Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sophiexeon]

Smug Lynn enters the chat as if her current situation is SO far from a bed-bound person's situation. Also, she's right. She will never be bed bound since she can't even get on a bed, she can only be couch-bound. Nice, Smug Lynn.

Maybe the reason why the bed is "hard" is 'coz the foam is soft and her 600 lbs ass sinks down hitting the bed frame.

 

[peach tea]

Because she has gotten so fucking boring that writing obese Kentucky lesbian fanfiction is all the entertainment we have left.

I, for one, am waiting for the day when her channel ACTUALLY starts to decline. People keep saying it is, but the numbers don’t lie and there is no indication that Amber is short on cash because she’s still spending like there’s no tomorrow.

Let people get sick of the same shit every upload and when her views dip down into a consistent 40-50k, then things will get interesting. I know that the speds who follow her religiously on YouTube are too stupid to figure that out, but it would be hilarious in a perfect world. Her entire fucking life would start falling apart and she would be in a full blown panic because as I said before, she ain’t shit.

If her audience was smart enough to troll her the way she trolls them... my
God I can’t even imagine the glorious shit storm we could witness. Amber is an idiot, but she for sure knows one thing: Youtube is all she was ever going to amount to and the peak is over. She’s doing steady enough numbers to get by and she keeps uploading exactly what a comfy amount of people will click on. Her audience set the standard of what we’re getting right now.

Unfortunately, people keep clicking on her sit down and talk about nothing videos, junk hauls and fake bait diets, so that’s all we’re gonna get for now. That being said, the hype WILL eventually die down as it does with any youtuber with stupid content. She peaked late in the game so it seems like she’s had a long career, but she didn’t start making money until a couple years ago and she’s on the other side of that hill now.

It might take longer than we want, but that shit storm will eventually hit shore.

 

[sophiexeon]

I, for one, am waiting for the day when her channel ACTUALLY starts to decline. People keep saying it is, but the numbers don’t lie and there is no indication that Amber is short on cash because she’s still spending like there’s no tomorrow.

Let people get sick of the same shit every upload and when her views dip down into a consistent 40-50k, then things will get interesting. I know that the speds who follow her religiously on YouTube are too stupid to figure that out, but it would be hilarious in a perfect world. Her entire fucking life would start falling apart and she would be in a full blown panic because as I said before, she ain’t shit.

If her audience was smart enough to troll her the way she trolls them... my
God I can’t even imagine the glorious shit storm we could witness. Amber is an idiot, but she for sure knows one thing: Youtube is all she was ever going to amount to and the peak is over. She’s doing steady enough numbers to get by and she keeps uploading exactly what a comfy amount of people will click on. Her audience set the standard of what we’re getting right now.

Unfortunately, people keep clicking on her sit down and talk about nothing videos, junk hauls and fake bait diets, so that’s all we’re gonna get for now. That being said, the hype WILL eventually die down as it does with any youtuber with stupid content. She peaked late in the game so it seems like she’s had a long career, but she didn’t start making money until a couple years ago and she’s on the other side of that hill now.

It might take longer than we want, but that shit storm will eventually hit shore.

The fitness vloggers with a huge platform are to blame here. They keep milking Amberlynn Reid's content for a quick clout and in turn giving ALR new viewers. Just check ObeseToBeast's channel and you'll see why. An Amberlynn Reid react will get 100k-250k views while the rest of his videos (these days) can't reach 100k. New viewers who are clueless of how boring is the shit show, the longer ALR stays relevant.

Yeah, you're right. If she gets demonetized, her life will shatter. Good thing for her that YouTube's policy regarding eating disorder or binging in general is trash. Just cover it up with "I'm trying to lose weight, u guise" and you have channels like Chantal and Amberlynn Reid bingeing on camera for hundreds of dollars.

 

[Noom Boom]

How are y’all analyzing trolling this hard after 8 years lol. Amber ain’t got shit, she ain’t doing shit and she ain’t shit in general. All this deep speculation is exactly what she’s probing for when she pulls BS like she did the other day with her clickbaiting title. Not even cancer could make her channel interesting. All we saw her do for weeks after her surgery was hold the camera right up against her face and complain about pain.

If anything worth talking about happened, she’d have uploaded by now because she would be able to pull in views on a genuine “surprise.” But she didnt, she’s trying to rile people up instead. She has nothing to talk about lol some of y’all gotta chill

Also, almost all apartment leases are 12 months unless you negotiate otherwise. The only people who do stuff like that are rich or in the military due to a “deployment clause”. She’s too dumb to foresee not having money for rent halfway through the lease to request 6 months and month to month is generally more expensive. She went for the easiest option because she’s dumb and lazy. 12 months.

If she can’t afford rent, then why would she break a lease? That costs a significant chunk of change. Ive seen places like The Henry try to get tenants to pay out the rest of their contract even if they’re living there and then people have to sublet. She’s definitely too stupid to figure out how to do that.

All she’s doing is selling crap so she’ll have money and room for more crap. There’s no big news. Becky is in the living room and Amber will still be the same fat troll when she uploads again. Nothing interesting is ever going to happen short of her “cancer” making a comeback.

I completely agree with this. So many people are speculating on what her big news is from her most recent upload. Is it weight loss surgery? Is it moving? Is it her family?

I'd put money on it being her doctor called and she is officially in remission. That's it. Nothing more.

I'd also put money on her uploading a "Jenny Craig Day 4" without mentioning this big news at all.

Play the classics, it's all she knows.

 

[daintygorl1]

Her answering questions about books/library...
SHE HAS BAD OCD BUT TOUCHES EVERYTHING IN THE WALMART ???

 

[ADHD]

If she can’t afford rent, then why would she break a lease? That costs a significant chunk of change. Ive seen places like The Henry try to get tenants to pay out the rest of their contract even if they’re living there and then people have to sublet. She’s definitely too stupid to figure out how to do that.

The terms for breaking the lease should be spelled out in her lease contract. Where I live, it's typical for the properties owned by companies (as opposed to private landlords) to require the payment of two months of rent to break the lease. I would have expected the Henry to have something similar.

I don't necessarily think she's moving. I think getting rid of the bed makes sense because it was never being used, it took up a lot of space, and Amber would probably rather have that space for........ uh, I dunno, racks of scented candles, or giant displays for her shitty earrings. Something stupid like that.

Also, if you look at the things being sold, other than the bed, they were all video props. Those "Christmas gifts" from Becky, those books that no one believes Amber actually read. None of that stuff has sentimental value. Her selling it really doesn't mean anything other than she wants the space back for more video props.

I'd put money on it being her doctor called and she is officially in remission. That's it. Nothing more.

There's no way to know that, though. She never lost enough weight to get in the machine to scan her body to make sure there wasn't cancer growing anywhere else, and with all the weight she's gained she's even further away from getting that scan.

 

[Bilibin]

Her answering questions about books/library...
SHE HAS BAD OCD BUT TOUCHES EVERYTHING IN THE WALMART ???

"My OCD has gotten drastically worse as I age" It's almost like never challenging yourself to overcome your shortcomings can make them worse. It's like a dyslexic who avoids reading and writing because it's hard. It only gets more difficult if you don't work to overcome it. Living the kind of lifestyle she has allows any innate flaws to become amplified with time. Then she blames it for why she can't do something despite doing little to nothing to prevent it from getting to that point.

 

[FatalTater]

#Amberlynn reading books fast and getting rid of them reminds me of some of the old housewife friends of my mom back in the day.
They would get big grocery bags full of Barbara Cartland-type books, read them, and hand them off to each other, and they would initial the inside covers so they could remember which ones they had read if they got the same book given to them again.
Always pithy stories, and so forgettable!
The books were more of a fidget object than anything.
If Fat Amber actually read and enjoyed books, she would keep the good ones. Since she only sticks her nose in a book to waste time and pretend to be intellectual, she has no attachment.

 

[Bookish]

^She does do that. Like any flaw about herself is just something native that should be accepted and not worked on.

^^Good point. The contradiction between her statement on library books and her touching everything like a little kid in stores makes zero sense and has the consistency of these affliction collectors who think OCD, Autism, Tics (I mean people who fake these things on social media), etc. are just interesting quirks they can take on and off, in place of having an actual personality. It's like someone saying they don't shake hands, because of OCD and germs, but then being the type that goes around high-fiving everyone. That doesn't add up.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her sudden library aversion has nothing to do with muh ocd and everything to do with being too fat to stand in narrow aisles and peruse the shelves for an hour. It's another version of how she refuses to use public restrooms because omg germs, when the fact of the matter is, she's too goddamn fat to maneuver in the stalls.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I believe an adult with severe germ-type OCD would wear latex gloves to the library, wipe down all the books checked out, and then read them wearing latex gloves. I believe they'd do the same thing at a bookstore though as well. There are lots of people touching a book between manufacturing, stocking and when it leaves the store with a customer. Some people even read books at the store in those comfy chairs and put them back on the shelf. Getting the second or fourth book in the stack isn't going to ease an OCD'rs OCD, they know that trick, and they know the third one was once the first one and just as touched. Interesting that doesn't trigger ALR's OCD.

Amber has tried to LARP as a full-fledged OCD type, mentioning she has rituals or does things that bother becky. But of course, she's never elaborated. OCD routines can be fixed but also random intrusive thoughts and routines. I refuse to believe amber really has OCD until she says things like "this book took longer to read than it should, my anxiety is making my OCD act up and I had read every paragraph starting with the word "the" three times or else something bad might happen" (though she reads here, and now she'll probably start saying things like that, so I'll just never believe she has OCD)

eta: reply to @StrawberryDouche I agree about the narrow spaces, but also, libraries don't have tables full of "employees choice" or highlighting a certain type of book. I doubt she scans the shelves, she just picks up everything on the "recommended LGBT teen reading" table. Not to mention, the dewy decimal system would be totally baffling for her. "do we...whut? I'm not good at math, I can't do decimals"

 

[A Widdle Woach]

God forbid our gorl touch books the commoners have touched. This is just another exceptional flex on the peasants, hardback books are expensive and in Amber’s warped world this means they’re better.

If she really read as much as she claims (and that’s a huge if) it would make sense to invest in a kindle or an audible subscription. At least with a kindle you can load up on free samples and avoid buying books you don’t like. Even if she bought everything on kindle it would save her some money since they’re considerably cheaper than print books by comparison. She could also flex about ‘saveeng the environment’.
Hell, she could even start her own book club with a kindle but that would require actual effort and engaging her audience so we know that’s never going to happen.

But it’s not about actually reading, it’s about showing off what she bought.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty is just trolling, again. She touches everything, apart from Thumby. In the stuff that Thumby was selling, there were the books that Fatty 'read' in January and some books that were ex-library books. Try harder, Fatty. For the love of God, try harder.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Fatty is just trolling, again. She touches everything, apart from Thumby. In the stuff that Thumby was selling, there were the books that Fatty 'read' in January and some books that were ex-library books. Try harder, Fatty. For the love of God, try harder.

Amber said in the past that she does not like to be seen in public and the fact that she cannot stand for more than a couple of minutes is the reason why she does not want to go to libraries or any stores that do not provide mobility scooters. The books that she buys are either from Target, Walmart or Amazon and not from any book stores. Any suggestion from her that it is OCD or other mental issues is a diversion from her lack of mobility.

 

[reinhold]

I'm sure the libraries in her area are happy enough to not have her checking out books. Not because of who or what she is -- libraries welcome all kinds -- but because this bitch will never return anything.

 

[momopeachy]

Instead of trying to get 2$ a book she could be a good person and donate them to women's shelters but that would require caring about people other than herself.

 

[momopeachy]

The news is going to be so fucking mundane and stupid like she got a call that cheesecake factory has orange chicken again or that Dana and Dusty are coming over.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Amber said in the past that she does not like to be seen in public and the fact that she cannot stand for more than a couple of minutes is the reason why she does not want to go to libraries or any stores that do not provide mobility scooters. The books that she buys are either from Target, Walmart or Amazon and not from any book stores. Any suggestion from her that it is OCD or other mental issues is a diversion from her lack of mobility.

She goes to Barnes & Noble a lot. (or she used to) Probably because she can have a snack and sugar drink at the cafe there. She's always waddling out with some kind of milkshake disguised as a coffee drink. She probably sweeps up a ton of potential books, barely reading the titles, and then sits in the cafe or on one of their comfy chairs and goes through the books. Though I doubt she'd fit in the chairs. Maybe she just grabs a ton of books to go through at home, buys them while becky buys the treats and drinks, and then they leave.

I wonder why she doesn't get a walker like Chantal's? I know she's vain, but is a walker any more embarrassing than a scooty?

 

[NotYourAverageBecky]

She answered a question on an Instagram story and said she had to get her ring sized down to a 9 because a 9.5 is too big. There is NO way her fingers are that small. They’re fucking sausages. I’m HALF her size (not that that’s anything to brag about) and wear a size 10 and my fingers look nothing like hers. I just really find that hard to believe.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I wonder why she doesn't get a walker like Chantal's? I know she's vain, but is a walker any more embarrassing than a scooty?

At first glance I'd think a large person with a walker is at least trying to function, and therefore less pathetic and loathsome.