Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm not fussed. Some people like to look at things in black and white when they're not, and you seem to be one of them. I just think your complete dismissal of developmental psychology because of Big Al of all things, is lulzy as hell.

I don't think anyone is dismissing her shitty childhood or ignoring developmental psych. What @GargoyleGorl is saying is that Big Al has options other than dredging up that bullshit in order to remold herself, but doesn't. Does a bad childhood affect her? Of course. It would anyone. I imagine some of us on the Farms have had less than stellar childhoods. But it doesn't mean you have to wallow in it forever - and it doesn't mean people won't call you out if you do. Her problem is that she is not proactive about doing anything except relying on handy excuses (muh childhood, muh meantlz, muh ED, muh pain, muh weight, whatever). Every single one of these things is something she could do something - anything - about. She chooses not to, while at the same time perpetuating the pity party by surrounding herself with people who enable her toddler-like shitty behavior. At some point in your adult life (and sooner, for most people) you get over that shit and act like a functional adult in society.

 

[canadiancxnt]

What is the point of posting that you wont be on social media at all and then consistantly post afterwards?

Narcissism.

Merry Christmas, brought to you by sheer lunacy.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Let's also remember that Amberlynn is 29 fucking years old. "My shitty childhood" excuse works when you're a teen to maybe early twenties if we're generous, not when it's 2 whole decades in the past.

 

[Statfish]

How is someone calling a urologist harassing her?

Just so I'm clear, she did not dox the urologist because she didn't do it with malicious intent, therefore, it isn't doxing. Is that the same lack of malicious intent she had when she and Bekcy doxed Zach, or...

I also wonder how she would know that people were calling repeatedly unless she had the phone that was receiving the calls? How would she know people kept calling a closed office voicemail??? I have a feeling that she set this whole thing up otherwise she should either have no idea people were calling a closed office or she needed an excuse to QUIT vlogmas now that she got paid and just assumed people were calling or was actually receiving the calls, either way I think she just needed the excuse. Deflection is this little big girls game, delusion is her name. Also loved how it's our fault again she quit. Such an idiot.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I also wonder how she would know that people were calling repeatedly unless she had the phone that was receiving the calls? How would she know people kept calling a closed office voicemail??? I have a feeling that she set this whole thing up otherwise she should either have no idea people were calling a closed office or she needed an excuse to QUIT vlogmas now that she got paid and just assumed people were calling or was actually receiving the calls, either way I think she just needed the excuse. Deflection is this little big girls game, delusion is her name. Also loved how it's our fault again she quit. Such an idiot.

It's just so typically Amber. Some other entity outside of herself is experiencing something, and SHE is the one being 'harassed' and not the entity independent of her.

It's similar to how that high school kid was playing competitive inter-state soccer, but it was all about how Amber played soccer when she was 10 for the blue team.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

harassed on the daily

She says on the 24th about a video that was put out on the 23rd

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Amber had a shit childhood, no doubt. But, this person is almost 30 years old and had a lot given to her a lot in her situation wouldnt have gotten. She needs to as an adult take ownership, also she surrounds herself with people now that do not speak on how she needs mental help and even worse, coddle her.
...

All of what xenomorph says.

I see what Amber does now in her life as less 'wallowing' and more as treading water. She's narcissistic now (another outcome of this erratic childhood she had) and narcs fear change and they fear self-examination above all. Amber has some very effective strategies in place now as an adult to avoid self-examination and avoid as much change as she can, and this includes how she chooses her partners. She happens to have money available as a tool and she uses it to line her nest and buy the happiness of those around her, just. don't. ask. difficult. questions.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

So much for her grand social media break

Yea, merry fucking Christmas Albert, you manipulative lying narcissistic sack of lard

 

[Thumb Butler]

Merry Christmas, my favorite fat toddler!

 

[tarrant]

I highly doubt Amber has the attention span/will/want to get properly into a conspiracy theory. If it's not a dystopian novel aimed at teenagers half her age, she won't bother with it. Remember when she did "hours upon hours" on research about Optavia but obviously didn't have entry level information on it afterwards? Amber isn't spending her time reading psuedoscience articles about chemtrails, that's for sure. She probably watched a youtube video once of someone talking about it and decided it's quirky and cute to believe that shit and went with it.

 

[mekalekahi]

I highly doubt Amber has the attention span/will/want to get properly into a conspiracy theory. If it's not a dystopian novel aimed at teenagers half her age, she won't bother with it. Remember when she did "hours upon hours" on research about Optavia but obviously didn't have entry level information on it afterwards? Amber isn't spending her time reading psuedoscience articles about chemtrails, that's for sure. She probably watched a youtube video once of someone talking about it and decided it's quirky and cute to believe that shit and went with it.

Im sure shane said it in a video once.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I highly doubt Amber has the attention span/will/want to get properly into a conspiracy theory. If it's not a dystopian novel aimed at teenagers half her age, she won't bother with it. Remember when she did "hours upon hours" on research about Optavia but obviously didn't have entry level information on it afterwards? Amber isn't spending her time reading psuedoscience articles about chemtrails, that's for sure. She probably watched a youtube video once of someone talking about it and decided it's quirky and cute to believe that shit and went with it.

No. No. Amber actually believes in chemtrails and thinks the earth is either flat or shaped like an ice cream cone.

Amber is fucking s t u p i d. But she's one of those stupid people who thinks she's smart. She's too stupid to know she's stupid, and too egotistical to admit it even if she knew.

 

[NervousSideEye]

I highly doubt Amber has the attention span/will/want to get properly into a conspiracy theory. If it's not a dystopian novel aimed at teenagers half her age, she won't bother with it. Remember when she did "hours upon hours" on research about Optavia but obviously didn't have entry level information on it afterwards? Amber isn't spending her time reading psuedoscience articles about chemtrails, that's for sure. She probably watched a youtube video once of someone talking about it and decided it's quirky and cute to believe that shit and went with it.

Im sure shane said it in a video once.

I'm 95% sure it's literally only because Destiny got her on the chemtrails conspiracy theory. Amber is incapable of having a single thought or opinion of her own, nor doing any research. Amber's personality and mentality is a piecemealed as Frankenstein's monster.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I would love to hear her expound on chemtrails in a video. What is their purpose? In a time of low airline profit margins, how do airlines sneak on the extra weight of... stuff they're allegedly pumping into the environment? How is it that in the decades we've been enjoying commercial air travel, hundreds of thousands of airline & airport employees, especially those staffing the working area of terminals, have been kept silent? Her understanding of the sciences on which meteorology is based could prove... fascinating. Or at least deserving of a few stiff drinks.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I would love to hear her expound on chemtrails in a video. What is their purpose? In a time of low airline profit margins, how do airlines sneak on the extra weight of... stuff they're allegedly pumping into the environment? How is it that in the decades we've been enjoying commercial air travel, hundreds of thousands of airline & airport employees, especially those staffing the working area of terminals, have been kept silent? Her understanding of the sciences on which meteorology is based could prove... fascinating. Or at least deserving of a few stiff drinks.

That's waaaaay to intellectual for amber's pea brain. The only thing she really knows about them is that destiny believes in them, so must be true, and (per destiny) chemtrails make it rain. Yep, chemtrails are a super secret government plot to foil meteorologists and create rain when the forecast otherwise calls for none.

Here's the video where they discuss it. The car's speed is probably higher than their collective IQs

 

[JerkyPirate]

That's waaaaay to intellectual for amber's pea brain. The only thing she really knows about them is that destiny believes in them, so must be true, and (per destiny) chemtrails make it rain. Yep, chemtrails are a super secret government plot to foil meteorologists and create rain when the forecast otherwise calls for none.

Here's the video where they discuss it. The car's speed is probably higher than their collective IQs

God, that dumb fat bitch. But awe baby rarity. Also sorry if late but is she referring to Becky's ex, Neena?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

That's waaaaay to intellectual for amber's pea brain. The only thing she really knows about them is that destiny believes in them, so must be true, and (per destiny) chemtrails make it rain. Yep, chemtrails are a super secret government plot to foil meteorologists and create rain when the forecast otherwise calls for none.

Here's the video where they discuss it. The car's speed is probably higher than their collective IQs

Thank you for sharing the video. I've been aware of this general idiocy of hers when she mentioned chemtrails in a more recent video and when she alluded to it again in vlogmas this year, but I never saw it's genesis.

These hicks clearly haven't heard of cloud seeding in which aircraft are sent over to induce rains in places where it is sorely needed. It is mentioned in the video that California was having a dry spell so it's not implausible for cloud seeding to be implemented.

-sigh-

Moron.

 

[Moohaddibbs]

Found on Twatter screengrab of snapchat filter gone wrong. Audio is a dainty shriek

 

[GinnyPotter]

Found on Twatter screengrab of snapchat filter gone wrong. Audio is a dainty shriek

What the ever living fuck?
This Is what nightmares are made of.
Why would anyone post this?
I just.....I have no words.

It looks like Becky is holding the dismembered head of a baby.

Creepy doesn't even begin to describe this.

 

[Mandaark]

Found on Twatter screengrab of snapchat filter gone wrong. Audio is a dainty shriek

But I think we can all agree, Amber and Thumb never looked better.