay frogs]

Bringing this over from the fat acceptance thread... looks like our gorl is an infinifat.

 

[C3PBRO]

Looking fab Neckster! Like a precious stubbed toe. Any kiwis out here have an idea what feeding hole this is?

Credit to the FB group for this one.
They are at a place called Orange Leaf Frozen Yogurt, in Richmond KY (street view here, you can see the same power lines and hanging string of traffic lights from the window). Richmond is a 1.5 hour drive from Monticello. It would appear they were on their way to Lexington. Which all confuses the shit out of me, because her WL doctor didn't mention anything about froyo or orange chicken.

Spoiler: relevant images

ETA: was ALR sitting in one of those white plastic chairs on the ground? How in the everloving fuck could she get back up? Is it possible she's still there now?

 

[Kentaro]

Yeah, it's interesting. I have at least six inches on her heightwise and never have had an issue clearing the roof of my car. That seems so bizarre to me though. Imagine not being able to fit into a car. I know we talk about her having to put her seat back all the way and then recline the seat, but now we've gotten to the point that she's expanding upward. But, sure gorl, you're maintaining, not gaining.

Yea its really weird her shelf ass must have some crazy volume.
I myself am 6'2 and dont even touch the roof of my car, but pretty damn close, so that ass must add like 8 inches or something. Also we have to consider the fact that the seat is ALL THE WAY leaned back so she barely even fits into the car as is. Insane

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

How have they not sold the car for an old suburban or something?
I know a Hyundai isn't worth much and the thing would need a new suspension, but she hasn't been able to fit for a while. Get an SUV already.

 

[Whatthefuck]

How have they not sold the car for an old suburban or something?
I know a Hyundai isn't worth much and the thing would need a new suspension, but she hasn't been able to fit for a while. Get an SUV already.

I've thought that, too. As much as I hate gas guzzlers, it seems like she should either do that or get one of those mini vans with the sliding doors and take that middle row of seats out. I'm sure they have a higher weight capacity and she'd have more room to get in and out.

 

[The Jokester]

That'd be it, thanks. I was watching it to finally confirm how many brothers she has after that stupid "saved my brother" tweet.

Spoiler: spergin' bout siblings

She does have three, after all. There's her older jailbird brother; a baby that was born when AL was 8 years old and went to a separate home when the Reid children were put in foster care (he was about 1-year-old at the time and was later adopted); and there was a third baby boy that Amberlynn's mom "gave up for adoption" the day he was born. Amberlynn held him once and that's it. From Amberlynn's own Jambled Up Words it's not entirely clear when that baby was born but probably after the others. Once you've lost three children to the state because you're a druggie, eventually they just start taking your children as soon as you pop 'em out.

Anyhoooooooo yeah, that was the video where she mentioned how shit she was at school

Imagine that you're a dude posting on this board and then being told you were adopted and this is your long lost sister.

 

[Guardsman42]

I'm pretty sure the reason there is no new car is there isn't money for a new car. <New used car, what ever terminology>.

Hamber is still paying on the old one, right? <Or it was in becky's name>. As we know Hamber doesn't report her earnings, so for all intents and purposes if an auto dealership ran her information it shows she is basically an unemployed deathfat, and Becky is also unemployed. So they sure as shit won't get a -good- loan in any way. As much as Hamber brags, I doubt she can actually afford the insane payments on two cars. <Some of those scammy places she'd need to use have up to 30% interest rates...I have no doubt small local places in a druggie area can be even higher>.

As many have speculated as well, her shekels have been dropping off as well, and now she has mounting medical concerns. <She has to pay out of pocket for medications after all>. She might be basically, flat broke, and Hamber also would refuse to buy a beater due to her ego. <Also again, no decent place will give her a loan>. This is just my theory. She doesn't have any one with good credit to co-sign with either. <Even if she did..would she?>

 

[edibleBulimia]

Amber says "nigga" in a tumblr post from 2015

Caught In A Rarity

Update on RYAN'S; I had like one plate and a couple bites of dessert. Not by choice. I just got full fast. I guess that's what happens when you chug soda lol. I am always thirsty. So, I'm thinking...

caughtinararity.tumblr.com

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Hilariously bad taste but not the worst thing she can say. Just own up to it and admit you were younger and naive... right?

Or just lie about it all and claim someone else made that tumblr account.
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Since she loves to cry about proof...
the only people who liked her tumblr posts were destiny and krystle.
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Our gorl has grown from being a lah to a racist lah

Honestly, that dude freaking out about her saying nigga is pretty dumb imo. It’s just a word and the way she said it was probably her trying to be funny, not racist or anything.
She has many other reasons to be disliked.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Honestly, that dude freaking out about her saying nigga is pretty dumb imo. It’s just a word and the way she said it was probably her trying to be funny, not racist or anything.
She has many other reasons to be disliked.

People were discussing this in Kicking Geese’s livestream last evening. She dismissed it!

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

Yeah, she could very well be underwater on the Hyundai. The things just drop in value so much if she did have a loan for it there's no way to get out. At the rate she does her hauls though, if she just held off 10 times she could have a decent old SUV or minivan.
Maybe it's pride, but stuffing yourself into a sedan shouldn't be a proud moment, Amber.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

If AL is racist it's probably in the same way that other fat, white, suburban women are. She'll say nigger on the internet to be funny, but she'd cross the street if she saw a casually dressed black man walking towards her.

Edit: lol at my dumb ass thinking AL would walk anywhere

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I've thought that, too. As much as I hate gas guzzlers, it seems like she should either do that or get one of those mini vans with the sliding doors and take that middle row of seats out. I'm sure they have a higher weight capacity and she'd have more room to get in and out.

How would she get in and out, though? She'd hurt herself trying. Even with a step ladder or whatever, she can't lift her feet when she walks so unless they have a (very long) ramp with a very gradual incline, I can't see her getting in.

And we all remember her making that epic leap off the curb back in the Destiny days. She'd pull the door off an SUV trying to delicately lower her bulk onto the ground, squealing all the while about how scuurry it is, guize.

 

[Whatthefuck]

If AL is racist it's probably in the same way that other fat, white, suburban women are. She'll say nigger on the internet to be funny, but she'd cross the street if she saw a casually dressed black man walking towards her.

Edit: lol at my dumb ass thinking AL would walk anywhere

Yeah, she's hella fucking stupid, but not racist. Or at least not racist in anyway that matters. She doesn't vote. She doesn't go out into the community. She never says anything remotely racist or even political except when she shows her rctardation like around the 2016 election. She didn't do shit in the midterms when she really should have considering she's super, super lesbian and living in KY which, hello, Mitch McConnell. She's harmless even if she is racist, which I don't think she is. She's too stupid and generally unaware of the world around her to be racist. Jesus, that's insane to think about. She's too stupid to be racist. Let that one sink in, friends.

How would she get in and out, though? She'd hurt herself trying. Even with a step ladder or whatever, she can't lift her feet when she walks so unless they have a (very long) ramp with a very gradual incline, I can't see her getting in.

And we all remember her making that epic leap off the curb back in the Destiny days. She'd pull the door off an SUV trying to delicately lower her bulk onto the ground, squealing all the while about how scuurry it is, guize.

Oh, no this is an old fatty trick. So the sliding door opens. She would sit down where it's already raised a bit and just scoot herself in. It only works if that row of seats is gone though. It also makes it easier to get out because she can just scoot herself to the door and the clearance is higher than a car's so standing up she could leverage herself on the door using that huge oh shit handle and it'd be perfect...until she's completely bed bound that is.

 

[fuxetudeto]

Regardless of whether or not she’s actually racist, the way she blatantly lied about the incident was hilarious. She truly lives in a different reality.

 

[Bunny]

Do you think the car sinks to the ground like when Mama went to the police station to get Arnie in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

 

[The Jokester]

I don't think for a second that Amberlynn is racist. Sure, she's fat and as grating as a drunken wasp but I don't think she's racist in the slightest. She's too much of a tween to do that. Saying a racist joke is the same level as baby killing to her tumbrl mindset. She's in the same crowd of people who think Desmond is Amazing is totally fierce and not child abuse, who thinks that turing white characters black is so wonderful but will ree when a white actor is cast for a black character.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

So... I know a while back I made some comment about how she should post more often and get them views and dollas while she can, and some of you disagreed with me. Um, well, y'all were right. This 100 days of uploading old shit is too much. I can't even manage to read the threads beyond the few main ones because the thought of getting caught up on 7-10 pages per thread on each contentless video she puts out just makes my brain shut down.

She's too stupid and boring to even hate watch if she keeps up with this shit. The ONE time she doesn't fail a "challenge" and it's this...

 

[Twinkie]

She's making more money than ever. Her views are up over 85% in the last 30 days. She can definitely afford a new vehicle. I suspect she's loathe to spend the money especially because SHE hardly rides in it anymore. It'd be like spending all that money on Becky, pfffft

Minivans are okay but not dainty enough and wouldn't be as easy to get into and out of as a crossover SUV. It would be big enough to accommodate her in the front (though still snug I'm sure). The perfect height of the crossover would mean she can just step in as opposed to climbing into something higher or bending over and scooting into something lower like a van.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Maybe she's saving up for that G-Wagon she's been dreaming of, though I doubt she'd be able to step up into one.