Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Slappy McGherkin said:
She only does it to see how many haydurs (her audience) are still out there to prove her relevance to herself.

Troof.
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That’s an intriguing point, homie. If “The Haydurs” could organize & decide to send nothing but love her way for a day or two I wonder how she’d respond. I bet she crumbles. Without a boogie man to blame Amber is lookin pretty stupid. It won’t happen, but it’s a good question that you brought up Slappy, erm, Mr Gherkin.
 
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Lisbeth Salander said:
The only way for Amberlynn to gain more popularity again is to do another “controversy”. But she’s all out of ideas, she can’t mention anyone in her past (family or not) because they will call her out. She can’t do anything unconventional because she’s too dumb. She’s pretty much out of ideas.
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Nah, she still has some ammunition if the situation type deal gets really desperate:
  • Becky left me
  • The wedding is off
  • Foodie Beauty feud
  • Another [insert fad diet name here]
  • Another ER visit
  • Cancer is back
  • I lied about cancer (I know, I know, I'm reaching and probably stupid for me to say that, but that would be reeaaally, really fucked up)
 
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The Crawling Chaos said:
Nah, she still has some ammunition if the situation type deal gets really desperate:
  • Becky left me
  • The wedding is off
  • Foodie Beauty feud
  • Another [insert fad diet name here]
  • Another ER visit
  • Cancer is back
  • I lied about cancer (I know, I know, I'm reaching and probably stupid for me to say that, but that would be reeaaally, really fucked up)
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I think the more likely scenario is that she'll use these titles for click bait in her upcoming videos but then not actually address them when the time comes.
 
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Owlflaps said:
I think the more likely scenario is that she'll use these titles for click bait in her upcoming videos but then not actually address them when the time comes.
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Absolutely. The title will be “Becky left me???” and it will be some shit about Becky visiting her sister for a day and then Amber will clean the kitchen counter for the next 8 minutes.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Absolutely. The title will be “Becky left me???” and it will be some shit about Becky visiting her sister for a day and then Amber will clean the kitchen counter for the next 8 minutes.
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Im pretty sure she’s done this exact thing at least once. Although I wouldn’t put it past her to pull that again
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Absolutely. The title will be “Becky left me???” and it will be some shit about Becky visiting her sister for a day and then Amber will clean the kitchen counter for the next 8 minutes.
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I don't think Amber can stand for eight minutes anymore. Shes put on a ton of weight, shes admitted it herself so you know it has to be bad. When was the last time we've seen her out? Or from the shoulders down? Or even out of that spot? I think she truly might be housebound or immobile like never before and trying to wring out whatever creative lard she can from her hambrain.

Everything seemed to start going downhill when she moved to Lexington. Sure, we've had stagnant episodes before, but it makes sense. Moving from a (relatively) large house with "friends"/video fodder, a huge yard, and privacy to a sterile filing box appt where everything is so close but there are gawkers and your butler doesn't like city driving. Ambers world is spiraling smaller and smaller. Which makes you wonder, where is this leading? Because there is no way this trajectory can be sustained. (rant over, sorry)
 
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The Crawling Chaos said:
Nah, she still has some ammunition if the situation type deal gets really desperate:
  • Becky left me
  • The wedding is off
  • Foodie Beauty feud
  • Another [insert fad diet name here]
  • Another ER visit
  • Cancer is back
  • I lied about cancer (I know, I know, I'm reaching and probably stupid for me to say that, but that would be reeaaally, really fucked up)
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Also the nikocado v amber bitch fight. He keeps goading her but she's not taking the bait so far. However she might do if she feels she's in need of a few more clicks to pay rent.
 
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Good job.. you look like an obese Barbie doll
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She had to be at her biggest again.

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raritycat on TikTok

Bad b!tch at every size
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But she showed Becky in those Tiktoks so I guess everything is fine and there was never any problems between the happy couple.....or so that's the point of her posting that.

Also, why the fuck does she still have Valentine's decorations up? She probably doesn't so her attempt to prove everything is fine in HamberLand has backfired, AGAIN. What a dumb cunt.
 
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