Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob. Obviously they can't put up a fight, they can barely walk and certainly aren't going to run away. It also doesn't take long to realize they're about as smart as a box of rocks. If Amber is flashing cash when she goes out, the wrong people are going to notice it.

So, in other words, Amber would be an idiot to buy a real LV bag?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

“Sit belts”. I’m low key hoping this wasn’t a typo.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So, in other words, Amber would be an idiot to buy a real LV bag?

And flash the $1500 they carry around at all times for "emergencies," and never bother to get their debit card limit fixed so they need to "pull off" hundreds of additional dollars every day to spend on candles and cookies...

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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“Sit belts”. I’m low key hoping this wasn’t a typo.

Wouldn't all seat belts have to be a standard size?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Wouldn't all seat belts have to be a standard size?

Generally, yes. The seat belts (at least the ones manufactured in the 2000’s) can accommodate people in the 95-99% percentile of size. Meaning, Amber was out of that range for a long time. She could of purchased an extender, but research shows it doesn’t do much (as if we needed research. At her size, a small 20 mph fender bender could actually cause her severe trauma. God only knows what would happen if she got into a 50 mph crash. It might end up on a gore channel.)
Interesting seat belt data

 

[barbiegirl]

would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob.

I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.

Come on now, with the shit that comes out of her mouth and how she undoubtedly smells, you're optimistic to think there'd be a white knight. It's Kentucky, everyone'd probably turn a blind eye. OR the superhero gets shot in the guts.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.

It is most likely that she will be a victim of a snatch and grab, probably when she leaves a restaurant or a store. She is easy prey and the thief would not have realized that he hit the jackpot.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

It is most likely that she will be a victim of a snatch and grab, probably when she leaves a restaurant or a store. She is easy prey and the thief would not have realized that he hit the jackpot.

True. She’s so white trash looking, he would’ve been surprised she’d have anything more than loose change.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Hmm, maybe Thumby already has a gun and that's what that huge bulge in the front of her shorts is?

Well she needs a dick because she certainly doesn't have a spine

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Well she needs a dick because she certainly doesn't have a spine

Damn, the ancient Romans were right when they theorized that in lesbian couples the "dominant" partner's clit would turn into a pseudopenis for penetration

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Damn, the ancient Romans were right when they theorized that in lesbian couples the "dominant" partner's clit would turn into a pseudopenis for penetration

If it was the dominant partner it would be Amber with the huge shlang - and now she is going to go through a medically induced menopause she is going to be a titan

 

[krazy orange cat]

If it was the dominant partner it would be Amber with the huge shlang

Maybe what we've thought was her gut hanging down was her developing a huge set of balls.

 

[fvckm3]

just gonna leave this

 

[#1DeathFat]

Hammy went to Cheesecake with the boys.

 

[Lift Me Up]

Anyone else get their daily Amber bullshit from the MustBePears twitter account?

 

[Flapjack]

Hammy went to Cheesecake with the boys.

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Didn’t they just (most likely) go to Cheesecake Factory like yesterday o.o fat bitch can’t go a day without takeout

 

[AmberAlert]

Hammy went to Cheesecake with the boys.

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I feel sorry for the poor waitstaff. Imagine working at a shitty chain restaurant during a pandemic: miserable, risking your health, and masked all day. This beast waddles in huffing and puffing, so grotesque it doesn't even fit in a chair. Stuffing itself with cheap greasy reheated apps and carb piles in between trips to Target and Wommart where its meaty paw fondles every shiny and bright knick knack it can get its scooter close enough to reach out for like a toddler in a shopping cart.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Hammy went to Cheesecake with the boys.

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Too bad she's not capable of taking a selfie without using a filter that can't accommodate her fat face. Or is it the new trend to have the ear piece jabbing into your cheek?

 

[Moonpie]

Lol lardass knows she tucked that belt.
It hasn't fit her fatass for years and certainly doesn't now.

Who is she trying to fool? Just like she cheats the scales.

Bitch is the most delusional I've ever seen.