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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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you. 
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Dude, not cool. We don't support cow tipping. Also, you just fucked over the poor pizza delivery person. Plus, AL has been producing a fairly steady stream of milk for several months now.
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If you're looking for praise because you made a fat person cry and refuse pizza, you've come to the wrong place.
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Please don't do that. I've had people do this to me and some dude wastes his fucking gas to have an awkward conversation and then a pizza gets thrown in the trash. The employees at fast food restaurants are not allowed to eat food, even food that is accidental waste, because the corporate body believes employees will create more 'accidents' as an excuse to eat the mistake, so they have to be put in the bin. Amberlynn cries for pity and money, not out of distress. The only people distressed are the minimum wage employees who got deprived a tip.
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Unless, you prepaid and pre-tipped (I know grubhub and eat24 has those options), you are just as bad as Amberlynn calling taco bell pretending to be Alana calling out.
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So you wasted someone's time and money and thought it would be a good idea to brag about it here
Are you retarded or just an idiot?
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Please dont give AL a reason to piss and moan. She will use this for her endless supply of victim cards. Just sit back and watch her make a fool of herself.
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If this was YouTalkTrash, we'd be so proud of you right now.
Unless you know exactly what you're doing, lolcows should best be left to their own devices.
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In the interest of getting the thread out of dogpile mode and back on track, has anyone made any further progress with Project WattPad?
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I went on WattPad with the intention of focusing on female poets who write about depression, sadness, love and loss, and that seems to be every poster on the site. Man, that's some bad writing. I had to take a break, but plan to follow up tomorrow. I'll be sure to eat only a very light lunch before trying to stomach all of that badly written, trite, syrupy nonsense.
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You're a champion.
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@HerpDerp, she babysat a little girl around that time. If you go by her vlogs, she only watched the child a few times. She took some heat for it because she vlogged with the child without getting the mother's permission first. She also probably doxxed the woman as she was filming all over the woman's apartment and there were likely revealing things that AL captured if a dedicated troll bothered to look.
AL's YouNow was kind of sad. It made me see how so many people like her at first. She spoke more about her foster experience and how awful it was for her. It was believable because she didn't embellish the details.
Apparently, one of her foster mothers once pushed her down the stairs. Also, she tried to find her brothers and one bother's parents didn't get back to her, and the other brother's parents only deigned send her a picture.
Maybe I'm feeling mauldlin, but she almost got me in the feels. Then, I shook it off because despite humble origins, she failed to rise above and instead became the cow that we've come to loathe/laugh at. More of the maudlin sneaking in, but damn I love you fellow Kiwis. You folks are some of the wittiest, smartest people I've never met.
That has happen to me a lot of times for few seconds but then... logic always wins. We only know what she says, whether it's full of details or not. She had no problem accusing someone that was even younger than her at the time for rape for all the world to see/hear, she has no problems accusing people for ugly things in general.
From what she has told other times she has had also a lot of luck and people who tried to help here during those years. Also from some old public conversations with her aunt etc and some ''math'' I think amberlynn as a teen was probably very hard to love, I think she was even shittier than she is right now.
I'm not saying her behavior can justify someone pushing her down the stairs of course(if it's true). But there is a reason why even her family didn't want her there after sometime. I don't think everyone is a monster without feelings, I just think she was and is hard to love on the long run and hasn't changed much despite her going almost 30. Like other people I feel no sympathy for her past simply because she never gives people time to feel that way using it daily for sympathy and as free pass for all her bad habits and mistakes. I would if she was in the meantime trying to be a better person just telling things for people to get to know her better like many others do everyday with way more horrible childhoods.
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I can't save snaps but Hambers snaps of taking her dog to the park were fucked up. Twinkie looked about ready to bite that kid who went to touch her.
Amber is such a fucktard, her dog isn't socialised and will absolutely do an expensive hospital visits worth of damage to a kid. She wouldn't even care about the fact Twinkie could get put down due to her ignorance, just how much choker money would be lost.
Amber is such a fucktard, her dog isn't socialised and will absolutely do an expensive hospital visits worth of damage to a kid. She wouldn't even care about the fact Twinkie could get put down due to her ignorance, just how much choker money would be lost.
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In which she shares her Whitman-tier poem (marinated in delicious cliché sauce), and proceeds to showcase her delusional self-image.
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I'm pretty sure that @HerpDerp found AL's Wattpad. @Zebraprintlove is just one letter away from her ask.fm, "@Zebraprintlovee". Wayback Machine only lets me view her ask.fm up to 2014, but I can't find a bunch of people using that username. I only found her Pinterest, her ask.fm, and I'm pretty sure that this is her WeHeartIt. That, combined with the fact that her new Wattpad (with the "@ Grey-rarity" that she's obsessed with) has the same dark, depressing, usual emo middle school kid profile picture from her old one, I'm sure that that's AL's Wattpad.
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But there's no terrible poetry to make fun of. She said there would be terrible poetry. You guys, do you think it's possible AL lied to us? Is she not a totally honest person who would never lie to us? I feel almost as betrayed as when @Alan Pardew told me that @CatParty is yellow.
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Yeah, do we know for sure that she's using Wattpad? There are lots of places on the internet where people post shitty poetry. Tumblr and Wordpress are the two big ones for emo teens/stunted adults.