Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Passionate about dance?
She follows Tik Tok trends, that's literally all she did. Desperately trying to be a part of the ''cool'' Tik Tok crowd doesn't equate to a passion for dancing you fucking mong.

I also think that if she was truly passionate about her shitty poetry, she'd try and improve her vocabulary and welcome criticism but nope. She's been perfect from day one, a linguistic genius. Passion my arse.
She has two passions, food and herself.
True. This is why I laugh when she tells us she’s a ‘reader’. If she read sometimes she’d end up with half a vocabulary by now. If I knew a person irl who summed up entire descriptions with wild gesticulation & “shoooo good” or ‘situation’ I’d think they couldn’t read for real.
 
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It's always super hilarious to me when she throws herself a little pity party and whines about the mean ol' boolies robbing her of her fun.
She needs to stop throwing the word 'passion' around. The only genuine passions she has are consooming and receiving attention. Her poetry definitely works as a means for attention though. It's hilarious.
 
Passionate about dance?
She follows Tik Tok trends, that's literally all she did. Desperately trying to be a part of the ''cool'' Tik Tok crowd doesn't equate to a passion for dancing you fucking mong.

I also think that if she was truly passionate about her shitty poetry, she'd try and improve her vocabulary and welcome criticism but nope. She's been perfect from day one, a linguistic genius. Passion my arse.
She has two passions, food and herself.
It is strange that everything that she is passionate about was activities that she did while in primary school. Some teacher told her that one of her poems was nice then she created that narrative that she was a poet, but never pursue this "passion" further through schooling or even belonging to a poetry club. I remember her saying that her first draft is her last one, so there is no need to improve.
As far as dancing, we can make her a concession that, at her weight, if she was to really dance and not only flailing her arms or spinning, she might fall and break something. However, people passionate about dances go dancing recitals or concerts. If she did as she said, she should have ribbons, trophies, certificates. Where are they? At least Whitney Thore put herself out and created a dance troop.
Again, it is like Amber lives in an alternate universe where these things are true.
 
It is strange that everything that she is passionate about was activities that she did while in primary school. Some teacher told her that one of her poems was nice then she created that narrative that she was a poet, but never pursue this "passion" further through schooling or even belonging to a poetry club. I remember her saying that her first draft is her last one, so there is no need to improve.
As far as dancing, we can make her a concession that, at her weight, if she was to really dance and not only flailing her arms or spinning, she might fall and break something. However, people passionate about dances go dancing recitals or concerts. If she did as she said, she should have ribbons, trophies, certificates. Where are they? At least Whitney Thore put herself out and created a dance troop.
Again, it is like Amber lives in an alternate universe where these things are true.
I dont know much about Whitney but could it be that is who Amber sees herself as? An obese woman who can still get around, do things and is moderately pretty?
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I dont know much about Whitney but could it be that is who Amber sees herself as? An obese woman who can still get around, do things and is moderately pretty?
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I don't think so, because I honestly believe that she thinks she is a dainty gorl. Doesn't help that half the people she hangs out with are only slightly smaller than she is, which I'm sure she only does to rationalize being her size.
 
Lol the ‘fork has germs’ excuse is hilarious. In that clip with whichever other fat ass it was trying to take a piece of her chicken, they put their fork on one piece, which they would’ve eaten, therefore no other pieces were or would’ve been touched and there’d be no transfer of germs. But because of her food aggression, she didn’t let that other fat ass take the piece of chicken they already touched with their own fork, leaving Hamber with the germs she’s complaining about. She literally chose the germs over sharing the one piece of chicken, which makes her entire excuse a blatant LAH. She really needs to watch this shit back before spouting bullshit, but then that’d be less fun for us, I guess.

ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
 
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Lol the ‘fork has germs’ excuse is hilarious. In that clip with whichever other fat ass it was trying to take a piece of her chicken, they put their fork on one piece, which they would’ve eaten, therefore no other pieces were or would’ve been touched and there’d be no transfer of germs. But because of her food aggression, she didn’t let that other fat ass take the piece of chicken they already touched with their own fork, leaving Hamber with the germs she’s complaining about. She literally chose the germs over sharing the one piece of chicken, which makes her entire excuse a blatant LAH. She really needs to watch this shit back before spouting bullshit, but then that’d be less fun for us, I guess.

ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.
 
She's supposedly concerned about germs on her food but not the germ ridden, filth encrusted leggings she wore to death or the germs she would have relentlessly spread by leaving her bodily fluids on other peoples belongings?

Oh, and nevermind the germs you'd mingle with after touching every single item in a Walmart.

Or how she apparently carried around a blanket/towel to free bleed all over for 2 years, which must have leaked her fermented cooch juice all over Eric and Ricky's furniture? Those germs Amber?
 
Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.
Guess you've never been married or had any kids, huh? The family that eats together germs together.

Now, I'm not advocating running around a restaurant and randomly forking food off other people's plate. But if you've never shared your food with a partner or your own kids (here, try a bite of this), then yeah, you should probably seek help as a germaphobe. Even Hamber shares shit (try a bite) with Becky and in the past with boy sped child Destiny. Although in her case, she can deny it until they suck all of the whale oil outta her bloated dead body, it is indeed food aggression. She laaahs about the germs, especially considering the squalor and personal lack of hygiene. That would terrify me more than sharing a bite with someone close.

She just like a seagull when it comes to food.


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Guess you've never been married or had any kids, huh? The family that eats together germs together.

Now, I'm not advocating running around a restaurant and randomly forking food off other people's plate. But if you've never shared your food with a partner or your own kids (here, try a bite of this), then yeah, you should probably seek help as a germaphobe. Even Hamber shares shit (try a bite) with Becky and in the past with boy sped child Destiny. Although in her case, she can deny it until they suck all of the whale oil outta her bloated dead body, it is indeed food aggression. She laaahs about the germs, especially considering the squalor and personal lack of hygiene. That would terrify me more than sharing a bite with someone close.

She just like a seagull when it comes to food.


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Rafe is not Amber's partner or child so I am not sure about that comparison? Sure I share food with immediate family, but I don't share food with my partner 's ex, which is what Rafe is to Amber. Rafe is also incredibly filthy and so is her apartment, so even if they were closer than that it would still be excusable for Amber to say no. But again none of this matters because at the end of the day she could have found a way to share and chose not to. There are a multitude of clips showing her food aggression so her explanations and excuses are worth nothing.
 
Hamberlynn also has no qualms about sticking her filthy hooves into other people's food as we've seen with Destiny at the cheesecake factory, just digging her nasty knuckles into the cream for a slurp. She is a hypocrite just lah'ing about not wanting a 'dirty fork' near her food when she can go weeks without showering like the pig she is. Plain old greed and food aggression is all it is, Hammy no want share!
 
ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
She did a video about how gloves stop Wuflu from spreading and it's obvious she understands nothing about how germs spread. She would be getting sick constantly if the butler didn't wipe everything down with bleach on a sock.
 
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