Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clogged Arteries]

Question... When the hell are Amber and Becky going to get engaged? It seems like a perfect time to put a ring on it towards Christmas since the Llynmass gifts are supposed to get 'better'. I doubt Amber has any suitors to choose from and most of all, Becky can deal with being around her (for 3 years!). Amber probably wouldn't be the one to propose (caus shes so femanine) so maybe Becky would give her earrings with a proposal message and have Amber choose the ring?

Amber has said a few times before she wants to be proposed to, so yes Becky would do the proposing. I’m damn sure Amber has already told Becky what type of ring (metal) and stone she wants. She knew which ring she wanted if Destiny proposed to her so I’m sure she’s shoved it down Becky’s throat. She keeps hinting that they are getting engaged and whatnot but it would be interesting to see how long it takes Becks to actually propose. It could happen this Christmas just to shut the haters up, but I’ve got a feeling they’d just be the couple that remains engaged for 10+ years and never marries. Can you imagine Amber in a wedding dress?

 

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Necky tried to propose once in 2018, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters. See below (time-stamped).

Bonus footage of two grotesquely fat people doing their version of a "hug"

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

Necky tried to propose once in 2018, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters. See below (time-stamped).

Bonus footage of two grotesquely fat people doing their version of a "hug"

It's odd but I think that she actually hit her highest weight somewhere in 2018 when this video was filmed. I already wondered about this when I saw a side by side of her photos from 2018 , 2019 and up to now a few days ago in one of these threads. People always point at her shelf ass but look at her extended belly!! Also look at her arms and her face, the fat in her face makes it seem as if she is squinting. She looks like a balloon ready to pop!! Strange, but to me she looks fatter in this video than in recent ones.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Can you imagine Amber in a wedding dress?

She's got a built in bustle with her ass shelf.

 

[peach tea]

Density was "hit it and quit it" with Amber for their entire relationship. Something tells me she would have been a lesbian chad and left her ass at the altar on their wedding day. And AL would still thirst after her.

Yeah I don’t even know why she tries to pretend like she’s not in love with Destiny anymore. I mean, I know why she tries to hide it (from her viewers because “hate”), but it makes everything awkward because she’s failing miserably. Especially after admitting she “was still in love with Destiny” after she and Becky got together. What’s stopping her from feeling that way now?

It’s so painfully obvious in her interactions with Destiny vs. the ones she has with Becky.
She seems like she tolerates Becky more than anything at this point. Glorified roommates would be a term I’d use to describe them. I’ve seen a couple people who managed to live with an ex so they didn’t have to break a lease or they couldn’t find another roommate, and their energy toward each other is very reminiscent of that kind of arrangement.

I guess everyone benefits in this current situation, though. Amber has a caretaker, Becky has a sugar mama and Dana and Destiny get tons of free shit and possibly cold hard cash when they need it.

If there’s one thing I can see Amber having some self control about, it’s this. She knows Destiny (and 99% of the human population) won’t take care of her the way Becky does. We can see proof of that just by watching her older videos when she and Destiny were still together. She’s got a lot more health problems now and she’s also a lot bigger. Dana seems a lot more mobile and independent despite her size and I think Amber knows they’re not going to break up any time soon. Becky is her only option and she knows it, but she hates it.

It is pretty pathetic that she continues to keep both of them around just to have some tertiary contact with Destiny, though. Very codependent behavior, but that’s nothing new. The only place for Amber will be a nursing home if anything disrupts her relationship.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yeah I don’t even know why she tries to pretend like she’s not in love with Destiny anymore. I mean, I know why she tries to hide it (from her viewers because “hate”), but it makes everything awkward because she’s failing miserably. Especially after admitting she “was still in love with Destiny” after she and Becky got together. What’s stopping her from feeling that way now?

It’s so painfully obvious in her interactions with Destiny vs. the ones she has with Becky.
She seems like she tolerates Becky more than anything at this point. Glorified roommates would be a term I’d use to describe them. I’ve seen a couple people who managed to live with an ex so they didn’t have to break a lease or they couldn’t find another roommate, and their energy toward each other is very reminiscent of that kind of arrangement.

I guess everyone benefits in this current situation, though. Amber has a caretaker, Becky has a sugar mama and Dana and Destiny get tons of free shit and possibly cold hard cash when they need it.

If there’s one thing I can see Amber having some self control about, it’s this. She knows Destiny (and 99% of the human population) won’t take care of her the way Becky does. We can see proof of that just by watching her older videos when she and Destiny were still together. She’s got a lot more health problems now and she’s also a lot bigger. Dana seems a lot more mobile and independent despite her size and I think Amber knows they’re not going to break up any time soon. Becky is her only option and she knows it, but she hates it.

It is pretty pathetic that she continues to keep both of them around just to have some tertiary contact with Destiny, though. Very codependent behavior, but that’s nothing new. The only place for Amber will be a nursing home if anything disrupts her relationship.

Yeah I don’t even know why she tries to pretend like she’s not in love with Destiny anymore. I mean, I know why she tries to hide it (from her viewers because “hate”), but it makes everything awkward because she’s failing miserably. Especially after admitting she “was still in love with Destiny” after she and Becky got together. What’s stopping her from feeling that way now?

It’s so painfully obvious in her interactions with Destiny vs. the ones she has with Becky.
She seems like she tolerates Becky more than anything at this point. Glorified roommates would be a term I’d use to describe them. I’ve seen a couple people who managed to live with an ex so they didn’t have to break a lease or they couldn’t find another roommate, and their energy toward each other is very reminiscent of that kind of arrangement.

I guess everyone benefits in this current situation, though. Amber has a caretaker, Becky has a sugar mama and Dana and Destiny get tons of free shit and possibly cold hard cash when they need it.

If there’s one thing I can see Amber having some self control about, it’s this. She knows Destiny (and 99% of the human population) won’t take care of her the way Becky does. We can see proof of that just by watching her older videos when she and Destiny were still together. She’s got a lot more health problems now and she’s also a lot bigger. Dana seems a lot more mobile and independent despite her size and I think Amber knows they’re not going to break up any time soon. Becky is her only option and she knows it, but she hates it.

It is pretty pathetic that she continues to keep both of them around just to have some tertiary contact with Destiny, though. Very codependent behavior, but that’s nothing new. The only place for Amber will be a nursing home if anything disrupts her relationship.

Dude, deep. Thumbelina will never be Destiny. Sad, because they're both window licking speds. Destiny actually excited Hamber because "I made you come!"

I doubt Thumby has ever gotten her short retarded fat finger near Hamber's trigger.

Just sayin'. Rate me whaddafuck ever, but that's exactly why she still lusts for the sped boy child Destiny. Anybody can wipe Hamber's ass.... but it's special talent to make her coooomer. And Thumby, despite all the professed gayness, only knows how to wipe her shelf ass.

Troof.

 

[Clogged Arteries]

I believe in the medical record that she shared after her surgery it said that she was abstinent. She and Becky probably did diddle each other in the beginning but I’m sure once aunt flow visited Amber more and more frequently all that stopped. Bleeding heavily for two years isn’t a turn on for most people. And the smell...

They may have spiced things up recently after the surgery but VERY doubtful with how awkward they still are.

 

[pot of sneed]

I'm pretty sure bumping gooches and flicking the beans does count as abstinence? It's semen that causes an increase in cancer risk depending on STD's and HPV so it's doubtful the lesbians have either. I don't believe there is a sex life going on here nor has been for a long time, they don't act like a couple much and Amberlynn's still madly in love with Destiny (and orange chicken) Becky is the arsewiper and chauffer, who maybe got in a lick at the beginning.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I believe in the medical record that she shared after her surgery it said that she was abstinent. She and Becky probably did diddle each other in the beginning but I’m sure once aunt flow visited Amber more and more frequently all that stopped. Bleeding heavily for two years isn’t a turn on for most people. And the smell...

They may have spiced things up recently after the surgery but VERY doubtful with how awkward they still are.

The logistics make my head spin.

I'm pretty sure bumping gooches and flicking the beans does count as abstinence?

Sure, since I doubt they do this. "Baaaaaybuh! Hold my stomach up while you diddle me!" is kind of off-putting. Even if Becky had a master's in cunnilingus, Big Al's a narc and likely wouldn't want to reciprocate once she got hers. Big Al strikes ne as a very asexual kind of person.

It's semen that causes an increase in cancer risk depending on STD's and HPV so it's doubtful the lesbians have either.

If they had sex with anyone carrying the virus, they could transmit it to the other, just like any other STD. Most people carrying the virus don't know they have it and nothing bad happens to them. And then there are those who get cancers. It's all a crapshoot, really, and that phrasd "You're not just sleeping with your partner, you're sleeping with everyone they've slept with." is apt.

I don't believe there is a sex life going on here nor has been for a long time, they don't act like a couple much and Amberlynn's still madly in love with Destiny (and orange chicken) Becky is the arsewiper and chauffer, who maybe got in a lick at the beginning.

Me either. I mean hell, Big Al gets out of breath just walking to the bathroom to take a dump. She'd probalby have a heart attack if she orgamsed these days. Becky obviously has high blood pressure, so ditto for her.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

All that cushion going to her ass, gut, and legs, but none to her tits. And strangling what precious few brain cells she has left in that empty head.

That's what is hilarious. Reminds me of Anna, glitter and lasers. But it's probably a blessing, it's not like her body doesn't have enough weight on it and, from what I've heard, large breasts by themselves can be painful.

Necky tried to propose once in 2018, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters. See below (time-stamped).

Bonus footage of two grotesquely fat people doing their version of a "hug"

The "hug" looked like two severely overweight women doing a sumo cosplay.

Yeah I don’t even know why she tries to pretend like she’s not in love with Destiny anymore. I mean, I know why she tries to hide it (from her viewers because “hate”), but it makes everything awkward because she’s failing miserably. Especially after admitting she “was still in love with Destiny” after she and Becky got together. What’s stopping her from feeling that way now?

It’s so painfully obvious in her interactions with Destiny vs. the ones she has with Becky.
She seems like she tolerates Becky more than anything at this point. Glorified roommates would be a term I’d use to describe them. I’ve seen a couple people who managed to live with an ex so they didn’t have to break a lease or they couldn’t find another roommate, and their energy toward each other is very reminiscent of that kind of arrangement.

I guess everyone benefits in this current situation, though. Amber has a caretaker, Becky has a sugar mama and Dana and Destiny get tons of free shit and possibly cold hard cash when they need it.

If there’s one thing I can see Amber having some self control about, it’s this. She knows Destiny (and 99% of the human population) won’t take care of her the way Becky does. We can see proof of that just by watching her older videos when she and Destiny were still together. She’s got a lot more health problems now and she’s also a lot bigger. Dana seems a lot more mobile and independent despite her size and I think Amber knows they’re not going to break up any time soon. Becky is her only option and she knows it, but she hates it.

It is pretty pathetic that she continues to keep both of them around just to have some tertiary contact with Destiny, though. Very codependent behavior, but that’s nothing new. The only place for Amber will be a nursing home if anything disrupts her relationship.

How she acted and posted in her Instagram account during relationship with destiny (all lovey dovey) and when she started relationship with Becky is like night and day. Not sure if she has wiped out the earlier posts but, what I'm saying, is it's very telling. Becky is a chauffeur and enabler.

 

[escándalo]

The engagement saga will be vile every fucking video will be - see I love Becky for like 8 fucking months.

The amount of ASMR bridal magazines and zooms on shitty C list celebrity that Amber fauns over will be horrifying.

 

[Fupacabra]

The "hug" looked like two severely overweight women doing a sumo cosplay.

It reminded me of two sea lion males fighting for territory.

 

[dfranki723]

Bring on the wedding, I'd like Becky to drain Hambo dry.

Seriously though, if they were to wed it would be a sight to behold. ALR would be on a completely other level of Bridezilla, I can only imagine what cake abomination she would demand.
The focus of the wedding would be predominantly food with a huge helping of narc nursing speeches (that ALR would no doubt demand from the attendees) and a honeymoon of sitting in an expensive hotel ordering room service.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I wouldn't count on a wedding. Too much standing is needed.

 

[Squid Bitch]

I wouldn't count on a wedding. Too much standing is needed.

She kept a folding chair in her kitchen so she could sit at the stove, you don't think she'd stoop so low as to have Becky lug said folding chair down the aisle for her?

(Or, better yet, have a decorated "throne" waiting for her at the end of the aisle, draped in only the highest-quality Torrid fabrics and adorned with the tackiest costume jewelry available. Because it's some old, ancient Portuguese family tradition, passed down from generation to generation. Or something.)

 

[krazy orange cat]

If there was a wedding, I think Amber would rent a scooter and have it all decked out to be a 12 year old's glittery, gaudy dream as she rolled down the aisle. At the rate Becky is gaining, they may have matching wedding scootypuffs.

 

[Owlflaps]

If there was a wedding, I think Amber would rent a scooter and have it all decked out to be a 12 year old's glittery, gaudy dream as she rolled down the aisle. At the rate Becky is gaining, they may have matching wedding scootypuffs.

Once AL has the marriage of her dreams, she and her drooling bridegroom will then be strapped to the the back of the flatbed of a semi, complete with a "CAUTION - OVERSIZED LOAD" in lieu of the "Just Married" sign.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I honestly think they're holding off on a wedding until the channel starts becoming unprofitable to boost engagement.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Can this bitch just fucking die already

She's at the terminal age where most deathfats her size are ready to kick the bucket

There's an out of control pandemic going on where she's the perfect candidate for her to die from where she doesn't follow any of the rules to try not catch it/spread it further

Her channel is her only source of income and she has to provide for an extra person coupled with awful spending habbits

This bitch is truly a fucking roach

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Question... When the hell are Amber and Becky going to get engaged? It seems like a perfect time to put a ring on it towards Christmas since the Llynmass gifts are supposed to get 'better'. I doubt Amber has any suitors to choose from and most of all, Becky can deal with being around her (for 3 years!). Amber probably wouldn't be the one to propose (caus shes so femanine) so maybe Becky would give her earrings with a proposal message and have Amber choose the ring?

I honestly think they're building to it, which means it's planned. And because Butterball is a terrible actress, the cringe level of her pretending to be surprised and pretending to cry/be moved is going to be off the charts. Some of us might die from secondhand embarrassment. Lidurally.

Watching her latest crap, I thought of one good thing about Amber. So many younger women do this God awful incredibly annoying and insufferable vocal fry affect. Even though Al doesn't use words correctly, has stupid accent affects and is mid double digit IQ - at least she enunciates.

Amber has every annoying vocal affect. She'll trail off into her valley speak, will say everything as if she's asking a question, goes in and out of country-mode and can't pronounce words. Recently we got "tootaler" (titular), "traffallalogger" (Trafalgar Square) and how did she pronounce gingham? But she reads, y'all.

If I saw her trying to get into her car, I'd probably try to film it.