Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Poop Bun]

Mine is her inconsistent pronunciation of the letter 't'. Either she treats it as a silent letter r over-emphasizes it.

Em-poor-Tan

 

[Xenomorph]

How about her ever-changing dialect and shit. Going from country bumpkin to valley gorl or sassy black gay man tumblr speak shit whenever the mood strikes.

 

[Owlflaps]

Too bad she doesn’t live in Venice, then she could step outside her apartment right into a boat and float around the city easily. And after she finally dies, Becky could push a (cucumber) boat with Amber in it right into the sea where Amber would slowly disappear into horizon joining the eternal Cheesecake Factory in the Sky.

A burial or cremation is the best way to rid of Amber's grotesque body. If she's sent off into the ocean, her bloated corpse will be a hazardous beacon that will throw the local ecosystem into an upset. Even if death, she'll definitely do more harm than good.

 

[thunderlord]

A burial or cremation is the best way to rid of Amber's grotesque body. If she's sent off into the ocean, her bloated corpse will be a hazardous beacon that will throw the local ecosystem into an upset. Even if death, she'll definitely do more harm than good.

Are you sure about a cremation?

 

[Randy Lahey]

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There’s always the dog food factory alternative.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

There’s always the dog food factory alternative.

There's also the glue or soap factory options too!

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Looks like we fell off Jenny Craig’s wagon again folks. Get your excuses ready for failure no. 4. “Muh mentalzzzzz”

 

[I call shenanigans]

Looks like we fell off Jenny Craig’s wagon again folks. Get your excuses ready for failure no. 4. “Muh mentalzzzzz”

You have to be on a wagon before you can fall off it. This bitch just stuck her toe out the door and the wagon ran over her.

 

[Clotso Coof]

A burial or cremation is the best way to rid of Amber's grotesque body. If she's sent off into the ocean, her bloated corpse will be a hazardous beacon that will throw the local ecosystem into an upset. Even if death, she'll definitely do more harm than good.

There was a woman eaten by stray dogs on a beach in Kerala India a few years ago. The pack of strays was estimated to be at least 50 dogs. They could take care of ALR's body quickly, at only about 12 lbs fat and meat per starving dog.

Beckster could have Amber stuffed into a few giant contractor plastic bags, marinated in Alpo, and forklifted into a shipping crate. By the time she got to the beach in India, she'd be delicious.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Looks like we fell off Jenny Craig’s wagon again folks. Get your excuses ready for failure no. 4. “Muh mentalzz''

This is the time she usually blames 'technical' problems for her not being able to upload, just like when she 'forgets' to film what she ate.
I would think it's more to do with being found out about her YT and TikTok videos not matching up because of the massive herp sores on her lips. One thing narcs like Big AL hate is being found out with their LAHS, so she'll be furious and hoping that her sores go down enough so she can try to hide them and tell us all we were wrong.
As for her 'diet' - it never happened. She filmed herself eating the JINNY CREGG food that she is still contracted to buy. So instead of eating it all as a snack between finishing her Uber Eats delivery and waiting for her Door Dash delivery, which is what she does every day, she filmed it for content.

 

[Acidsplat]

How about her ever-changing dialect and shit. Going from country bumpkin to valley gorl or sassy black gay man tumblr speak shit whenever the mood strikes.

she takes on the voice of whatever youtuber she's watching for the day

 

[Owlflaps]

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Technology marches on, and I believe there are now crematories that can handle bodies of Amber's size, especially in the south. I mean, bitch also lives in Kentucky. They have crematories dedicated to racehorses, I'm sure the folks at the racetrack won't mind lending their ovens to Becky for a half day for the funeral.

There was a woman eaten by stray dogs on a beach in Kerala India a few years ago. The pack of strays was estimated to be at least 50 dogs. They could take care of ALR's body quickly, at only about 12 lbs fat and meat per starving dog.

Beckster could have Amber stuffed into a few giant contractor plastic bags, marinated in Alpo, and forklifted into a shipping crate. By the time she got to the beach in India, she'd be delicious.

I still stand by my statement of her being a hazard to the wildlife. AL would only give any of those poor animals indigestion. She's so fat she'd only end up partially eaten and would rot. I doubt Becky would go through the trouble of sending her off to India. She would rather dump her fiancee's corpse into Toxic Shock Lake.

I mean, the best way to send her off would be a green burial. No embalming, no giant metal casket, no problem! Find a plot of land in Kentucky and just throw her in. There wouldn't be any wicker coffins to fit her, but it wouldn't be a problem! Just find a couple of extra large sheets to drape her in and then commit her to the earth. Her rotting corpse would be a nutrient rich blessing to all the small creatures in the dirt for generations to come, hopefully offsetting all the wasteful consuming she did in life.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Technology marches on, and I believe there are now crematories that can handle bodies of Amber's size, especially in the south. I mean, bitch also lives in Kentucky. They have crematories dedicated to racehorses, I'm sure the folks at the racetrack won't mind lending their ovens to Becky for a half day for the funeral.



I still stand by my statement of her being a hazard to the wildlife. AL would only give any of those poor animals indigestion. She's so fat she'd only end up partially eaten and would rot. I doubt Becky would go through the trouble of sending her off to India. She would rather dump her fiancee's corpse into Toxic Shock Lake.

I mean, the best way to send her off would be a green burial. No embalming, no giant metal casket, no problem! Find a plot of land in Kentucky and just throw her in. There wouldn't be any wicker coffins to fit her, but it wouldn't be a problem! Just find a couple of extra large sheets to drape her in and then commit her to the earth. Her rotting corpse would be a nutrient rich blessing to all the small creatures in the dirt for generations to come, hopefully offsetting all the wasteful consuming she did in life.

I'd say a sea burial is the most ecologically friendly. Maybe not the most cost effective but it'd definitely be the easiest. Just fly her out from Kentucky to the Atlantic and dump her out the back of the cargo plane in to the water. Bing bang boom. The ocean won't give a fuck.

 

[Din Djarin]

I have a vague memory of #Amberlynn saying 'buffet' wrong and getting corrected by someone she was with, and she loud-whispered back that she was saying it wrong on purpose, as a joke. She doesn't understand that if you live in Kentucky, you can't make that kind of joke unless it's really over the top. Buffet said as "buff-eteria" is funny. BuffET instead of buffAY is meh at best.

I think she was with Becky when she said that! It's also one of my favorite moments

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

I’m still believing that Amber and Becky broke up. She hasn’t been on camera since January so something happened in between those two months

 

[8008135]

I have a vague memory of #Amberlynn saying 'buffet' wrong and getting corrected by someone she was with, and she loud-whispered back that she was saying it wrong on purpose, as a joke. She doesn't understand that if you live in Kentucky, you can't make that kind of joke unless it's really over the top. Buffet said as "buff-eteria" is funny. BuffET instead of buffAY is meh at best.

It was this one, and yes, it was with Becky. FatFuck says "buffette" like a quirky gurl, Becky looks at her like she's retarded and says it correctly, then FatFuck scoffs at her with a megacunty look and goes "I know" (skip to 12:57).

 

[Carolina Divina]

I'd say a sea burial is the most ecologically friendly. Maybe not the most cost effective but it'd definitely be the easiest. Just fly her out from Kentucky to the Atlantic and dump her out the back of the cargo plane in to the water. Bing bang boom. The ocean won't give a fuck.

Buddhist Sky Burial is the way to go. She'd feed so many raptors, she could single-handedly take some of them off the endangered list. The only logistical problem is getting her to Nepal.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Buddhist Sky Burial is the way to go. She'd feed so many raptors, she could single-handedly take some of them off the endangered list. The only logistical problem is getting her to Nepal.

They would have to cut her up, freeze dry the remains, and hope the fat that remains doesn't go rancid.

Otherwise it might have going to be a green burial in Kentucky. (Because let's face it, if she opts for burial over cremation, much as she hates Kentucky, she is highly likely to be buried there because the costs of transportation of a super-morbidly obese body to wherever the Reid family plot might be is going to be crazy, unless she has some really dedicated relatives who won't mind the cost.)

 

[Do I Have To?]

I have a vague memory of #Amberlynn saying 'buffet' wrong and getting corrected by someone she was with, and she loud-whispered back that she was saying it wrong on purpose, as a joke. She doesn't understand that if you live in Kentucky, you can't make that kind of joke unless it's really over the top. Buffet said as "buff-eteria" is funny. BuffET instead of buffAY is meh at best.

Amber takes all her financial advice from Warren Buffay

 

[Turd Fergusson]

As for her 'diet' - it never happened. She filmed herself eating the JINNY CREGG food that she is still contracted to buy. So instead of eating it all as a snack between finishing her Uber Eats delivery and waiting for her Door Dash delivery, which is what she does every day, she filmed it for content.

Amber always seems to start a diet to be on a diet but with no defined « end point ». For most people wanting to look good in a bikini or a special gown, they start a diet at this time of the year to lose 10, 15 or 20 pounds. Here comes Jenny Craig with her plan stating that you could lose « up to 17 pounds » in a month. I can see the attraction of such a plan.
However, what is Amber plan? Certainly, losing 17 pounds is not it when you are 545 pounds, and doing it for a month? What is the point when you need to to lose 350 pounds? Eating Jenny Craig ghastly food for years? I do not think she is really serious about the diet and just want to have content for her channel.