Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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She wouldn't know what that means, shes a moron. Secondly, the last two lines look shopped the third and last line are not lined up properly.
She would never say that on snapcunt whatsoever, so either its shopped by some hag with one two many merlots in her on her sad Friday night, OR Iw U z HaCkEd
 
I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.
Exactly. Regardless of who you are, no one really wants to be asked a bunch of questions and examined while sitting on cold paper. We don’t need to know that her doctor stuck his fingers in three of her holes and then bowled a strike with her.
 
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She claims she lost 18.2 lbs in January. So she gained back 40lbs basically?
 
Someone posted this on Twitter. It’s from a book by Howard Stern.

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If that's where she got it. It completely fits her MO.

woe is me. I was molested, being fat and avoiding the doc isnt my laziness or retardation, I'm making myself ugly (ignore how vain I am) and avoiding reliving my trauma...

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She claims she lost 18.2 lbs in January. So she gained back 40lbs basically?
The rest of the 55 lbs lost was at the end of last year, not this year, so she wouldn't chart it for this year
 
lol calm down
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She claims she lost 18.2 lbs in January. So she gained back 40lbs basically?

Did you leave your thinking cap at home or do you usually have issues paying attention? Pop another Adderall and open your ears. The bitch started losing weight in Oct, maintained in Dec, and in Jan lost 18.2 for a total of 50+ elbees. That is, if we are to believe her...
 
Don't let any of this recent fuckery distract you from the fact that amberlynn once called Alzheimers "Alltimers"
That's... a sadly common one, along with "Oldtimers". I've never been sure if "Oldtimers" people are just trying to be cute about old people and dementia or if they just don't know the word, but I figure "Alltimers" people heard that and are just dumb.
 
god now you've done it, you've gone and made me appreciate kiwi farms.

I hope the ask was photoshopped tbh. Imagine how (even more)dumbfounded AL would be when she wakes up at 3PM to find her inbox flooded with pooptouchers making references to her BowlingDoctor trauma she knows nothing about.

"BAYBEEEE, why is everyone calling me a gutter ball? Like, whuuuut?"
 
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