Dragon Lady
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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- Aug 16, 2018
At the rate Al is going, she won’t age that much, but she’ll certainly die.
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- Sep 5, 2019
Kind of weird not believing in ghosts when she watches horror movies all the time.
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- Aug 10, 2017
One of my favorite Amberisms, and I don't remember the exact quote or where/when she said this, was when she revealed that she doesn't believe in ghosts, but is terrified of ghosts.
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- Sep 24, 2019
In her situation I don't think death per se would scare me as much as HOW I die. She's spent years setting herself up for long, nasty, really shitty ways to die. No falling asleep & not waking up but infection, pain, a stroke that leaves her alive but completely helpless for months if not years... THOSE are the things that scary - to me anyway.
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I was having a good day until you posted that amberlynn thanks.
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- Jan 29, 2020
Her fat face has ascended to the status of being Earth’s #2 major satellite, second only to the actual moon.
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- Aug 19, 2017
Her skin is FUCKING vile! Looking at it revolts me you can tell she does not bathe. Seen better looking corpses frankly.
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I don't know if someone posted this already, but, she changed her "weight loss" Instagram's name from pineappleepinup to curvycaloriies which was the name of her first "weight loss" Instagram account
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- Sep 9, 2019
She looks like a living embodiment of a cheeseburger. Why does she take so much pride in her flabs? Lmao
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The first weight loss IG account still exists, but it has a double "s" instead of the double "i". I wonder what made her decide to change it? Bolth names are equally stupid.
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Don't you recall? Her "nutritionist" told her that measuring cups etc. were just all-kinds-of-inaccurate and really she shouldn't use them because they don't measure things properly. I honestly think the stupid pig can't fathom the fractions on measuring cups/spoons so she just doesn't bother.
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unrelated but a wild amberlynn appeared in my stories feed today..
note that the music choosen was made by another fat cow
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Those smash votes must be ironic right?
e: I just noticed something. 2 weeks ago she uploaded the awful 43 minute "eating candy on camera" video. The viewer retention must have been terrible (who can blame them) because since then all videos are 13-16 minutes.
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- Dec 9, 2018
How to hide the horrific reality of your sumo wrestler body:
1) Crop out 4/5 of body width
2) Sandwich 72A cup tits together
3) Make a duck face to pull face fat inward
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Come one, come all! Ask the Queen of Moderation your weight loss questions! Let her help you attain that skinny legend body you've always wanted!
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- Sep 5, 2019
She's posting these ask meeeee anything because she knows she's no longer the shit.
She's so desperate for attention she's making up socks for fake questions.
This fattie is majority fucked up in the head in so many ways.
A big, fat, gluttonous waste of life.
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my weight loss question is show laygs.
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Amber would kill for titties like that.
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- Mar 28, 2019
Damn. You're hot dude. You know how to spread da fupa?
I practiced with some cow innards in the back yard, but still couldn't master the triple folded intricacies. Please share.
Gracias.
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Of course the moron who can’t conjugate “eat” says “writ” is from the older (lol) times.
She’s not curvy, she’s a big fat lump.
She’s not curvy, she’s a big fat lump.