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Uh oh, is that smuglynn I see? Get on back to hibernating untill it's your turn, smugaloo,
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Uh oh, is that smuglynn I see? Get on back to hibernating untill it's your turn, smugaloo,
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Still watching Zach's channel, I see. He DID use the "right amount" of onion dust and "seasonings", you absolute trash panda.
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::mumble:: Add "satire" to the list of things Big Al is too stupid to understand. ::mumble::
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600 lb gorls aren't allowed to have an opinion on food or how it's prepared full stop. get your mouth sewn shut hamber.
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Let's see here.
So she's been in a kind of hybrid Phase 1/Phase 2 for a while. Let's call this Phase 1.5 -- she has elements of a whole new plan, meal prep/planning, etc., but also has the focus on food/dining out, test-kitchen, "10 minutes of nothing" (though she's nowhere near considerate enough to limit her inanity to ten minutes these days). There's also an underlying ripple of manipulation here, but I think it's secondary, almost like it's in service to the Redemption/Ignorance phases rather than a bona fide Phase 4 element in its own right.
Now that Zach's managed to invoke Cuntylynn by whispering "garlic sodiums" five times in a mirror, she seems to be segueing into a kind of Phase 2.5. So while the cycle is offset somewhat, it still holds true overall.
In a world of chaos and confusion, it's reassuring to know that AL's cycle of futility and failure can be relied upon. Like the tides. Or flu season.
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I stop focusing on AL for a week and I come back to this.I want to hear her deny taking a shit in a tub
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My my my, Cuntylynn sure jumped out awful fast! We knew Meeklynn was a very temporary front.
See Hamber, perhaps if you didn’t try to scam your entire audience with Norma’s Nonsense 2K19 we might have found it in our depraved lil hearts to have pity on Benzo Beckster. If you don’t want anyone asking about her, don’t film her! Absolutely wild concept!
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What is there to judge Becky about that hasn't already been judged?
There's the GFM-done deal. Career as Al's servant instead of a regular job. Fat.
That's about it. Who cares if she does drugs? It's sad if she got an obesity caused health condition at half Amber's weight when big Al keeps waddling along.
There's the GFM-done deal. Career as Al's servant instead of a regular job. Fat.
That's about it. Who cares if she does drugs? It's sad if she got an obesity caused health condition at half Amber's weight when big Al keeps waddling along.
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Hey Amber come closer to the screen, I know its hard but we know you are reading here A LOT. The Wasabi featurette was proof alone because that was on here.
So first off ManateeLynn people wont be pissed off at the guy because he is clearly in need of help he is barely conscious. Also nice on shattering that front for your new little enablers you stupid bitch.
The Becky issue
Tbh none of us give a SHIT about droopy dog, she brought every single once upon herself. She quit her job because you were earning coin and cash grabbed not realising the consequences in which she would sell off all her self worth, who knew when you sell your value and dignity and have a vapid, walrus who has less conversational skill of a hartley hooligan.
Becky also shown her ass with the gofundme and did not even apologise.
p.s. No one liked that fridge skit go end yourself.
Ehhhh even if she loses 90lbs she wont keep it down, she will gain it back because she failed to address why, there is a reason Dr Now puts his clients under harsh psychotherapy and counselling, so that factor is countered.
Its like 85% of weight loss participants put the the weight on and more. Amber is does not even have the ability to reflect.
So first off ManateeLynn people wont be pissed off at the guy because he is clearly in need of help he is barely conscious. Also nice on shattering that front for your new little enablers you stupid bitch.
The Becky issue
Tbh none of us give a SHIT about droopy dog, she brought every single once upon herself. She quit her job because you were earning coin and cash grabbed not realising the consequences in which she would sell off all her self worth, who knew when you sell your value and dignity and have a vapid, walrus who has less conversational skill of a hartley hooligan.
Becky also shown her ass with the gofundme and did not even apologise.
p.s. No one liked that fridge skit go end yourself.
Ehhhh even if she loses 90lbs she wont keep it down, she will gain it back because she failed to address why, there is a reason Dr Now puts his clients under harsh psychotherapy and counselling, so that factor is countered.
Its like 85% of weight loss participants put the the weight on and more. Amber is does not even have the ability to reflect.
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You know that feeling when you’re reading a book, and suddenly you have to re-read one particular sentence over and over again because it’s just not processing in your brain? That’s what AL’s social media posts are. It’s like everything she says went through google translate once or twice and my brain automatically zonks out trying to comprehend this ham-gibberish. Anybody else have the same feeling?
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I went from canned sardines now I eat crudo.
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this bitch, her food shit is the only thing that gets me semi MOTI
IT'S A RECIPE. That's why they exist -- of course you're supposed to follow the measurements exactly when you yourself lack experience, skill or palete.
If you understand flavor combinations and how cooking food works you don't even need a recipe like 95% of the time
God, someone suggest this cow tries baking because that would be a trainwreck and a half lol
Like an episode of Nailed It but she's the only contestant and the size of 2 Nicole's
And she'll still hork down the entire thing at the end, good or not.
Someone had a snackie poo while vlogeeenn
I got $10 that says she hoovered the crumbs up with her mouth
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i don't know anything about david dobrik, does he also film himself in the ER every week because he has a cough and the shivers? because if so sure we can be mad about that 
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and this little gem from her decorating last year ... her fat-wings with that arm just look unreal
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Amberlynn didn't provide a recipe for her salmon though, because that would mean she'd provided measurements to follow. Instead she indiscriminately salt-bombed the fuck out of it. At the end, she even recommended to her viewers to try cooking it her way.
But sure, when Zach takes her advice and indiscriminately salt-bombs the fuck out of it, and consequently hates it, it's shocked pikachu face time.
But sure, when Zach takes her advice and indiscriminately salt-bombs the fuck out of it, and consequently hates it, it's shocked pikachu face time.
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Yes, people should be mad if it's used a clickbait at that moment and then as clickbait fodder for half a dozen subsequent videos, bitch.
I hate this kind of attention whoring crap. Either talk about it or not. And if you don't want people speculating, then either don't mention it, you hypocrite who claims you don't share other peoples' stories, or spit it out.
What, you haven't had your HamberLynn-English optical-cranial implant yet? Me either. I'm right there with you.
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Is she really putting herself on the same level as David Dobrik? And I don't even particularly like the dude.
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for reference she was claiming to be about 555 here.
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Interesting that she says Becky is afraid to reveal her diagnosis for 'fear of being judged'. To me anyway, that implies Becky has something that was/is 100% preventable if you make the right lifestyle choices or she's gotten herself hooked on drugs or something. A legit, "shit happens" illness? There would be no reason for anyone to make any kind of judgement if that's all it was.