^^Amber wouldn't necessarily have to get an exam. Not all companies require that. There's one of the big ones who ship without the exam requirement. A lot of youtubers have used them. They ship the sperm directly to your house. NW Cryo Bank, I believe, is one of them. From their site: " We’re a sperm bank and just supply the sperm. We are not a clinic. You may choose to work with a physician or do a home insemination, as allowed by state law. We can FedEx your specimen to almost any location in the U.S. and Canada. "
Amber would never want to share attention with a kid, but plenty of narcissists have them anyway, but she's definitely too lazy for that. The, 'I'm eating for two! The baby isn't getting enough calories!!' saga would be insane, though.
Dana and Destiny, on the other hand, seem to love kids, but they also like to abandon animals, so, Little Dustin may end up in a fire station drop box.