Like a clown car, but instead of clowns it's filled with fat people.
I don't think they'd eat the dog! Maybe...
dont test her, you have seen the slops she makes.
Amber and Becky, stuffed into an early 2010s model Mini Cooper (they’re bigger now, I’m talking 2008-10) would be a goddamn sight. Like when you pop the seal on one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits. Imagine pulling to next to them at a red light and not being able to see anything inside the car besides them.
She does use dry shampoo "for the volume" but that wouldn't make it dark. It does seem fairly obvious that she's recently colored her hair. Actually in the video where she randomly insists she hasn't colored her hair, and the video before that, you can see her hair is MUCH darker than it was in the jenny craig taste tests videos. I'm talking about the top where people pointed out it was thinning, not the ombre horse tail she hadn't cut off yet. I don't know if she used actual boxed hair dye, or that color-in-a-can stuff trump uses, but you can see the texture of it sitting on her hair, I think I really noticed it in a video where she was braiding her hair in two stupid braids. But you can see the color sitting on her hair looks exactly like it does in some post-destiny videos after she had colored her hair. Either she's not rinsing it out well enough, or it's just temporary stuff that's collecting on her increasingly filthy hair. It's possibly dry shampoo residue that migrated from her scalp area, but that would explain the flat color, but not the darkness.That filter makes it really obvious that she's using something like Chantal's soot to color in her hairline.
Actually I would love to see them squeeze into an original mini or original fiat 500 from the 60s. Seriously they are tiny. Lets face it Amber Lynn already oozes into Becky's side as it is. She would take up the entire front of an original mini or Fiat 500.
Those crunchy ass lips
a little bit of over licking Hammy?
Kinda hard to imagine something that isn't actually possible. Even if you liquefied both of them they still wouldn't fit in that thing.
Her wings aren’t worth a shit either. I never understood why people kept asking her for a tutorial. They only look good for far away or with a filter that blurs the Parkinson’s looking line work. She’s the kind of person who needs a stamp. Honestly, I think she looks better with less makeup, but that’s just me. It ages her. She doesn’t understand that the heavy makeup thing only works if you’re famous and under stage lighting, or 20 years old with good skin. Makeup application changes with skin texture and age, but not Amber lol she’s gonna keep doing 2016 beauty guru techniques until the end of time.
