Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Not just jackets or hats or even gloves; can anyone remember the last time they saw in footwear suitable for colder weather?

The few times we see her feet, she's either barefoot in the house or wearing a pair of fuzzy slippers or outdoors, typically those silly ballet flats & very rarely, a pair of running shoes.

If she's not already giving fellow complex dwellers complexes from unfiltered glimpses of her as she waddles from front door to car; they'll really be doing double takes as she majestically sails out the front door in clothing not weather appropriate.

can't remember a single time in her entire 7 year YT career seeing a jacket, coat, or any other cold-weather attire (hat, gloves, shoes). I've asked and people just said the blubber might really be able to keep her warm or maybe she lacks blood circulation and doesn't really feel the cold?
 
can't remember a single time in her entire 7 year YT career seeing a jacket, coat, or any other cold-weather attire (hat, gloves, shoes). I've asked and people just said the blubber might really be able to keep her warm or maybe she lacks blood circulation and doesn't really feel the cold?

Walrus don't wear jackets or kyuuuute little pink knitted beanies with matching mittens.
 
Nope, never any coats, gloves, boots, or any winterwear. She does, however, use a dedicated car blanket and acts as if it's the most normal thing in the world. What? You guise don't have yer own car blankets? Sheesh.
And- fat bitch never gets cold. Most might get a bit chilly even in the summer with the AC set on "arctic tundra" and nine industrial fans blasting at us, but not Al. She's well insulated.
 
If there is a coat somewhere that she could actually fasten and move around in, it would probably add even more bulk to her, uh, silhouette. Hagrid would look more elegant than Amber in a winter coat. Cute outdoor stuff doesn't come in her size, and she can't stuff her many slug segments into the wrong size when the item is not stretchy.
 
Nope, she only wears cardigans with the odd hoodie here and there when it comes to winter

Those disgusting flats are worn all year around, those running shoes she shows herself wearing once in a blue moon aren't even her's from how worn they look plus Amber gives a shit about her "fashion" and the granny cardigans she wears don't go well with sportswear

Doesn't KY get any snow? She can't stay indoors during a pandemic that will kill her, then I don't see her staying indoors during winter so she doesn't risk slipping on ice in those slippers and cause a dent in the pavement
 
Thx homie. My fault

Not specifically Amber but I've looked at a fridge/pantry before and wondered how quickly would a 600 lb-er empty it out.
Or alternatively, would they cry because there's no processed shit? Like cheesy potato Kelly cried at the brussel sprout.
At the pace our Gorl fuels herself she seems to be outta feed every few days. Evidenced by their need to grocery shop about every other day. 6 to 7 thousand calorie average is more than a typical family’s consumption. All go-een into one dainty gorl. Blows my mind.

Nope, never any coats, gloves, boots, or any winterwear. She does, however, use a dedicated car blanket and acts as if it's the most normal thing in the world. What? You guise don't have yer own car blankets? Sheesh.
And- fat bitch never gets cold. Most might get a bit chilly even in the summer with the AC set on "arctic tundra" and nine industrial fans blasting at us, but not Al. She's well insulated.
Lol omg, I forgot about her car blanket. That’s the oddest thing & she thinks everyone has one. Lol. Like who even is she you guise
 
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I'm enjoying the Lexington actual luxury apartment saga. I think Eric and Ricky slightly bridled her hoarding/impluse shopping/money spending habits. Now, without present, immediate shame, she is free to enjoy the splendors of a metropolis. Not to mention the proximity to stores that LIVE for idiot trash like ALR. BUY THE WURLD GORL
 
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Why?? Why???
Who does this when they have a significant other?!
Becky is supposedly the love of her life!!
🙄

Even typed "Uh"
to force-feed everyone her fat rolls​
 
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We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.

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Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.
 
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Why?? Why???
Who does this when they have a significant other?!
Becky is supposedly the love of her life!!
🙄

Even typed "Uh"
to force-feed everyone her fat rolls​



This is what we get for asking her to get a new bra. now she'll be shoving it in faces every video and pic. you can still see the side of her face with the zit scab thing.
 
We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.


Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.
UP NEXT: Amber get lip injections!
isn't it funny how she literally cant fit her whole body in frame? the only reason that crevice isn't to her chin is cus shes laying down and squishing that shit together
 
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