Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Punkinsplice]

I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.

 

[raritycunt]

I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.

Kebabs are too nice to eat like you’re a giraffe sucking bugs off a tree branch, shame on you Ambur.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.

Unless you're some deathfat mukbanger trying to appease your feeder audience, you have no reason to eat it like that.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

Totally random question popped in my head today as I was at my grocery store filling in the few prep gaps I had. Damned war zone & I live in a city that's usually pretty laid back - this was nuts. PL aside, I wonder how she's going to react when she tries to go to Wommart & finds not a single scootypuff to be had as crazed elderlies frantically try to stockpile for the shitstorm that's coming? How is she going to deal with the entitled Karens out there shopping. Saw too many of those today & they didn't look to be in a mood to put up with a deathfat blocking their access to precious products.

She’s too fucking stupid to think about disaster prepping. Rate me optimistic, but I’m hoping she’ll be found dead surrounded by a mountain of her daily Walmart shopping food wrappers.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

uhh what's weird about it?? the food just tastes really good, and she wants to show that*???

*except when eric and ricky or anyone other than becky is around probably doesn't mean anything though

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't even need anything. She could wipe her ass on a different torrid tarp every day for six months and still have plenty to spare. She has enough fat reserves to ride out the next five apocalyptic pandemics without a crumb of food.

She's like never going to die. I'm starting to get Ashley Isaacs vibes here. Everytime we mention her impending death it adds 89 months to her lifespan.

 

[Strong Tomato]

ok amber lol
someone is sad there's no food left for her at the grocery store

 

[Mr Foster]

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ok amber lol
someone is sad there's no food left for her at the grocery store

What the fuck, when is the last time she wore red lipstick?

Edit: oh its a filter.

She's vague posting and fishing.

I'm starting to agree with the theory that her and becky are done.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

can't wait to hear the reports out of monticello, KY that some land whale on a scootypuff ran over an elderly person in wommart and crushed them to death because they were headed for the last box of reeses wafers

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I have to remind myself, this is honestly her first genuine national/international crisis... if she's vague posting about the pandemic. I'm not counting 9-11 because she was a child. I'm not trashing millennials here; every generation seems to feel obligated to wail & gnash their teeth at how weak, feeble & ungrounded the next generation is but that's been done since written histories started being found & translated & has little basis in fact.

Most millennials & younger new adults will adjust to whatever the new realities prove to be, just fine. We're all worried about certain friends & loved ones specifically & nobody knows what's going to happen. We don't like what we can't anticipate & plan for. The younger you are, the more adaptable you usually are; nothing to sneeze at right now.

But when it comes to Amber, if there's a way to "do a pandemic wrong", she's going to find it. She's going to find plenty of ways to be dumb in the face of this; not to mention self-absorbed. This is a great start - if she IS referring to the pandemic. It's an ego-driven: "Oh look at ME. Nobody looks as worried & concerned as ME."

If she's referring to personal life stuff, like maybe she is newly single - piss off with that, Amber. In the grand scheme of things, especially now... nobody cares about your inner peace.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Don’t stress Amber. It’s not like you use toilet paper anyway.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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ok amber lol
someone is sad there's no food left for her at the grocery store

Al’s going to need to start rationing out her food in order to last between grocery store restocks. I guess now is the time for Hambone to learn portion control.

 

[dingobaby]

I can almost see the look on Ricky's face when the food shortages happen and Amber starts eyeing him like a lean and dainty mutton chop

 

[Xenomorph]

Is the mexican restaurant closed?

 

[Twinkie]

Is the mexican restaurant closed?

you joke but actually Roger just went there today, so no

 

[dingobaby]

you joke but actually Roger just went there today, so no

Dude is fucking weird. Going to casa grande so he can show MBP up because he is in front of the REAL sign? Stop sniffing Ambers hoofprints and focus on your crystal ball, Rog

 

[Homer Simpson]

Wash your hands and don't touch your face is rich coming from this unhygenic cow.

Fuck that, I touch everything, then my face, then get a bunch of chinese kids to cough on my hands before touching all the toilet paper. I will spread Corona-Chan to all.

 

[kiwirevolving]

 

[ADHD]

Yes, Amber, the pandemic is just beginning!

If the stores don't get restocked and people quit doing panic runs on them, that's going to take a toll on Amber's mental, which as we know, is scary. I can imagine her easily eating the entire household's food in a day if she gets freaked out enough.

 

[Red Mask]

I couldn't finish that poem. Bleagh.

As for "fat to Goddess". Er...more like fat to still fat.