Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Off topic, but... It is shocking and appalling just how disgusting Cheesecake Factory’s orange chicken is. They provided catering for many essential workers in my state today, and orange chicken was on the menu. It is bland as fuck. Salty, bland mush. No spice. No sweetness. No acidity. No crunch. The orange peel attempts to add freshness but fails to deliver. The veggies are overcooked and soggy. Why the fuck would someone travel two hours for that shit? If you’re going to eat yourself into an early grave, at least eat delicious food. 0/10 do not recommend.

You gon really talk about a restaurant..
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Edit: anyway. There's a shit ton of doxing on this site. Why is someone trying to pick and choose who gets doxed now. If it's happened, it's happened, anyway. It's not like the information just disappears once it's deleted.

You sure you're not Kermit's retar.ded sister, Froggy, @Thumbsballs? 🤔
 
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You gon really talk about a restaurant..
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As opposed to talking about fucking cabinetry in an apartment that she may or may not live in, but literally, it doesn't matter either way? And adds nothing of interest to the conversation after being beaten to death?

Fuckkk, this bitch needs to upload because this is some lame ass conversation, Jesus. I'm here for the orange chicken review. It's new and spicy content at this point.
 
Off topic, but... It is shocking and appalling just how disgusting Cheesecake Factory’s orange chicken is. They provided catering for many essential workers in my state today, and orange chicken was on the menu. It is bland as fuck. Salty, bland mush. No spice. No sweetness. No acidity. No crunch. The orange peel attempts to add freshness but fails to deliver. The veggies are overcooked and soggy. Why the fuck would someone travel two hours for that shit? If you’re going to eat yourself into an early grave, at least eat delicious food. 0/10 do not recommend.
I assumed she loved it so bad she would marry it (if bestiality was legal) because it had the perfect deathfat combination of sweet and greasy with a bit of starch like the Panda Express mall samples. But it's bland salty overpriced mush just like "look at these photos of my ex girlfriends period panties" Bucky who she actually married.

You gon really talk about a restaurant..
:stress:

Edit: anyway. There's a shit ton of doxing on this site. Why is someone trying to pick and choose who gets doxed now. If it's happened, it's happened, anyway. It's not like the information just disappears once it's deleted.

You sure you're not Kermit's retar.ded sister, Froggy, @Thumbsballs? 🤔
She's a compulsive laaahr and she said she lives in a 2 bedroom. Some people don't like liars and like to prove them wrong as sort of a hobby. And honestly this was probably the fastest doxing of any lolcow in history. It was like less than an hour after the "I moved" video. Real Internet Historian Austin Powers shit.
 
No. It's done for lulz.

Calm down. I'm not really saying that in the lol calm down kind of way, but if you're this upset about doxing on a web site that doxes, then maybe this is not the place for you.
No it’s the place for me I was just questioning

I’m still new lol. I will get with the lay of the land. Dox away. And I’m having a hard time figuring out how to add the other quote, kind of dwunk but no I’m not kermies frog cousin lol I’m just a sperg in the berg.
 
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Kristine had posted something about not receiving unemployment on Facebook and this ghetto bitch left a reply underneath it which is a little funny. Amber didn't think so. I didn't add the girl's response to Amber's first reply because it's a video and she's just some ditzy pothead trying to flex on Amber. Amber's argument is just what you'd expect it to be, yawn.

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Teissy is a sad fucker - and I had no sound on her video clip but her face said it all

My dad always gave my mom carnations like those, said they were his fave flower but later confided in me that they were just the cheapest flowers at the flower shop! But six carnations is a joke! She obv asked for a five dollar bouquet. Well, now I feel bad. At least she got her flowers!

She got them either at the checkout at Walmart if at the gas station on the way home
 
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I am simultaneously horrified and amazed that this seemingly decent looking (fancy for Kentucky) apartment complex decided to rent to a notorious YouTuber with no credit and her unemployed partner. Are they that desperate for cash?

It's Kentucky, dude. Half the state is as fat and stupid as Amber.
 
Off topic, but... It is shocking and appalling just how disgusting Cheesecake Factory’s orange chicken is. They provided catering for many essential workers in my state today, and orange chicken was on the menu. It is bland as [cripes]. Salty, bland mush. No spice. No sweetness. No acidity. No crunch. The orange peel attempts to add freshness but fails to deliver. The veggies are overcooked and soggy. Why the [devil] would someone travel two hours for that [slop]? If you’re going to eat yourself into an early grave, at least eat delicious food. 0/10 do not recommend.
Amber eats to eat. The chicken has sugar and comes with rice. Rice is important because she knows she can eat loads of rice before satiety kicks in. The shortcomings do not bother her. Her food is full of salt, sugar, and fat. She is not looking for adventure when she eats. She needs those core elements because that is what she knows. I do not want be talking stink, but Amber is not as cosmopolitan as she would have you believe. In fact, you could say she is a white trash dilettante whose only understanding of food is that it goes in her mouth.
 
Amber eats to eat. The chicken has sugar and comes with rice. Rice is important because she knows she can eat loads of rice before satiety kicks in. The shortcomings do not bother her. Her food is full of salt, sugar, and fat. She is not looking for adventure when she eats. She needs those core elements because that is what she knows. I do not want be talking stink, but Amber is not as cosmopolitan as she would have you believe. In fact, you could say she is a white trash dilettante whose only understanding of food is that it goes in her mouth.
We have to remember that Amber did not get to almost 600 pounds by eating in fancy restaurants and cooking gourmet meals. She might be closer to Cheesecake Factory and her beloved orange chicken, but I suspect that her regular fare will not be that much different than when she was living in Monticello. The only difference is that UberEats or Becky will not have to drive as far to bring her food, and she will not have to be driven as far for chinese buffets, sushi places, and mexicain restaurants. Unless she agrees to restrict herself in what she is eating, she will not lose any weight, regardless where she is living.
 
I’d say more like 80%.

This fact lmao. People kept saying she would leave Thumbster and get out of that godforsaken state if she ever loses enough weight, but where could she go that wouldn't make her a complete laughing stock given her stupidity. She is right at home in Kentucky.

Actually, lemme take that back, if she ever leaves Becky she would prob go to a worse state like Alabama or Mississippi to prey on some naive slow lesbo over there because that is all the "life skills" our gorl has ever picked up on in the last 30 years.
 
This fact lmao. People kept saying she would leave Thumbster and get out of that godforsaken state if she ever loses enough weight, but where could she go that wouldn't make her a complete laughing stock given her stupidity. She is right at home in Kentucky.

Actually, lemme take that back, if she ever leaves Becky she would prob go to a worse state like Alabama or Mississippi to prey on some naive slow lesbo over there because that is all the "life skills" our gorl has ever picked up on in the last 30 years.

she could come down here to Georgia. Actually, you’re right, anywhere in the Deep South would be somewhere that she could blend in. I’ve been to almost every state and my local walamart here in GA is the only one I’ve ever seen where all the scooters are in use at
any given time. Kentucky has a bigger meth problem than we do so not as many ham planets there. Fried catfish and grits is South Georgia meth.
 
lmao they edit people into their pictures
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Lol, will ALR's new place have a tree that she can waddle out to? I miss the tree walking videos. She looked like a bunch of twinkies stuffed into leggings in that vid.

Wait, is she on like a second floor apt? Holy fuck imagine her neighbor's reaction when they have to hear her stampede in place for a few minutes for her Tik Tok videos.
 
If she tried to move into a 'happening' building with young fairly affluent working people with teacup pets, a relatively developed fashion sense & busy social life; any hopes she had of absorbing that vibe & turning into such herself, will be quickly dashed,
 
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