Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Optavia Sales Rep]

And what company/designer would have wanted her to model as a teen? This was an era in modelling when anorexics graced the runway in the big shows. Plus sized models were those in the 10 - 14 size range & those sizes were smaller than they are now. Modelling is about showing the product, not your duck lips or any camera eye fuckery. VERY few models are spotted or coincidently run into a photographer who tells them they'd be great in the business. It's hard graft getting in. She can't walk, doesn't know her angles or lighting & I have trouble believing she could have made it in the most generic type of modelling - store catalogues. Another 1 of her baseless fantasies.

This is absolutely true. There's no way anyone asked AL to model anything. Did any shops even have super plus sized clothing aimed at a teen demographic at this time?

Spoiler: PL-ing my second hand modelling knowledge

My cousin was asked to be a teen model for a local fashion showcase/exhibition around this time. As a size 10-12 and standing 5'8", she was easily the largest model in the show. She and the one taller girl (7-8 and around 5'10") got to wear several different shops clothing/shoes because they were the only big/tall sized models. They were both chosen specifically to fill these spots in the show.

 

[Twinkie]

Teen Amber was so fat torrid wouldn't even hire her to work in their store folding tents (she applied when she lived in AZ, and complained that they didn't call her back). Torrid doesn't carry her size in stores (only online), or so I've heard. Why the fuck would anyone approach her to be a model for anything. For anything?

If you want to give yourself a headache, try to figure out which is more implausible: Amberlynn's model claim, or her claim that she was an all-star competitive soccer player.

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

Too many sodiyums get in the mental part situation for good speech.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Didn't she also win awards for choreographing dances for the team she was on...??

 

[Moonpie]

Didn't she also win awards for choreographing dances for the team she was on...??

So she said

 

[SilentN]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

Could you be any more obvious??

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

A failed titty streamer turned failed reaction channel.
Just leave the internet and get a life jeez.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Oh yeah Hamber. Quote the nut who throws fits and eats food off the floor.
So real gorl.

“This is the truth,” proclaimed Fakelynn.

 

[marjoram]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

Yeeeeah, this was a mistake.
Would you like us to tell you why you've not got more subs?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

Oh, "she" popped up into your recs, did she? Look, I'm a sucker for accents, but posting stuff like that in a forum like this is a Certified Bad Idea. Get followers by getting active in the rector community under your channel name - comments that are witty or funny or smart will get attention above the rest.

 

[Xenomorph]

Isnt Karlee Steele the one who trelled AL into eating the hawt cheetos and then laughed at her WITH Nick and was caught on stream doing it ?

 

[Xenomorph]

Didn't she also win awards for choreographing dances for the team she was on...??

I really need to be checked for the terminal tisms but yes, and the team was called "Space", makes sense cause shes a planet.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Yeah I just wanted to link this chicks channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOkYRDFa0T4FA5O-xBTYY2w.
She's actually pretty nice but still good reactions. She popped up in my recommended and I don't know why she's not got more subs. Anyway. Aye.

Pfffttttttt.
Better and more subtle moles than you have tried.
The fuck outta here and the fuck outta our face with your shit tier videos and hacky self promoting, dick-sucking, ego-stroking garbage.
Fob off your autismic Channel onto the Amberlynn subPlebbit. I'm sure theyll throw you at least one pity le upvote.

 

[ZooSmell]

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Oh yeah Hamber. Quote the nut who throws fits and eats food off the floor.
So real gorl.

Quite ironic. Also sad the only YouTube personality ALR can relate to is a dude who just stuffs his face and cries and sometimes gets hammered.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Yeah apparently reddit has a large population of trans men. Maybe you can seduce them into clicking "subscribe".

 

[AckAckAckAck]

Now that the amberlynn subreddit is banned expect a large influx of sad, obese, middle-aged, moral fag women who constantly powerlevel to invade this place

 

[pegecag785]

Wonder how long it'll be until the Amberlynn Circlejerk subreddit and Chantal's subreddit gets banned

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Now that the amberlynn subreddit is banned expect a large influx of sad, obese, middle-aged, moral fag women who constantly powerlevel to invade this place

yup there's one arrived in the chantal thread already.

 

[CindyChafe]

Now that the amberlynn subreddit is banned expect a large influx of sad, obese, middle-aged, moral fag women who constantly powerlevel to invade this place

They can go to voat.co where fat people hate went.

Edit: after going back to voat to check it out after years, apparently they were hit with some DDOS attacks a little over a year ago and the entire thing was put in lockdown mode and there hasn’t been any updates (to the site) since then. It looks like it was just abandoned. Dear leader has literally been dealing with DDOS attacks every hour on the hour for god knows how long. I’m thinking voat is likely dead and this is indeed the only place to make fun of a fat dyke on all of the front facing English speaking internet.

Goddamn it.

Well, if the sad obese middle aged moral fag women who can say nothing without powerleveling invade here they’ll quickly be turned around to shinier pastures. I’m going to go give dear leader more money now.

eta: it also looks like voat.con/v/fatpeoplehate has sort of become a de facto ALR discussion as well and it looks enough like reddit to keep them happy