Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fleasburger]

I've gotta agree with Hamber being boring as fuck now. I know a good many of us here have followed her since Density era and before, so dunno if that is why it's so easy to be burned out. Some new era comes along, and we get our hopes up something exciting/autistic will happen when it's just more of the same shit.

Necky is especially boring. She was fun to observe during her drunk medicated phase but that's it and it's past, and now it's back to Fat Narc Mom and Autistic Son. She will never be as.. interst- disgusting as Density. Sadly.

Dream of a layg reveal, her choking (genuinely would like to see someone attempt the Heimlich maneuver), or car accident where she's a 600elbees flying projectile. Maybe Rickie doing a tell all. But then we'd have our thirst sated and a lot of us would stop watching.

The comments are still worth it, though. 8/10 would continue to read.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

If "haydur engagement" is any measurement for Amberlynn's income then moving into the new apartment and "rebranding" totally backfired on her. Haydur reaction channels almost gone is one thing but was it always like this that you could read up on new comments in all threads of this subforum in like 5 minutes, maybe 10minutes when a new video comes out? (I am accepting advice on what other lolcow drama rabbit hole I could dive into)

 

[Xenomorph]

personally i don’t see why people think that her team would look her up, they probably don’t care a whole he’ll a lot about her or most people that comes through. She’s just another person they had to get through, and on to the next. I’m sure they haven’t even thought about her since after her surgery either.

Amber didnt have a team as she calls it from the munchies she probably follows they love saying "team" to make their situation uwu so srs muh team of quacks i sooo sick wilting flower u guise. Dont forget to like and subscribe and check out muh paymetons.
Amber would like us all to think she has a team ofo doctors in a room scribbling on a whiteboard all the things they can do for our skinty qween ala Dr House.
Fat.

 

[Masta]

(I am accepting advice on what other lolcow drama rabbit hole I could dive into)

If you like to watch sad death fats, who amounted to shit because of their utter laziness, I would suggest wingsofredemption.
He’s basically a more sad and not as cunty Amberlynn Reid.
The one problem though, is that you won’t get much interesting new content from him, because those days are over, nowadays it’s just sad twitch streams he is forced to do, because it is his only source of income.

 

[Xenomorph]

I accidentally downloaded the sexy cute response pic and I'm upset now.

Hamber's response to it was probably her trying to be cute but it comes off as autistic. Which is more appropriate because all of the pic, conversation, and people involved are dumb as dirt.

Nah AL was asking methMom if she was okay cause she knowsBeggy is fugly.

 

[D_Tractor]

I’ve speculated for a while that either Amber or Becky might be into age play. ‘Littles’ they’re called. Her esthetic is sus.

All of Amber's girlfriends look like 12 year old boys with downs syndrome.

 

[Clintonberg]

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Imagine Beckster slinking away from the couch in the middle of the night to have a midnight tryst with Mommalynn. Amber cries as her mother is stolen away from her yet again.... the only thing to dry her tears, her industrial sized fan.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If "haydur engagement" is any measurement for Amberlynn's income then moving into the new apartment and "rebranding" totally backfired on her. Haydur reaction channels almost gone is one thing but was it always like this that you could read up on new comments in all threads of this subforum in like 5 minutes, maybe 10minutes when a new video comes out? (I am accepting advice on what other lolcow drama rabbit hole I could dive into)

Get thineself to Jude. We suspect the drama and hilarity is about to take off.

Our special manatee's thread is here.

On topic, Amberlynn is boring, fat, cunty and rotting from the bottom up. And I still would not have sex with her.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

If "haydur engagement" is any measurement for Amberlynn's income then moving into the new apartment and "rebranding" totally backfired on her. Haydur reaction channels almost gone is one thing but was it always like this that you could read up on new comments in all threads of this subforum in like 5 minutes, maybe 10minutes when a new video comes out? (I am accepting advice on what other lolcow drama rabbit hole I could dive into)

Have you checked out the thread on Samantha Violet Bushart? You won't be disappointed.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Imagine Beckster slinking away from the couch in the middle of the night to have a midnight tryst with Mommalynn. Amber cries as her mother is stolen away from her yet again.... the only thing to dry her tears, her industrial sized fan.

Becky wouldn’t even have to get up. She was sleeping on the floor next to Methmama in the guest room while Amber recovered on the couch.

Or Kristine just wanted to pump up Becky’s ego since her daughter tries to destroy it every chance she gets.

 

[marjoram]

Stephanie Cianfriglia/SapphireCrimsonClaw/Yarrow Brown in the Tumblr forum is the best under appreciated thread on the site. She is, by any definition, the perfect cow.(or possibly potato)

 

[SituationTypeThing]

This is untrue. It is a fantasy that Al herself put out there and it needs to die.Thumby's first message to the eatbeast was a pure thirst post. It's posted here somewhere. There is also some weirdness with Thumb's ex Nena getting together with Krystal and the timeline is all janked.

I think the nena crossover is just a pure coincidence. In a video back in oct-nov (whatever year it was when she and destiny lived together in the townhouse), amber was all giggly over her weight loss buddy, Nena, in TN who was like her soulmate or exactly like her, or something like that (If I find the video, I'll post it below). Fast forward to Amber in her lives with Rafe, we learn that becky and Nena were together for 5 years, and Nena dumped her out of the blue in a Taco Bell. Rafe and crew hate Nena. Ok, rewind to when amber was all alone and sad over destiny, she may have had one date or so with Becky at this point, she got weight loss buddy Nena to pick her up in KY and drive her to VA to visit Krystle. I'm assuming she dangled fixing them up over Nena to get her to agree to the trip. I guess it worked, because then Krystle was driving up to visit Nena every few weeks, and for whatever reason she and Nena would then go to KY to stay with/pick up Amber so she could third-wheel it. Then Nena moved in with Krystle in VA.

Rafe gave the impression that Nena and Becky did NOT end on good terms, so I don't think it was Nena pushing Becky in Amber's direction. I think it's just one big, hefty, redneck, lesbian mafia coincidence.

 

[marjoram]

I think the nena crossover is just a pure coincidence. In a video back in oct-nov (whatever year it was when she and destiny lived together in the townhouse), amber was all giggly over her weight loss buddy, Nena, in TN who was like her soulmate or exactly like her, or something like that (If I find the video, I'll post it below). Fast forward to Amber in her lives with Rafe, we learn that becky and Nena were together for 5 years, and Nena dumped her out of the blue in a Taco Bell. Rafe and crew hate Nena. Ok, rewind to when amber was all alone and sad over destiny, she may have had one date or so with Becky at this point, she got weight loss buddy Nena to pick her up in KY and drive her to VA to visit Krystle. I'm assuming she dangled fixing them up over Nena to get her to agree to the trip. I guess it worked, because then Krystle was driving up to visit Nena every few weeks, and for whatever reason she and Nena would then go to KY to stay with/pick up Amber so she could third-wheel it. Then Nena moved in with Krystle in VA.

Rafe gave the impression that Nena and Becky did NOT end on good terms, so I don't think it was Nena pushing Becky in Amber's direction. I think it's just one big, hefty, redneck, lesbian mafia coincidence.

I'm not disagreeing, I'm just trying to follow the crumbs. The part I'm stuck on is Al and Nena knowing each other and Al dating Thumb without Al knowing Nena was the ex. I have no idea if that made any sense...

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I'm not disagreeing, I'm just trying to follow the crumbs. The part I'm stuck on is Al and Nena knowing each other and Al dating Thumb without Al knowing Nena was the ex. I have no idea if that made any sense...

I totally agree, but given the date of the mention, I can't figure out how they met. Also, since Nena was in TN, I'm not sure it would have come up in conversation early on with Becky unless they're mutual FB friends or something.
Here's the (time stamped) video where she mentions Nena:

ETA: in Becky's first message, she said she hadn't been in a relationship in 9 months. I'm not sure if that relationship was with Nena, but it's possible they both watched Amber together when they were together, and that's how Becky learned about Amber.

 

[Frogamber]

i agree with you completely on all that. I was more implying that she’s not as stupid as she looks. Like, people think she’s slow and they compare her to Destiny, [...]

A bit late, but just wanted to say that there was a time when Becky was taking some kind of medicine I think (AL even showed it off in her vlogs which many people think was super dispeckful - agreed) and she did come off as having constant brain fog. So still agree she might not be genuinely retarted like Destiny, but there were times when she was not the sharpest either (not her fault though).

Correct me if I am wrong though, that just how I roughly remember things...

 

[Wonky Eye]

A bit late, but just wanted to say that there was a time when Becky was taking some kind of medicine I think (AL even showed it off in her vlogs which many people think was super dispeckful - agreed) and she did come off as having constant brain fog. So still agree she might not be genuinely retarted like Destiny, but there were times when she was not the sharpest either (not her fault though).

Correct me if I am wrong though, that just how I roughly remember things...

Not autistic enough to look for exact dates but I'm pretty sure the Zombecky phase was really recent, like, 2020. Maybe late 2019.
Though the meds can't take all the credit, she's always given me stoopid vibes (but "nice stoopid", not "amber stoopid")

 

[Ducky!]

Not autistic enough to look for exact dates but I'm pretty sure the Zombecky phase was really recent, like, 2020. Maybe late 2019.
Though the meds can't take all the credit, she's always given me stoopid vibes (but "nice stoopid", not "amber stoopid")

I’m pretty sure that was within the last year as well. Becky does come off as slow but I think it’s just her personality. I’ve always gotten the vibe that she is incredibly depressed and just desperate to have somebody be with her whom she knows won’t leave

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

A bit late, but just wanted to say that there was a time when Becky was taking some kind of medicine I think (AL even showed it off in her vlogs which many people think was super dispeckful - agreed) and she did come off as having constant brain fog. So still agree she might not be genuinely retarted like Destiny, but there were times when she was not the sharpest either (not her fault though).

Correct me if I am wrong though, that just how I roughly remember things...

Like you I am too unbothered to check for actual dates but I think it was last summer? It was pre-cancer anyway. Becky had a ‘mysterious medical issue’ that Amber was dying to tell us about but couldn’t which involved having to go sugar-free. She lost a lot of weight and was like a zombie, there’s a great picture of her in the background of one of the vids where she is lying on the sofa blankly staring into space. We never found out what it was she had but it appears cured now, if putting on a ton of weight and staying with Amberlynn can be described as a positive.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

I haven't been watching the Amberverse for the longest time, so yes, I agree, Zombecky must have been last year, me thinks it was the last quarter of 2019, maybe even during vlogmas? I remember that scene where Amber is sitting on the couch and talking and Becky walks through the living room like a ghost. Wasn't this scene cut and made into a meme and played over and over?

 

[Borbie Dahl]

If you like to watch sad death fats, who amounted to shit because of their utter laziness, I would suggest wingsofredemption.
He’s basically a more sad and not as cunty Amberlynn Reid.
The one problem though, is that you won’t get much interesting new content from him, because those days are over, nowadays it’s just sad twitch streams he is forced to do, because it is his only source of income.

Ban anyone in the chat that snickered or agreed. Also anyone pressing pressing ‘F’ gets a time out. Shouts to Shawn Ranklin