Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

it's pretty lucky she's recovering from having her cooter yanked out so becky didn't have the unpleasant task of telling hamber she's not invited to the funeral because everyone fucking hates her

 

[Punkinsplice]

I know Amber was gaining weight on her channel for the entire time, but I feel like it snowballed once she started using the scootypuffs. When she posed for the thumbnail that one time by giving the over the shoulder model shot in the scooter was like a pivotal moment in time. Also, the one time she obviously picked her thumbnail.

 

[lucio fulci]

Forced to? And exactly what will happen if she doesn’t? The Big Bad Haydurs are gonna break down her door and get the truth out of her? Maybe that’s why she’s pussing out of the house tour, she must be pissing herself (more than usual) at how quickly the kiwi geospergs found her apartment complex.
Grow tf up Amblart, you’re not that important.

It’s almost as if broadcasting every second of your life to strangers online will lead them to want to question things and poke holes in every lie/story you tell.
She’s open about so many other things that could be considered TMI—I don’t see how answering something like this is any different, but she feels “forced”. Okay amber.

 

[MissDrama]

I swear Amberlynn's Twitter Q&A made me remember exactly why I follow this cow.
This was a nice piece of cake filled with lies she's unable to keep track on, more rape allegations, 0 consideration for others and just overall retardation. She's just too stupid to have that snarky personality. I feel she actively losses brain cells with each binge she devours, and by now, she's on negative numbers on that department.

To think I felt bad for her at some point for her medical condition...
Not anymore.

 

[idosometimes]

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it's pretty lucky she's recovering from having her [lady parts] yanked out so becky didn't have the unpleasant task of telling hamber she's not invited to the funeral because everyone [glinking] hates her

She would not go anyway. Amber had to bring a mattress into the shared living space to sit on. What would she do at a church or funeral home that is hours from her new home? It is not like she could borrow a giant casket to take a nap in (not that they are comfortable). This is hours of serious discomfort without the joy of orange chicken at the end. Amber would have no part of it in the best of days.

 

[KiwiKunt]

https://twitter.com/mustbepearls/status/1288165875367981056?s=20

'She claims to have been an 'amazing' PCA worker - and yet we have all seen the evidence to the contrary - She actually believes she was amazing - that sums it up

 

[idosometimes]

I honestly think the same thing about Chantal, both of these girls love to pull the fat shaming ableist card when it suits them, they’re both happy using walking aids in public (amber with her scootypuff and Chantal with her new walker) and both claim binge eating disorder as an excuse to eat whatever they want. Amber is less obvious about it than Chantal but both are just as guilty for the mindset of victim hood.

I think the problem with surgery is that it would limit what they eat. These lardarses would be fine with losing weight if they could gorge themselves on sweets. Both would take a magic pill that made them thing assuming it required no other work. They are not alone in this. HAES types are all about the idea of no bad foods and listening to their body when it comes to what they eat. This gives rise to the idea of "weight neutral" health. Cake for breakfast is not a rare treat, but the only way to live.

Specifically about Ambs, I think she would be okay with 300 pounds if she could eat like a 600 pounder. She would be mobile enough to get around without a huffing and puffing like a steam engine and could buy XXXXXXL shirts to wear as shirts instead of XXXXXL dresses.

 

[ADHD]

https://twitter.com/mustbepearls/status/1288165875367981056?s=20

'She claims to have been an 'amazing' PCA worker - and yet we have all seen the evidence to the contrary - She actually believes she was amazing - that sums it up

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"So...my pathology results came back. My oncologist just called me. I’ll have to make a video eventually to talk about it." Tweet #1

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"I’m gonna wait till my mom leaves and until things have calmed down a bit. A lot is going on right now." Tweet #2

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[MirnaMinkoff]

This definitely sounds like it's good news and she wants to drag the saga out.

Edit: ack, ninja'd. Maybe we're too jaded, though.

Nah, if she got some terrible news methmom wouldn’t be leaving and she’d be dropping bigger pity hints. She’s just drawing this out for maximum video views for a nothing burger

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Just deleted her twitter, I don't think that Q&A went well.

 

[KiwiKunt]

.... and she's gone

https://mobile.twitter.com/404

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

.... and she's gone

https://mobile.twitter.com/404

404 Error page, friendo

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she got her narc attention fix and dipped for the umpteenth time

 

[Nocellara]

Anyone catch the comment that caused her to sperg out and delete? All looked like ass pats to me.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

She would not go anyway. Amber had to bring a mattress into the shared living space to sit on. What would she do at a church or funeral home that is hours from her new home? It is not like she could borrow a giant casket to take a nap in (not that they are comfortable). This is hours of serious discomfort without the joy of orange chicken at the end. Amber would have no part of it in the best of days.

Agreed! Wasn't there a video about a year back when Becky went home for a few days (presumably cause of health stuff related to her mom), and Amber "couldn't" go because she had other responsibilities at home, which consisted solely of her making a lazy-ass makeup video using Trisha Paytas glitter? I guess transforming herself into a fat mermaid for Adsense coin couldn't be done anywhere else, except in her dirty, unmade bed. I may have the timeline confused, but she always had an excuse for not going on these trips. I'm sure she's more than thrilled to have a legitimate excuse to miss this one. Not that her presence there would be wanted regardless, but she's a fucking liar pretending she would be there under any other circumstances.

Now we all get to wait with bated breath to find out that the pathology report indicates she is hulthy, just big. I agree with @MirnaMinkoff's theory that if it was anything serious, her mom wouldn't be leaving so soon. And if it IS serious, then I guess she can go cry to someone else about it.

A refresher, for anyone that forgot about this iconic moment:

"Thank you for being sweet..."

 

[KiwiKunt]

Anyone catch the comment that caused her to sperg out and delete? All looked like ass pats to me.

I think it was actually some going on about Rain Petals Eaves Drop again - she will never shake that off without a proper closure video

 

[Punkinsplice]

She may have deleted (or privated) it to create drama. "Got my path report". Shuts down Twitter as a cliffhanger ellipses moment.

 

[Nocellara]

Yeah she cannot handle anything about the time she lied and accused her ex of raping her when it was in fact Fat Amber who was the abuser. What a surprise.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Rain Petals Eaves Drop

Sounds like "things Amber's vaj will never smell like."

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

She was getting a lot of shit accusing her of faking depression, asking why Necky couldn't be arsed to wash her hair, shit about how she wasn't supporting Necky in her Time of Need, comments about Casey and more, and that's just the stuff she replied to.