Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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omg yeah that two minute long shower montage at the beginning >.>
tbh whenever she pulls the depression card I always remember her constant "yeah i shower daily, it's so important gorlzz"
She doesn't display any of the signs other than being beyond morbidly obese.
My psych course now was reiterating the signs of a narcissistic personality disorder and I just kept checking off the symptoms.
She DEFINITELY has mental issues, but I personally haven't met a depressed person who jumps at the chance to use it as an excuse.
 
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This may just be my opinion, but I feel as though AL has an obsession with "smelling clean". I think in one of her previous vlogs, she mentioned that she always brings her makeup bag around with her... and since deodorant is one of the items in there, it makes me think that she might smell often later in the day by working up a sweat by just standing and she needs to cover it up. She can try to dispute it with "GORL, I JUZ LIKE TA SMELL GEWD!", but if that were the case, her lotion + body mist would be enough. I understand that some people bring their deodorant with them to places, but those people are probably not 500 lbs. Makes me wonder how much she ends up smelling from sweating.

It could also be because she forgets to put it on or she actually needs someone to put it on for her.
 
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a dinosaur said:
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I love that she wouldn't show herself actually bowling.
 
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angelicbitch said:
This may just be my opinion, but I feel as though AL has an obsession with "smelling clean.
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She's been trying to prove she smells like roses ever since Kasey leaked that one conversation where AL admits to not showering regularly. Or maybe she's just in denial about how much she's crippling herself with her food addiction. The morbidly obese almost always reek. It's not like you can avoid working up a sweat if you get winded from taking 5 steps.
 
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angelicbitch said:
This may just be my opinion, but I feel as though AL has an obsession with "smelling clean". I think in one of her previous vlogs, she mentioned that she always brings her makeup bag around with her... and since deodorant is one of the items in there, it makes me think that she might smell often later in the day by working up a sweat by just standing and she needs to cover it up. She can try to dispute it with "GORL, I JUZ LIKE TA SMELL GEWD!", but if that were the case, her lotion + body mist would be enough. I understand that some people bring their deodorant with them to places, but those people are probably not 500 lbs. Makes me wonder how much she ends up smelling from sweating.

It could also be because she forgets to put it on or she actually needs someone to put it on for her.
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When you get to hamplanet size like AL, smelling bad is a legit worry. All of those deep skinfolds, in between rolls of fat? They're warm, dark, damp--and the perfect environment for colonies of yeast and bacteria to flourish. Keeping them at bay requires scrupulous attention to hygeine, and keeping the skin hidden within those folds dry. And when you're AL's size? That means you need somebody to assist you, because there's no way she can reach inside all of those folds to get them adequately clean, much less dry them.

And the swampy folds of one's ass and crotch are particularly susceptible to developing fungal and bacterial infections in obese people who can no longer reach those bits to clean away urine, feces, menstrual blood, vaginal mucus, or smegma.

We already know AL's bathing habits leave a lot to be desired, so it's no surprise to me that she keeps slathering on deodorant and various scented products. That heffa is totally justified in worrying about whether she stinks--because she does.
 
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Not to point out the obvious but she never actually shows herself in the shower (as disgusting as that is to picture). Just her turning on the water and shutting the curtain. Also , when she makes the attempt to show herself "cleaning" aka putting supposedly "clean" dishes away her diabetes sore on her forearm is still visible. How many months has it been since that appeared?
 
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SweetBabyJesus said:
Not to point out the obvious but she never actually shows herself in the shower (as disgusting as that is to picture). Just her turning on the water and shutting the curtain. Also , when she makes the attempt to show herself "cleaning" aka putting supposedly "clean" dishes away her diabetes sore on her forearm is still visible. How many months has it been since that appeared?
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we all know she uses paper plates and plastic silverware
 
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cursebreaker said:
omg yeah that two minute long shower montage at the beginning >.>
tbh whenever she pulls the depression card I always remember her constant "yeah i shower daily, it's so important gorlzz"
She doesn't display any of the signs other than being beyond morbidly obese.
My psych course now was reiterating the signs of a narcissistic personality disorder and I just kept checking off the symptoms.
She DEFINITELY has mental issues, but I personally haven't met a depressed person who jumps at the chance to use it as an excuse.
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AL knows she stinks, but instead of properly cleaning herself she dumps a metric fuckton of perfume on. So I am sure she smells like sweat , musk and perfume.
 
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"heading to the grocery store. So good thing I have my make up done. I never go out without it!" - Because that is what people are going to notice about you ? that you have no makeup on? Really Hamber...... And not to repeat what was previously stated. But for someone so deep in depression as you claim you are there BIG gay AL would not give two shits. It is infuriating to watch someone use that as an excuse to be a lazy garbage disposal. She really is a literal was of space. What does she actually contribute to society? She has no intention of ever doing anything remotely productive with her life, instead just wastes valuable resources that actual human beings who would put them to good use could have.
 
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SweetBabyJesus said:
"heading to the grocery store. So good thing I have my make up done. I never go out without it!" - Because that is what people are going to notice about you ? that you have no makeup on?
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She has a new natural eyeshadow called THE BEETUS. No seriously, her eyes and finger joints are blacker than a south Dallas dollar store.
 
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guillotine said:
Goddamn Kentucky court with their hick-ass paywalls.

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Did she ever mention what this was? I would've hazarded a wee baby speeding ticket but, lol, her driving is very unlikely.

e: Oh, and ol' duhstin:

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The first is not AL, it's another girl, first name Amber, middle name Lynn, Amberlynn is isn't this person, believe it or not she really is 26.
 
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