Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537
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Yeah, after editing and uploading hundreds of videos, she didn’t see it. After stepping on the scale, didn’t see it. After not being able to fit in the car, didn’t notice. Uh huh, sure I believe this.
 
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Yeah, after editing and uploading hundreds of videos, she didn’t see it. After stepping on the scale, didn’t see it. After not being able to fit in the car, didn’t notice. Uh huh, sure I believe this.
Oh wow. You think she'd have seen it with all of her eyefucking the camera.

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Yeah, after editing and uploading hundreds of videos, she didn’t see it. After stepping on the scale, didn’t see it. After not being able to fit in the car, didn’t notice. Uh huh, sure I believe this.
To listen to her (which I seldom do) you'd think she'd lost several hundred lbs since. FFS, the bovine has been on a "diet" for what a week? and she's acting as though she's Slimmer of the Year.
 
Is that recent? So she goes from 5 mins and looking like she was at danger of stroking out to 30 min walks and, in Amber's words, "be fine" because of this miraculous 89 lb weight loss? When was she last walking anywhere? She looked like she wanted to collapse after the walking to the tree bs. Am I just overthinking a blatant lie? Lol Amber lies.
 
Is that recent? So she goes from 5 mins and looking like she was at danger of stroking out to 30 min walks and, in Amber's words, "be fine" because of this miraculous 89 lb weight loss? When was she last walking anywhere? She looked like she wanted to collapse after the walking to the tree bs. Am I just overthinking a blatant lie? Lol Amber lies.

I was watching her waddle whilst she vlogs and the phone spinning round was driving me crazy. just crossing the lounge was a huge struggle for her. I think, looking at the community pictures on The Henry website, (spot the black man) she is going to feel extremely outcast. When the reality sinks in that she has moved into a fairly elitist community her emotional and psychological troubles are going to splurge. She will always be trailer park and at her size she may as well be wearing a neon sign with it written on,

I imagine they have those 'housing committee' type things for the building she is in, I can imagine what they are saying about her and Becky bringing down the neighbour hood

The Honeymoon Period is going to wear off pretty soon once they are waddling down to the pool like hippos on the way to the watering hole
 
The Honeymoon Period is going to wear off pretty soon once they are waddling down to the pool like hippos on the way to the watering hole

She might gain some initial sympathy and patience with her fellow tenants once she spews the "MuH cAnCeR mUh ChIlDhOoD mUh BiPoLaR I'm ToTeS LoSiN wEiGhT y'AlL iTs A jOuRnEee"

which like with most of her viewers will be short-lived since she's a terribly lying, leaky cunt.
 
But does she understand/see that she is still frickin massive or now she sees reality, but she's totally fine with how she is? Does she see how fat did Becky become? I guess she just doesn't care about anything.

Cancer's gone, what's her next step regarding her youtube career? Might be 'dumb' but I was thinking of making a thread about what would you do if you were Amber (on youtube mostly, like would you stick to lucrative Mukbangs or would you do more weight loss stuff or maybe Torrid hauls?).
 
But does she understand/see that she is still frickin massive or now she sees reality, but she's totally fine with how she is? Does she see how fat did Becky become? I guess she just doesn't care about anything.

Cancer's gone, what's her next step regarding her youtube career? Might be 'dumb' but I was thinking of making a thread about what would you do if you were Amber (on youtube mostly, like would you stick to lucrative Mukbangs or would you do more weight loss stuff or maybe Torrid hauls?).

Amber does not realise how big Becky is because Becky is smaller than her - She keeps calling Becky 'cute' to me 'cute' always refers to something small

She might gain some initial sympathy and patience with her fellow tenants once she spews the "MuH cAnCeR mUh ChIlDhOoD mUh BiPoLaR I'm ToTeS LoSiN wEiGhT y'AlL iTs A jOuRnEee"

which like with most of her viewers will be short-lived since she's a terribly lying, leaky cunt.

A mentally ill, morbidly obese, poor white trash and out of work retard. with her mobidly obese retarded son who turns out be be her lesbian lover, who has the audacity to think she can be one of them? Not a chance

EDIT - merge
 
if this is true, how slow are you walking then?:thinking:
That's the funniest lie I've seen her blurt out.
She can't walk 3 mins.
She won't be able to do that now. Since all she's been doing is lying around a small ass apartment.
She hates exercise. She loves lounging on pillow mountain getting her mounds of food delivered by fat uncle Becky.
 
I don't think the gorl is really ever going to be out and about enough to interact with or even be seen by the locals. She's housebound at this point and likely going to get worse, not better, as she ages and gains more weight. Anything that requires stepping beyond the threshold of her apartment; walking Twinkie, getting groceries, getting restaurant meals, etc is done for her by the thumb or done through delivery services. That apartment is basically a prison.

Based on what her neighbors see they probably just think it's Becky living their by herself. Except maybe the poor neighbors underneath having to listen to Amburr lumber around.
 
I was watching her waddle whilst she vlogs and the phone spinning round was driving me crazy. just crossing the lounge was a huge struggle for her. I think, looking at the community pictures on The Henry website, (spot the black man) she is going to feel extremely outcast. When the reality sinks in that she has moved into a fairly elitist community her emotional and psychological troubles are going to splurge. She will always be trailer park and at her size she may as well be wearing a neon sign with it written on,

I imagine they have those 'housing committee' type things for the building she is in, I can imagine what they are saying about her and Becky bringing down the neighbour hood

The Honeymoon Period is going to wear off pretty soon once they are waddling down to the pool like hippos on the way to the watering hole
I just inspected the "gallery" on the website. Pertinent experience: while on the road for a multi-year project, I spent a 9 month lease in a complex VERY similar but in Raleigh, NC. There was a parking deck/covered garage thing that was fucking ALWAYS full, and the spots near the shops were always hopping. This was of course before any pandemics and shut BUT..these complexes do not lend themselves to scooty-puffin and easy ingress/egress. I had to plan on days where trash had to go out or recycling, groceries etc. Somedays I was close, somedays I was far. And there was ALWAYS fucking noise from non-residents because of the shopping.

TLDR this WILL be a negative experience for our gorl. Either because of the gawking OR the weight-gain due to even LESS leaving of the house due to the "hassle" it is. You betta' fuckin' believe Becky is going on a fucking HIKE to get to the PorkWagon™
 
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