Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 552 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
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    Votes: 2,624 74.4%

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I bet her "no more takeout" resolution was already dead before she released the "no more takeout" video. She is so much bigger than Chantal.
WHAT is AL fishing around in there for?
Some OJ? Some Purple Stuff?

Seems she settled on a handle of PediaSure?

I wonder how many times a day she aimlessly roots around in the fridge...
 
The screen ring light in her videos are driving me crazy. Her glasses reflect the light back into the camera. I haven't watched her enough to know what prescription she has for glasses but jesus! How thick are they? They look real thick. Is that a side affect from her weight?
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The screen ring light in her videos are driving me crazy. Her glasses reflect the light back into the camera. I haven't watched her enough to know what prescription she has for glasses but jesus! How thick are they? They look real thick. Is that a side affect from her weight?
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They're just blue light glasses. They might help eyestrain when she's looking at a computer screen but sadly they won't do anything about making her see reality any clearer.
 
The screen ring light in her videos are driving me crazy. Her glasses reflect the light back into the camera. I haven't watched her enough to know what prescription she has for glasses but jesus! How thick are they? They look real thick. Is that a side affect from her weight?
Did you use your own picture for your avatar on KiwiFarms?
 
The screen ring light in her videos are driving me crazy. Her glasses reflect the light back into the camera. I haven't watched her enough to know what prescription she has for glasses but jesus! How thick are they? They look real thick. Is that a side affect from her weight?
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she likes the ring light reflection cause she thinks they are donuts.
 
The screen ring light in her videos are driving me crazy. Her glasses reflect the light back into the camera. I haven't watched her enough to know what prescription she has for glasses but jesus! How thick are they? They look real thick. Is that a side affect from her weight?
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These are so cheap ass Amazon glasses not even prescribed, she thinks she looks cute but looks stupid
 
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Yes, it is a huge struggle to walk all the way to the Cheesecake Factory from the parking lot. Years of struggling.. Strugglelynn has it so hard..
This is the exact problem though. Fat didn’t just happen to Amber, she didn’t get fat overnight. Certainly as a child her foster parents should have guided her towards healthy eating habits more, but as an adult she can either take it upon herself to consult with dieticians, listen to them and do right by herself or not. It’s not fair, but if life was fair, there would be nothing to achieve.
Every human being deserves decency and respect until they refuse to show it to others. I think blessedaquarius forgot about that part.
 
Did I miss something or has Fambo had a falling out with another weight loss ''influencer''? Brittani Boren? Maybe I'm just late.
Not only you’re late, you’re also dumb. The account commenting on that girl’s stories/posts has an underscore at the end (@raritycat_), whereas Amber’s handle is “@raritycat” with no underscores.

It had already happened last year and if I remember correctly Amber denied it was her (but I think that was pretty obvious)
 
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I can't help but wonder if she's paid any of her medical bills. We all know she couldn't be bothered to purchase health insurance and she allegedly makes "thousands of dollars a month" so she wasn't eligible for Medicaid. Given her track record, I'm worried she's blowing them off in order to buy crap like her Wommart and Torrid hauls, not to mention wasting hundreds of dollars at Bath and Body Works and those stupid Kardashian perfumes for her birthday. I wouldn't give a damn but folks skipping out on their medical bills makes MY premiums go up so I can't buy crap at Wommart and TJ Maxx. 😉😂 Health care in the U.S. is mean-spirited, Darwinian, and downright criminal, but if you have the bucks to pay, fucking pay it. Sorry. Rant off.
 
I can't help but wonder if she's paid any of her medical bills. We all know she couldn't be bothered to purchase health insurance and she allegedly makes "thousands of dollars a month" so she wasn't eligible for Medicaid. Given her track record, I'm worried she's blowing them off in order to buy crap like her Wommart and Torrid hauls, not to mention wasting hundreds of dollars at Bath and Body Works and those stupid Kardashian perfumes for her birthday. I wouldn't give a damn but folks skipping out on their medical bills makes MY premiums go up so I can't buy crap at Wommart and TJ Maxx. 😉😂 Health care in the U.S. is mean-spirited, Darwinian, and downright criminal, but if you have the bucks to pay, fucking pay it. Sorry. Rant off.
Literally just had this discussion on the previous page, Karen.
 
Okay
Is this bait or are you just
That's the second "real" person on this page alone. I thought it looked suspicious but then thought it must be some other fatty mascot that has a thread. :winner: :gunt:
That's the second "real" person on this page alone. I thought it looked suspicious but then thought it must be some other fatty mascot that has a thread. :winner: :gunt:
 
Because for some reason, she was hepped up on this particular fancy ass weight loss doctor. Amber said she wanted the surgery NOW. I suspect she thought money could buy her way out of all the requirements and compliance weight loss surgeons expect.

Some insurance doesn't pay for it. Some require a year long program.


She's either lying or she's not about what?
My guess is this is the closest answer to her insurance situation:
Amber is not an "ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" kinda gorl. I think she has insurance, but a plan that has the maximum allowable deductible. This would keep her premiums to a pittance, but everything would be out-of-pocket till the deductible was met. If she went to a weight loss surgeon having this sort of insurance, she would be writing a check for thousands, just maybe fewer thousands than she would if she was completely self pay. So does she have insurance? Yes, probably. Is she going to behave like she doesn't? Yes, probably. Because this kind of plan is like having no insurance unless she gets cancer, needs other organs removed, has to be hospitalized with cellulitis, or when she eventually loses limbs to the 'betus.
 
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I saw a horde of comments on her Instagram from 4 days ago mentioning it you fucking tool. That's why I asked, What would cause an old issue to suddenly blow up in 2021 with people ranting as if it had only just happened?

I don't know why you're explaining her handle to me?
You should work on your reading comprehension. I said it had already happened last year, meaning that it happened again a few days ago, and it was already (re-)discussed.

This is why people are talking about it, because it happened again recently.
 
This is the exact problem though. Fat didn’t just happen to Amber, she didn’t get fat overnight. Certainly as a child her foster parents should have guided her towards healthy eating habits more, but as an adult she can either take it upon herself to consult with dieticians, listen to them and do right by herself or not. It’s not fair, but if life was fair, there would be nothing to achieve.
Every human being deserves decency and respect until they refuse to show it to others. I think blessedaquarius forgot about that part.
Her foster parents DID take her to weight watchers, and I'm assuming the state would have made available dietitians and therapists, but she probably didn't want that, and she didn't follow through with weight watchers. Before her foster parents took her, her sixth (maybe 5th) grade teacher spent her own money to take amber to weight watchers, that didn't take either.

Amber has two problems, she's eternally committed to being the victim. At 30, being the victim of a fucked up childhood just isn't an excuse. She doesn't want therapy to cross into being a survivor? Fine, her problem. But she no longer gets to wave the victim card because she has the means to fix it. So problem 1 is amber likes to curl up into victimhood like it's a warm, comfy blanket. It gets her attention, and gives her an excuse to avoid being an adult.

Amber's second problem, obviously, is that she's super-mega obese. If she was able to fix her mental shit and kick the victim addiction, she could be a decent, happy, functional death fat. I think it's gross, you all think it's gross, strangers think it's gross, but she could have a happy 4-5 more years on the planet. Or she could work on her obesity. But the obesity has become much like the victimhood, she gets warm and cozy feelings when she complains about it. She likes the sympathy, she likes appearing helpless. Fueled by feel-good sympathy, she feels like it's a free pass to chomp through life like pacman.

The victimhood is more annoying than the super morbid obesity, because tons of people had fucked up backgrounds, and most of them get their shit together instead of complaining on the internet for fun. If she could lose the victim mentality, she could probably apply that to weight as well. She's not victim of those gross mounds of lard, she's the architect. So she can stop whining, do the hard work and fix that, too. FFS, if stroke survivors can relearn to use their hands and learn to walk and talk again, just shutting her mouth and eating normal amounts is an absurdly small effort in the grand scheme of things. But amber doesn't want to be a survivor, and that's all there is to it.
 
The victimhood is more annoying than the super morbid obesity, because tons of people had fucked up backgrounds, and most of them get their shit together instead of complaining on the internet for fun. If she could lose the victim mentality, she could probably apply that to weight as well. She's not victim of those gross mounds of lard, she's the architect. So she can stop whining, do the hard work and fix that, too. FFS, if stroke survivors can relearn to use their hands and learn to walk and talk again, just shutting her mouth and eating normal amounts is an absurdly small effort in the grand scheme of things. But amber doesn't want to be a survivor, and that's all there is to it.

Learned helplessness. No one ever forced her to act, of her own volition, on anything. Fatass as a kid? They took her to WW. Adult? Krystle's parent gave her an allowance to pal around with their kid, controlled the food, she lost weight. After that? No one to make the rules and force her to comply in one way or another. She simply is never going to do this one her own, because the narc/sociopath part of her is not a responsibility situation type deal thing. It's easier to live in the fantasy that nothing is under her control: not losing weight, mot avoid haydurs by disabling comments or just not fucking reading them. Not sticking to an upload schedule or any diet because "muh mentalz", which are mostly bullshit, but which she also won't take responsibility for by going to therapy (also, ironically, because of the NPD).

I will admit I'm amused by the well-meaning noobs who come in and earnestly talk about Big Al getting better if she would be x, y, and z, apparently not understanding that's like the informercials at 2 AM for the same products, over and over. Nothing changes. Big Al will not change. Ever.
 
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