Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dragon Lady]

I hope at the very least Chantal jumps in on this with her fat acceptance crap

 

[Fascist Ferret]

fuck, this will confirm her re.tarded theory that people only hate her cause she's fat, not cause she's a selfish, gluttonous, socially-inept, etc, narc

 

[ADHD]

Maybe I'm just old, but "stuffing your face with botox" doesn't really sound much better than overeating. Couldn't she come up with a better comeback? Nah, probably not.

this is exactly the level of dialogue i'd expect from someone who stuffed their lips with enough filler to make herself look like a blow up doll tbh.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber does not understand why people do not find her attractive.

Disagree, Amber thinks everybody wants to fuck her. Her delusion over how good she looks is one of the funnest things about her, I hope she never comes to terms with what a fat sack of shit she really is.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Susan from an old episode of My 600-lb Life is rocking the Amber look.

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complete with a family size bag of candy and bulk plastic water bottles at her side. uncanny!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

complete with a family size bag of candy and bulk plastic water bottles at her side. uncanny!

However, the place looks clean and well maintained. It seems that the poop buns is all the rage in the morbidly obese.

Disagree, Amber thinks everybody wants to fuck her. Her delusion over how good she looks is one of the funnest things about her, I hope she never comes to terms with what a fat sack of shit she really is.

There always been a disconnect between what she says and her actions. She said that loads of guys wants/ed to date her, but it is likely just bs. Maybe when she was 15 but not at 30. Although, she still thinks like at 15 yo girl. I am not sure that she thinks she looks good. Her reaction at Eric’s birthday party was telling, but then again, she contradicts herself on a daily basis.

 

[marjoram]

#AmberLYNN still thinks she's hot stuff. You can't go by anything she SAYS, of course, but just look at how she acts. Those revolting duckface selfies, the cutsie (for a 12 year old) Snaps with pretty pretty princess filters, the constant eye-fucking of the camera...
Amber's WAY hot, bitches, and you're not.

 

[kiwirevolving]

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However, the place looks clean and well maintained. It seems that the poop buns is all the rage in the morbidly obese.
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Why do all deathfats do that anyways?

Is it because if they let their hair loose it can get stuck between one of her folds or what?

 

[FatalTater]

If hair is worn in a bun on the tippy-top of the head, it's more comfy to lie down on and less likely to get messed up while napping. No one will admit that though, plus I'm sure a few deathfats have seen makeup being applied on someone with their hair up like that, not realizing that those people only have the hair up to keep it out of the way while face-painting. They style their hair down afterwards.

Top of head poop bun = even lazier style than the greasy ponytail.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

#AmberLYNN still thinks she's hot stuff. You can't go by anything she SAYS, of course, but just look at how she acts. Those revolting duckface selfies, the cutsie (for a 12 year old) Snaps with pretty pretty princess filters, the constant eye-fucking of the camera...
Amber's WAY hot, bitches, and you're not.

I still don't understand what Amber trying to accomplish considering sex with her is physically impossible,

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's important to her to think she's WANTED; that her size doesn't matter, that her scintillating wit, rapier sharp intelligence, super-cute quirks, endless empathy & overall awesomeness are guaranteed to make everybody really want her - male or female.

 

[Long Dong Silver]

I still don't understand what Amber trying to accomplish considering sex with her is physically impossible,

It’s not at all about the physical act of sex. It’s about the perception/illusion of the ability to charm and attract. All part of a narcissistic personality’s balanced diet.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Lol people SERIOUSLY do not understand plastic surgery and cosmetic treatments, even if they are at the cosmetic doctor's office all the time. Jesus, you'd think that she'd know something about this with all the silicone and the thousands of dollars she's spent on looking like an uncanny valley blow-up doll who will still have basketball tits stapled to her chest when she's 80 and sagging everywhere else.

Not to sperg, but Botox is the common brand name for a neurotoxin produced by a bacteria that can be detrimental to the human body and cause botulism if it is used the wrong way or ingested. However, when it's injected for cosmetic reasons, it causes flaccid paralysis which limits muscle movement and can reduce the look of wrinkles or control a gummy smile. That's literally all it does, and it's also used for medical reasons such as vocal tremors and overactive or failing bladder. So you don't "stuff" your face with Botox. You're thinking of filler, sweetie. Women her age don't even have wrinkles yet. The only reason someone under the age of 35 would need or want Botox is for a medical reason or to control a an overactive facial muscle that causes an unpleasant or gummy smile. I feel so bad for cosmetic surgeons these days, explaining this to a woman like her is probably like talking to a brick wall and there are many out there.

On another note, booly and get boolied, Amber. Don't pick a fight with an internet bimbo and expect to come out on top if you're a 600-lb lesbian from Buttfuck Kentucky.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

It's important to her to think she's WANTED; that her size doesn't matter, that her scintillating wit, rapier sharp intelligence, super-cute quirks, endless empathy & overall awesomeness are guaranteed to make everybody really want her - male or female.

Which ironic, considering how she will then loudly and vigorously crow to any male in the vicinity that she's a raging rainbow lezbean, which would only serve instead to sink the lack of interest into negative (and frosty) numbers territory.

Wonder why she doesn't try to go to a gay bar? At least at those places she could (somewhat credibly) gloat at how the women there supposedly want her.

 

[Phalanx]

Boy for someone whose soul income is youtube is floundering. I predict a mukbang on Wednesday.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Has she even been on her other social media much? I suspect she's binging up a storm, especially if she read the retort by that plastic bimbo she rashly dragged into her narrative. She's really got nothing BUT mukbangs at this point, though. Exercise? Hah! She'll claim it's simply too dangerous to step out of the house, (unless she's safely cocooned in the car to go to her favorite haunts still open), she's too stressed out to care about dieteeeeen & what's left? Massive online chow fest.

 

[Bookish]

She's gotten into the habit of putting 5 days in between videos and inching closer and closer to 1 video a week. It's not like these 1 or 2 videos a week are the least bit interesting nor well edited, either. Amazing.

 

[Angel Dust]

Which ironic, considering how she will then loudly and vigorously crow to any male in the vicinity that she's a raging rainbow lezbean, which would only serve instead to sink the lack of interest into negative (and frosty) numbers territory.

Wonder why she doesn't try to go to a gay bar? At least at those places she could (somewhat credibly) gloat at how the women there supposedly want her.

Your fatal error here is assuming she could/would leave the house. She found Becky via YouTube comments. That's how little effort she puts in.

Lol people SERIOUSLY do not understand plastic surgery and cosmetic treatments, even if they are at the cosmetic doctor's office all the time. Jesus, you'd think that she'd know something about this with all the silicone and the thousands of dollars she's spent on looking like an uncanny valley blow-up doll who will still have basketball tits stapled to her chest when she's 80 and sagging everywhere else.

Not to sperg, but Botox is the common brand name for a neurotoxin produced by a bacteria that can be detrimental to the human body and cause botulism if it is used the wrong way or ingested. However, when it's injected for cosmetic reasons, it causes flaccid paralysis which limits muscle movement and can reduce the look of wrinkles or control a gummy smile. That's literally all it does, and it's also used for medical reasons such as vocal tremors and overactive or failing bladder. So you don't "stuff" your face with Botox. You're thinking of filler, sweetie. Women her age don't even have wrinkles yet. The only reason someone under the age of 35 would need or want Botox is for a medical reason or to control a an overactive facial muscle that causes an unpleasant or gummy smile. I feel so bad for cosmetic surgeons these days, explaining this to a woman like her is probably like talking to a brick wall and there are many out there.

On another note, booly and get boolied, Amber. Don't pick a fight with an internet bimbo and expect to come out on top if you're a 600-lb lesbian from Buttfuck Kentucky.

Botox injections are also used to control/treat migraines. It's surprisingly become way more than just cosmetic. Amber might benefit from a little Botox anyway. Might improve those jowls

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Your fatal error here is assuming she could/would leave the house. She found Becky via YouTube comments. That's how little effort she puts in.

She goes out if it's food related. Even if it means dragging Becky out of bed before the crack of dawn to make a run down to the Cheesecake Factory.

Bars serve food. Usually it's the super fatty stuff that goes well with hard drinks.

 

[Honzou]

She's gotten into the habit of putting 5 days in between videos and inching closer and closer to 1 video a week. It's not like these 1 or 2 videos a week are the least bit interesting nor well edited, either. Amazing.

This baffles me. She has so little going on in her life and no hobbies, you'd think she would work on videos out of boredom at this point. I guess I underestimate how unbelievably lazy she is.