Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I can't be bothered trying to keep up with her butchered time line but her comment section in today's video pointed out that this 'rant' was filmed 6 days ago - same clothes & shit as a TikTok apparently.

I suppose to her things are still 'moral' if she doesn't bother indicating a date? After all, she's not overtly lyeeeeeeeeeeeen', so it must be moral.

Just like opening wide for all the "hate" is moral... as long as it brings in the cash.

Got it.
 
This is solid gold. :lit:

I love Engrylynn in all her stupid, delusional, self-righteous, self-serving glory. This is the closest we'll ever get to seeing her honest -- and she still can't take any responsibility for herself or her situation.

She's such a lost cause. I'm really okay with her eating herself to death, y'know? Like, I don't even think it's a shame in a theoretical sense. It would be different if we could count on getting more glorious nonsense like this, but I'm afraid this is going to be the exception to her boring, pointless rule. That is, if she doesn't stroke out midway through telling off the "psychos and idiots".
 
But you guise, don't you see how idiotic and illegal it is to not believe what Fat Amber says without questioning it??? Like, it's liddurally psychotic. Just give her your clicks, views and superchats and recommend her to others. Don't ever notice the bullshit, that would be weak-minded.
 
Now this, this is a rant! This is much better than that vague, talking in circles nonsense she posted today.

Don't hold back, Amber. Tell us all how you really feel! :story:
 
Has she been bingewatching KUWTK? She's putting on a fake Kardashian-esque(realistically, probably imitating some YT'er she idolizes) voice in her recent rant. She's loving every second of it. She's doing the same amused, smug tongue-sucking she did in that mukbang video where she stated she was 'repulsed' by peoples' response to her weight loss video.

Odd to me to have such a supposedly serious discussion with a fluttering butterfly filter on your face the entire time.
 
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But you guise, don't you see how idiotic and illegal it is to not believe what Fat Amber says without questioning it??? Like, it's liddurally psychotic. Just give her your clicks, views and superchats and recommend her to others. Don't ever notice the bullshit, that would be weak-minded.

It's so unfair she didn't have a real shot at doing YouTube like everyone else because she's fat. Because that's how it works for everyone else, right? They just slap something together when they feel like it and the money rolls in. Right?

This part really made me think she realizes the trouble her channel's in. She's realizing, on some level, that people only tuned in for the sideshow and now they're slowly getting over it. But rather than entertain the notion that she should've put more effort into, y'know, not being a sideshow, it's the fault of the haydurs and the fatphobists for paying attention to her in the first place.

I can only imagine what a nightmare she must be like to deal with in real life.
 
I just watched the whole snapchat bullshit. How does she function? How does her pee sized brain work? It's not because you're the size of a literal bear. It's how you just flounder through life, not taking account for your actions, just seeing what you want to see.

I'm about done with her. I haven't watched ger videos ever, just through reactions. And yes ALR, I CAN lay my head on my pillow at night knowing I'm not you and not done what you have done to your body to mine.
 
Oh the smugness of this quarter ton whale.
Like I've said over and over- we aren't eating ourselves to the grave. We aren't 600lbs of blubber with deformities that YOU alone brought on yourself.
You said you'd go to the grave believing we are all idiots? Piggy that may be closer than you think .
Beckster better be getting a gofund me ready to pay for your supersized coffin.
And I could care less you vile fat ass.
 
I could write a several paragraph response to today's rant but I think this is a better use of my time:
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Amber you don't have a large following ffs. Talks about delusion then says about this shit. OK Amber it is evident as fuck that you dwell here now daily no doubt. Amber people hate you because you are a fake bitch who purposely trolls audiences for coin then tries to attack them critics but you still don't realise that you can never have both. You die on one of the graves not both. You also purposely annoy and try and piss off various individual groups especially the mentally ill with actual mental illness. You abuse people and animals around you and all you do is copy EVERYTHING you have no individual thought.

This is literally a carbon copy of a jeffree Star rant on his snapchats.

Amber is fucking crawling for attention now because she knows that its over, you can't be Trisha Paytas because only she can be also her audience is a ride or die. She realises the trap she has set herself in now she HAS to be the freakshow to be rich in order to get coin because she is surging out so much especially older stuff most of it is a month old. You played yourself Amber you buffoon, you joined the circus thought you can leave with the coin and the audience but didn't realise the fact you were the circus act got you the coin and the audience.

Her descent is incredible :)

Jesus that is pretty much bang on 50% that is pretty bad no wonder she is losing her collective shit. So I tend to check her views every day just because I notice Amber gets really pissed if her recent vids don't crack 100k, here are my findings as I really enjoy this shit :p
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This of course is realtime and some of these are nearly a month old.
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Gone back 12 months and her views are still iffy but I remember this was posted right before 100 days of "content". Her views were dying then and she was downward trending.

BASICALLY
100 days was a defibrillator on her waning views and it worked because she still had clout but as you guys know lolcowdom is fickle and they get traded rather fast. She cannot even click bait at this point. I really think this is creating her breakdown and I expect a video called "My channel is dying".
 
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Ah... nothing like a Big Mad for dessert after supper. So much righteous indignation & anger from our poor misunderstood gorl. We misunderstand her? Let me refresh my 'remembery' about how she misunderstands her viewers.

In her eyes, skinny, pretty & rich = loved. Even with her limited cognitive skills, that is sadly shallow. I'm not surprised - she lectures us using a cutesy filter. I had giggly fits thinking of a 3 year old 'pretend cry' while trying to be manipulative. Do we believe the lecturing adult? Or do we feel amusement at the indignant toddler?

I don't care how often she apologizes - her apologies are never real apologies - just a reason for more excuses & no, she doesn't learn from her mistakes or make changes.

She's right about 1 thing - once she makes up her mind about something, nobody can change her mind.

She's hated because of how she looks. No, she's hated because she's a spiteful, petty, self serving bitch with no obvious redeeming features in her character.

Not having a fair chance on YT because of her weight? Fair chance at what? She has nothing else to offer but the side show aspect of her.

People EARN respect, it's not & never should be a given. She hasn't earned any. I don't think anyone expects perfection from her. I'd be astonished if she achieved "adequate" but that's stretch.

Delusional is thinking an overwhelming majority of people with a set of opinions or facts that differ from what she WANTS are delusional. Delusional is thinking her job is 'real work' and 'HARD'. Delusion is thinking she could waltz into her boss's office in a real job, spew off like she did & not be escorted from the premises with her small box of personal possessions by security guards. Only on YB & perhaps other social platform can she try to ream out those who pay her & get away with it.
 
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