Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[knobslobbin]

for obvious fat fucks like you, lifting a fork to your mouth must be like lifting weights.

You joke but for fatfucks they have super developed jaw muscles. If her moon face wasn't covered in fat she'd resemble a pitt bull.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Am I missing something? Why does a peach remind her of her “jOuRnEY”?

Since a peach emoji also means an ass, I assumed she was referring to shitting herself in public.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Lmao this bitch. Didn't need radiation, chemotherapy, never had to lose her hair, never had to deal with eating smallest amount of food without vomiting (god forbid) or not want to actually eat at all, suffer any complications, no infections.... the doctors only ripped her completely useless babymaker out. Gotta make more room for the fat I guess! I don't want to be MOTI but big yikes. #CancerSurvivorLynn

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

You joke but for fatfucks they have super developed jaw muscles. If her moon face wasn't covered in fat she'd resemble a pitt bull.

Truth be told, I don't think AL chews enough to have developed jaw muscles. She's more of a 'swallow this thing whole' or 'I love mush so I don't have to chew' gorl.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Truth be told, I don't think AL chews enough to have developed jaw muscles. She's more of a 'swallow this thing whole' or 'I love mush so I don't have to chew' gorl.

 

[marjoram]

You joke but for fatfucks they have super developed jaw muscles. If her moon face wasn't covered in fat she'd resemble a pitt bull.

FatAl comes by her pitbull looks and insane jaw honestly. She looks just like her father- Daddy "Pitbull" Reid.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Random thought but I can see this bitch making a video one day calling herself a cancer survivor when in fact she didn't do shit about it just to "troll" her viewers even more

 

[Lolcow Imperium]

i just realized, what kind of faggot blogs what they got at the grocery store?

 

[krazy orange cat]

i just realized, what kind of faggot blogs what they got at the grocery store?

For Al, any time she waddles out of her apartment is vlog worthy simply because she is so fat that it's a herculean effort. Pat her on her shelf ass because she was stunning and brave to get groceries!

 

[Xenomorph]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Jesus just stop amber stop. You also can’t pass a cake Without eating it.

 

[ADHD]

New TikToks from Amber:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She needs to lose at least 375 lbs. before she can even begin to think of rocking that ridiculous Lolita look. Honestly, is she TRYING to look even more ridiculous than usual?

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber and Thumbslave gonna paint the town beige at the local shopping center and Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Owlflaps]

Lmao this bitch. Didn't need radiation, chemotherapy, never had to lose her hair, never had to deal with eating smallest amount of food without vomiting (god forbid) or not want to actually eat at all, suffer any complications, no infections.... the doctors only ripped her completely useless babymaker out. Gotta make more room for the fat I guess! I don't want to be MOTI but big yikes. #CancerSurvivorLynn

She had one of the most slow going cancers that statistically has the highest rate of survival. And she ate herself into this cancer. This condition was preventable if she learned portion control. Amber has no idea what hardship is, even if it kicked her in her moon face.

 

[Xenomorph]

She had one of the most slow going cancers that statistically has the highest rate of survival. And she ate herself into this cancer. This condition was preventable if she learned portion control. Amber has no idea what hardship is, even if it kicked her in her moon face.

This cancer journey she keeps posting about will start the munchie saga. She was loving the attention she got from it and now that it’s dying down she’s gonna need a non fatty disease to bitch about

 

[Pippeyy]

New TikToks from Amber:

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Her fake eyelashes are so crusty she should just sell Younique.

 

[ADHD]

i just realized, what kind of faggot blogs what they got at the grocery store?

When it comes to Amber, the hauls will almost always come from one of 4 places: WalMart, Target, Bath and Body Works, and Torrid. Maybe now that they're in Lexington Trader Joes will be added to the rotation, but since she mostly buys food, that's what you'll see.

 

[DubbleBubble]

She probably is not lying. She does not go for pizza because it is not a food that she can stuff down her gullet quickly. She like potatoes, rice, pasta, ice cream, candy, and stuff like that because it requires very little in the way of chewing. Her only goal in life is to feel food go down her throat.

I've always wondered why Big A has never gone for the liquid food craze. theres a ton of options now, that are sufficiently sweet and flavoured and pack a meal into a thick shake. I imagine she'd just keep chugging that shit down til she explodes.

 

[Blagher]

After going through this rabbit the past few days I really have to say:

ARL really seems like she's the main character in a Disney Channel movie where the shallow lead gets cursed to be fat by some gypsy witch. Only in this case instead of learning empathy and becoming a better person before breaking the curse, ARL just decides to continue living like nothing happened and worsens the curse each year.

Also, null totally is a feeder for watching this mukbangs.

 

[Autisticats]

Her fake eyelashes are so crusty she should just sell Younique.

Tbh I’d love to see her do that, She’d probably make some coins because Haydur nation would probably be foaming at the mouth to shit all over her for it Plus, I’m sure some Of her most exceptional watchers would probably buy some.

I’m sure one of her facebook group stalkers could hook her up, bring Damon White in to investigate gorl!