Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Part of it is triangulation ie by exalting Tammie people are indirectly shitting on Amberlynn. But also, Tammie did try to help Amberlynn and was supportive of her for years even when AL made ridiculous, disrespectful videos about family members. Amberlynn took her support for granted. Then, when Amberlynn's mom got out of prison Tammie was committed to helping her. By that time Tammie had realized how toxic Amberlynn was and Tammie was devoted to helping Amberlynn's mom stay clean and survive cancer, and that included shielding her from toxic influences including Amberlynn.

So that's pretty cool of her. And knowing Amberlynn, if she had dirt on Tammie we would've heard about it by now especially since Tammie pissed her off so bad. That being said, we don't know Tammie's whole story and it's been forever since we've heard anything from or about her, so it all may have gone to hell for Tammie at this point anyway.

I do think it speaks volumes that Tammie knew Amberlynn's mother when she was at peak crackhead (homeless and everything) and still ultimately decided she was less of a shitty person than Amberlynn.

I'm going reply to this over here because it wouldn't really belong in the SM thread--

I haven't read the Tammie saga since it happened in real time, so I may be cloudy -but- didn't Tammie technically meet Amber for the first time when she went to OK as a late adolescent? I remember there being some questions about why Tammie didn't step in when Amber was a kid, and there was a bunch of obfuscation on her part and excuses meant to absolve her. I think they didn't even live in the same state?

And how is it that everyone in this orbit gets cured from cancer as swiftly as they get it? I never bought the Amber's Mom Is In Prison Dying of Cancer Story and Then BAM She Isn't, because I think Tammie and mom made it up to fuck with Amber, and then Amber turned around and used it as a sympathy siphon.

I always found Tammie's complete evaporation from KF weird. Where you at, Aunty Tam?

 

[Twinkie]

I'm going reply to this over here because it wouldn't really belong in the SM thread--

I haven't read the Tammie saga since it happened in real time, so I may be cloudy -but- didn't Tammie technically meet Amber for the first time when she went to OK as a late adolescent? I remember there being some questions about why Tammie didn't step in when Amber was a kid, and there was a bunch of obfuscation on her part and excuses meant to absolve her. I think they didn't even live in the same state?

Thanks for moving it, the social media thread is always getting derailed by everyone including me uwu

Tammie didn't know Amberlynn or her mother before that because they're only half siblings. Amberlynn's side was based in California. Tammie's side was Oklahoma, as I understand it. After she met Amberlynn she did step in, Amberlynn stayed with her for a short time.

btw I'm too lazy to check for sure but I think Amberlynn's mother's name is Christine but since I'm not sure I just keep typing "Amberlynn's mom" over and over which is annoying, sorry

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Thanks for moving it, the social media thread is always getting derailed by everyone including me uwu

Tammie didn't know Amberlynn or her mother before that because they're only half siblings. Amberlynn's side was based in California. Tammie's side was Oklahoma, as I understand it. After she met Amberlynn she did step in, Amberlynn stayed with her for a short time.

btw I'm too lazy to check for sure but I think Amberlynn's mother's name is Christine but since I'm not sure I just keep typing "Amberlynn's mom" over and over which is annoying, sorry

It seems like Amber's mom and Tammie are still pretty close, I guess?

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

goddamn, Amber really got gypped in the boob lottery with genetics like that.

 

[Dovahshit]

goddamn, Amber really got gypped in the boob lottery with genetics like that.

another chin, i wouldnt dare touch.
atleast she still got her shit together


for the new mortals here :
this is the pet threat: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlyns-pets.36704/

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Shes on a pizza streak! Loving the leather and lace outfit as well
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Look how much “makeup” that fucking filter adds, the kid looks like she’s ready for her appearance on Toddlers and Tiaras wow

 

[Bookish]

How can people say, with so much authority, what she didn't experience at home with her drug addicted parents (with other drug addicts visiting the home) or in foster care? Even her Aunt Tammy can't possibly know that. I'm never on here making excuses for her, regardless she is the person choosing what type of character she has and her own behavior, as an adult. But I can't here and say no one touched her, when she was placed in some of the highest risk situations for that to happen. I mean, I hope it didn't, obviously, but that can't possibly be known. Several of the MSHPL women have linked their obesity to childhood trauma of that sort. Doesn't mean that happened to her, but we can't know that.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She said in a video that one of her foster mothers pushed her down the stairs but aunt Tammy was not able to confirm that. We do know, however, that about a year ago a past foster mother paid for her to do weight watchers again and she said she has been in touch with this particular foster mom, so she is at least on good terms with one of the families that took her in.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Fucking Amazon cheap shit tablets. That would be a perfect Halloween avatars if it weren't for the play thingie.

She's really coming into the MSHPL jowls, isn't she? You know a six-hundred-pounder by that permanent downturned mouth, and I feel it's particularly enhanced by this tasteful up-nostril shot, an angle favoured by another of our larger livestock, Amy S. Who will reach the great knacker's yard in the sky first?

Erk bloody better have surreptitiously filmed the fall, the rolling around and the copious reeeeeeeeeing that will have ensued. He's bugger-all use for anything else and this will have been the highlight of the year in Tedium Towers.

Incidentally, re: mods.

Outside the Fat Albert bubble, KF is in something of an OH FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIEEE, AAAAAAAAARGGHHH drama and the whole mod/supervisor thing is a bit up in the air (Sneasel, I'll never forgive you for noping out and will snivel publicly on the anniversary of your "sex with fat girls" post each year.)

So, whilst the no assigned mod thing can be fun 'n all, reports will still get attended to and slaps handed out, we've just gone back to the olden days before assigned mods. Someone upthread asked (@Punkinsplice) the actions taken and the notes given tend to depend on who picked up. Some send you a note, some don't.

But Dear Leader has enough problems and, being Kiwi Farms, lots of people are being ornery to make it worse cos that's how we do. So you can all throw rotten eggs and old cabbages at me for daring to suggest it, but we should perhaps try and play nicely until the dramu settles. Just don't ask me what the dramu is cos I don't bleedin' know...

Huh. This being a grown-up thing is rubbish. Do not want.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

How can people say, with so much authority, what she didn't experience at home with her drug addicted parents (with other drug addicts visiting the home) or in foster care? Even her Aunt Tammy can't possibly know that. I'm never on here making excuses for her, regardless she is the person choosing what type of character she has and her own behavior, as an adult. But I can't here and say no one touched her, when she was placed in some of the highest risk situations for that to happen. I mean, I hope it didn't, obviously, but that can't possibly be known. Several of the MSHPL women have linked their obesity to childhood trauma of that sort. Doesn't mean that happened to her, but we can't know that.

You're right -- I don't know. I only know what AL and Tammie have said. AL is a chronic liar, but she errs on the side of "pity me," not "my life hasn't been THAT bad, if you ignore the horrific abuse". Tammie, for all her flaws, hasn't said or done anything to make me think she shares AL's predilection for completely making shit up.

Everything we speculate on with AL is based on what she tells us -- directly or indirectly. We don't know that she and Becky aren't actually, truly, deeply in love. We just see how they interact and come to our own conclusions. We don't know every detail of AL's upbringing -- we know what she tells us, we know what's been verified, and we know she's been caught in self-aggrandizing (if that's the right term when you're making yourself into a victim) lies before, many times. And, for me at least, there are a lot of red flags about her narrative here that make me distrust her on this, independent of all her other lies.

But, whatever. I think I've made it clear that I have sympathy for what she went through -- same as I have sympathy for any abused or neglected kid, even once they grow up. What I don't have sympathy for is people who invent or exaggerate trauma to deflect criticism or score victim points. I have reason to place AL in the latter category, and I'm not going to apologize for that.

As an aside, I actually appreciate people calling out other Kiwis when the speculation gets too stupid or too callous. Maybe that makes me a big fat sucker, but I don't think anyone in this conversation is wrong. I'm just kinda over it, lol.

 

[Twinkie]

I do have my doubts about the stairs story. If you've ever tried to physically push someone who weighs 300 pounds, much less 400...

 

[Punkinsplice]

I do have my doubts about the stairs story. If you've ever tried to physically push someone who weighs 300 pounds, much less 400...

I'm gonna be that bitch and say that if this tale was true, Amber probably deserved it. But I am more inclined to think that she pushed someone else down the stairs and turned the story around to be the victim. (See Casey lie)

 

[Phalanx]

Exactly funny that on all the major lies e.g. Casey, Destiny moving. She says the other party said x or done y but in actuality she was the aggressor. Stuff like that is not a singularity but a constant in pathological liars. What is more interesting with her though she exhibits traits of the is in a neglected child in early onset development about 10-12, they do the classic boy who cries wolf to garner attention, e.g. the I'll kill myself at comments being negative, we are going through something etc.

But this is where is gets interesting its like her development stops like there is some learning disability or autism. Now slight PL but females with autism are different to men, they yes have routine but problem children in development, females especially are known to lie or garner attention in unusual ways think - that class clown or loud child in class.

Now it gets really weird, because her mental diagnoses make utterly no sense at all. She never has exhibited bipolar tendencies ever and as for OCPD she exhibits one and that is 5 - hoarding.
However the misdiagnosis with autism and bipolar in women is actually really high.

Apologies just some musings,

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm gonna be that bitch and say that if this tale was true, Amber probably deserved it. But I am more inclined to think that she pushed someone else down the stairs and turned the story around to be the victim. (See Casey lie)

Or they were arguing and AL's foot slipped off the top step onto the second step just as foster mom tried to grab her arm. I mean, it could be anything involving the basic elements of fight + stairs + some kind of physical contact + gravity. That's enough for her to spin it.

 

[Serial Grapist]

Look who’s back on Twitter

Amberlynn (@mustbepearls) on Twitter

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Fucking a lot to digest here in the last two pages. Don't have it in me to postulate on all of it other than we all got baggage and life doesn't play fair.

It's how ya deal with what life has dealt you and how you move on to get over it.

She never has in many ways. She's emotionally stunted around Jr. High level and unfortunately, will never move beyond that into adulthood.

Therapy? Don't make laugh.

She'll die that way. RIP

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Wow and she publicly posted looking for people to streak with? Could it be more obvious that she's hunting for a new caretaker?

After all her life is so FOOLL and she's so busy and has tons of friends, why else would she need to streak on snapchat? It also fits her m.o. of seeking out much younger partners.

Yup. She's fishing for another young obese sped dumb guillible enough to go on snap streaks with her. If I were Becky ,I'd be evaluating my post amber suga mama options right this second.

 

[Damaged Goods]

we've just gone back to the olden days before assigned mods

Are those the olden days of endless "Fat" comments with a bunch of informative ratings in every thread? Asking for a friend

 

[Phalanx]

Yeah she is definitely fishing now, probably because the guys have other things in their lives. What an actual cunt though right now she is jealous of a grifter with tit cancer, you know you could take up a hobby, play world of warcraft but no begins instant hunt for a sped. She will only get a feeder guy though. feederism in females is not very common, personally never come across a case of it because females are emotional and feeding is very destructive.

 

[Mandaark]

"AMBER"
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I love horror films and all but by god, the jump scares in this one...

Horrifying. It could win awards.