Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Angel Dust]

Did you see how much she got in super chats on her last live? I think it was over $1000. Why would she bother with uploading videos for AdSense pennies when she can disappear for a bit, then pop up on a livestream and watch people throw money at her to get her attention. People were throwing money at her to tel her how much they hate her, FFS.

ETA: That is assuming that none of her superchats were refunded. I wouldn't be surprised if many were. Even so, it's more money for less effort than uploading regularly would get her.

Someone mathed that out and after youtube takes their cut she'd be left with around 800 if none were refunded.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

A screenshot of our GORL fat shaming Jen. Looks like the 600 pound ATM is the real fatphobic haydur. This was quickly deleted, so Big AL will be trying to spin the narrative so she somehow is the victim of BOOLYING.

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

A screenshot of our GORL fat shaming Jen. Looks like the 600 pound ATM is the real fatphobic haydur. This was quickly deleted, so Big AL will be trying to spin the narrative so she somehow is the victim of BOOLYING.

Reaaaaally Amber, really? Out of all people, you're the one to point the finger - pardon - the claw, at death by Jen's weight? What's the difference between them, 73lbs and shrinking by the day? It's like watching pigs in the mud throwing shit at each other. YOU ARE ALL on death's shortlist you dumb bitches.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

A screenshot of our GORL fat shaming Jen. Looks like the 600 pound ATM is the real fatphobic haydur. This was quickly deleted, so Big AL will be trying to spin the narrative so she somehow is the victim of BOOLYING.
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Amber, our skinny gorl, pouting over who’s fatter. I can’t...

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

"she weights 200 pounds more. not trying to be rude. while also justifying myself for being rude and trying to make myself look good in comparison"

 

[Poop Bun]

Fellow fatass Amber reposted to her instagram.

"GET BETTER!!!"

He then leans back, still maintaining his stare.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Awww.. Amber.. what happened to overweight Youtubers got to stick together and fight against fatphobia??
I guess it is fine for a glob to judge another glob..

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

Spray pam and drown it with Mrs Dash

 

[Billie Ross]

Did you see how much she got in super chats on her last live? I think it was over $1000. Why would she bother with uploading videos for AdSense pennies when she can disappear for a bit, then pop up on a livestream and watch people throw money at her to get her attention. People were throwing money at her to tel her how much they hate her, FFS.

ETA: That is assuming that none of her superchats were refunded. I wouldn't be surprised if many were. Even so, it's more money for less effort than uploading regularly would get her.

Someone mathed that out and after youtube takes their cut she'd be left with around 800 if none were refunded.

The thing about superchats is that are always the same people so after the first one it starts to dry up very fast, $800/600 is nothing for Hambo and the Thumb, don't even cover a weeks groceries (not even counting takeouts).
Not long ago (fag shanty era), she tried the live youtube shot, as the first one she got superchats of $50 several times, the second was just $1, $2, $5 of trolls taking the piss, she got annoyed really fast and quit the lives.
She has no choice but upload videos, her passive views counting is at all time low, she is for sure living on savings, how long they'll last is the question, complaining about how expensive the rent is and "thinking" about "saving" to buy a house says that her savings are already drying up.
The pig needs to dance.

 

[Like so Raw you Guys]

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The live was on the 18th, today is the 26th ... which would be less than once a week.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Amblart really thinks she’s punishing us for finding out about her engagement without HER getting to tell us first.
Jokes on you piggy, not having to watch your videos is a reward, not a punishment.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amblart really thinks she’s punishing us for finding out about her engagement without HER getting to tell us first.
Jokes on you piggy, not having to watch your videos is a reward, not a punishment.

Yeah she does. She was so salty and cunty in her live video.
Jokes also on her, she has to make videos to make money because she is thirty and has no marketable skills.

 

[Captain Ahab]

These cows are so lucky they live in the era of internet freak shows. Lazy as they are, they’d be fired from any normal job. I can’t even fathom being so lazy that you refuse to upload content, even though it’s basically free money. No one has any expectations regarding quality. She could upload anything. She could easily double her income.

It goes far beyond her flat-out refusing to work. YouTube fatties are lazy in every aspect of their lives. They have so much free time on their hands. You’d think they’d use that time productively. They could take online courses and learn skills for later. You now, after youtube. The era of fatties recording their shitty lives with crappy camera work and barely any editing is not gonna last. If they don’t up their game, they’re gonna slide off the boat back to the ocean whence they came.

I don’t think Amber understand that the money she makes now has to last her for the rest of her life. She’s not gonna get a different job. Even ignoring her lack of qualifications and little to no relevant work history, she’s just too fat to do anything. She can barely move. She’s not gonna get a job in entertainment, like other washed-up youtubers. I don’t get how this doesn’t send shivers down her spine. I’d be shitting my pants if I were her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The thing about superchats is that are always the same people so after the first one it starts to dry up very fast, $800/600 is nothing for Hambo and the Thumb, don't even cover a weeks groceries (not even counting takeouts).
Not long ago (fag shanty era), she tried the live youtube shot, as the first one she got superchats of $50 several times, the second was just $1, $2, $5 of trolls taking the piss, she got annoyed really fast and quit the lives.
She has no choice but upload videos, her passive views counting is at all time low, she is for sure living on savings, how long they'll last is the question, complaining about how expensive the rent is and "thinking" about "saving" to buy a house says that her savings are already drying up.

I agree with this. making money with superchats will work only if she does them very sparingly. Otherwise, people would watch her making a fool of herself but not sending her money. Her views are down, so is her income. She is likely spending the money that she saved to get bariatric surgery. Thinking of buying a house is laughable. Unless she has a substantial down payment, no lenders would give her a mortgage, as her income is not stable and Becky is dead weight. However, I am not sure what the lending rules are in Kentucky.

These cows are so lucky they live in the era of internet freak shows. Lazy as they are, they’d be fired from any normal job. I can’t even fathom being so lazy that you refuse to upload content, even though it’s basically free money. No one has any expectations regarding quality. She could upload anything. She could easily double her income.

I don’t think Amber understand that the money she makes now has to last her for the rest of her life. She’s not gonna get a different job. Even ignoring her lack of qualifications and little to no relevant work history, she’s just too fat to do anything. She can barely move.

I believe that she got fired from the last (and only job) she had. It was a government contractor data entry position, where she was to sit all day long at a computer. She could not even do that. She spent so much time in the loo that her supervisor had to chase her there. You are correct that she is not qualified for any job on god's green earth, except maybe doing feeders videos like the one from an MSHPL participant. I am sure that she can polish a whole carrot cake on video. Maybe that what she meant when she was saying "If I eat a carrot the wrong way".

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

She spent so much time in the loo that her supervisor had to chase her there.

Imagine what Big AL said...
'While you're here Boo Boo, could you do me one favor ? I seem to have FORGOTTIN my stick, today...'

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Doesn't youtube take 30% of the superchat? Although that percent has probably increased since I last heard. If she were smart, she would set something up like streamlabs that takes a smaller cut.

The vast majority of youtubers, certainly those for whom YouTube was their main income source, are not relying on YouTube/adsense alone.
At this stage, she could have lives with a greater net income on other services, sell merch with Amberisms ( or Neckys art), and have tiered memberships with actual supporters, if there's any left. Lots of missed revenue.
She's bone idle, though, she won't. On a basic level, she can't even record picture in picture, even after being told how to by Zachary Michael, at her request.

Amblart really thinks she’s punishing us for finding out about her engagement without HER getting to tell us first.
Jokes on you piggy, not having to watch your videos is a reward, not a punishment.

I've wondered if she's some kind of evil genius. Does she purposefully upload such boring tripe to torment the viewers? Certainly the first part of idiot savant is applicable.

Yeah she does. She was so salty and cunty in her live video.
Jokes also on her, she has to make videos to make money because she is thirty and has no marketable skills.

There's a pathological lack of acknowledgment of actions/consequences, that's how she's gotten herself in the position she has. Same as every defiant MSHPL participant, ever. There's nothing they won't say, except the truth. And it's always everyone else's fault. Like they've the monopoly on difficult times.

These cows are so lucky they live in the era of internet freak shows. Lazy as they are, they’d be fired from any normal job. I can’t even fathom being so lazy that you refuse to upload content, even though it’s basically free money. No one has any expectations regarding quality. She could upload anything. She could easily double her income.

It goes far beyond her flat-out refusing to work. YouTube fatties are lazy in every aspect of their lives. They have so much free time on their hands. You’d think they’d use that time productively. They could take online courses and learn skills for later. You now, after youtube. The era of fatties recording their shitty lives with crappy camera work and barely any editing is not gonna last. If they don’t up their game, they’re gonna slide off the boat back to the ocean whence they came.

I don’t think Amber understand that the money she makes now has to last her for the rest of her life. She’s not gonna get a different job. Even ignoring her lack of qualifications and little to no relevant work history, she’s just too fat to do anything. She can barely move. She’s not gonna get a job in entertainment, like other washed-up youtubers. I don’t get how this doesn’t send shivers down her spine. I’d be shitting my pants if I were her.

Same thing, she's absolutely delusional. If she's 600lb, barely mobile or able to stand, she's not proven herself as a forward thinker.
I saw this 'imma get out of here gorls' gif on Facebook the other day. She looks fucking elderly. She can't take care of her circumstances, when she can't take care of herself in any proper way.

I agree with this. making money with superchats will work only if she does them very sparingly. Otherwise, people would watch her making a fool of herself but not sending her money. Her views are down, so is her income. She is likely spending the money that she saved to get bariatric surgery. Thinking of buying a house is laughable. Unless she has a substantial down payment, no lenders would give her a mortgage, as her income is not stable and Becky is dead weight. However, I am not sure what the lending rules are in Kentucky.


I believe that she got fired from the last (and only job) she got. I was a government contractor data entry position, where she was to sit all day long at a computer. She could not even do that. She spent so much time in the loo that her supervisor had to chase her there. You are correct that she is not qualified for any job on god's green earth, except maybe doing feeders videos like one of the MSHPL participants. I am sure that she can polish a whole carrot cake on video. Maybe that what she meant when she was saying "If I eat a carrot the wrong way".

With lives, what's seldom is wonderful. She couldn't make that kind of money if she did lives regularly, and we all know she can't edit/pretend to be nice for long on those. Her lovely personality shines through. The house, having a kid, fuck, even getting married are all part of the newsletter she's subscribed to right now. Like college was before, or weightloss.
I've seen few people unabashedly eye fuck themselves to the level she does. She's a special level of delusional. As far as she's concerned, that's a lucky carrot she wraps her gob around, and luckier the feeders who get to witness it. Gold level patron request is probably the only way she'll eat a vegetable.

Imagine what Big AL said...
'While you're here Boo Boo, could you do me one favor ? I seem to have FORGOTTIN my stick, today...'

Wipe me. I'm A yOuTuBe StoOoRr...

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The house, having a kid, fuck, even getting married are all part of the newsletter she's subscribed to right now.

Amber's Fantasy Newsletter. The only one that she remotely has a chance of making happen is marrying the Thumb.

She certainly has a long wishlist, though. College? Bora Bora? Walk 5 miles? Yeah, Kiwi Farms remembers your "resolutions" Hamber. Not a one becoming a reality. And my take is she's only getting worse. M-W-F uploads? Awwwww, fuck that! I'm too busy doing nothing all day to follow a schedule! You'll like what I give you when I feel like giving it to you, even if served cold. My opinion is her channel's nearing Crash and Burn permanently. Seems to me there's a direct correlation between her posting content and posts in her sub-forum. Sure, some of us gorlfriends still hang here and circle jerk a bit, but most days lately I'm seeing few to no new posts in the long running threads. Peeps just reach a point of no longer giving a shit about her one way or the other and find other cows to milk.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Many of the other cows are providing fresh or at least scandalous type stuff. She has never had much to offer & a lot of it was based around her entourage & whoever she lived with at the time. Now that it's just her & Becky & they're allowing their horizons to narrow, she's a bigger yawn than usual. Without fresh material or a fresh approach, her income may shrink to a level where she can't sustain her chosen lifestyle.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

The thing is she’s had LOADS of potential content recently: the move, the cancer, her Mom, all the deaths and now an engagement. I don’t know what’s gone wrong with Amber recently but even when there is stuff happening we aren’t interested anymore. I was really hopeful for the wedding drama but no, she’s had a pout and decided not to share. This board will die of boredom before she dies of FAT.

Never mind, there’s always Chantal.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Why is Becky called the Thumb? If it’s too dirty, you don’t have to answer. Thanks.