Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't know what blows my mind more; that fat Albert thinks her viewers are so stupid that they'll believe she's lost weight simply because she says she has, or that they actually do.

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haygurlhay said:
So did someone find her poetry? lol I love this comment. View attachment 227955
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Not her poetry. From her Wordpress shared a few pages back. It's been abandoned since 2015 and it's pretty much the same thing we've seen on YouTube for years. She recognizes she can't continue living the way she does but then she just endulges herself more and more. She's clearly gotten past the feeling-physically-ill-over-her-own-disgraceful-body stage of obesity at this point, though.

Edit: started watching the YouNow. She says she's been too busy with her social life to go on YouNow and that's why she hasn't been on it. She said she didn't want to "take away" from her time with them to go on- but GORRRLL it's your job!

Someone asked for advice to being successful on YouTube. She says to be reliable and upload regularly. She should take her own advice.

Someone asked for her opinion on Amy. "I have no opinions."

People asked what happened with sharla, asking for her to spill the tea. She said nothing happened with sharla, she's (sharla) just going through a lot right now and is spending time with family. No tea.

Someone said "your vocab is tragic" and she agreed but said that when she's writing it somehow "transforms." Delirious.

Someone asked about Becky smoking because of her cheech and Chong shirt and AL said she thinks it's funny that people assume if someone likes cheech and Chong that they smoke because that's not the case. Not really a direct answer and also complete bullshit.
 
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This is so boring and yet people are still giving her bars and likes constantly, WTF.

EDIT: Apparently she has a mukbang and a vlog in the pipe but hasn't uploaded them cause "too busy".

Holy fuck she was wearing a choker this whole time and I couldn't see it till she pointed it out.
 
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More YouNow updates:

Someone asked if she would move out of KY when she moves and she said that "honestly" if it weren't for Becky she'd move to VA to be closer to Krystle because Krystle is everything to her but her relationship with Becky is blossoming.

Becky doesn't live with her parents.

She's glad her and Destiny broke up because everything happens for a reason.

Someone said "you're sooo not over Destiny" and AL replied "what does that even mean?"

Someone told her to look into compression socks and she said she plans on it because even wearing normal socks helps with the swelling in her feet. Then she turns around and claims her feet only swell on 5+ hour car rides.

"Are you happy now that you've made so many changes in your life?" (What changes besides Destiny becoming Becky?) AL says (unironically) that she feels like a weight has been lifted off her shoulders. She's more care free, but now she has new struggles and new challenges (like beetus?).

Someone pointed out that her choker looks tight and she says chokers are meant to be tight.

No progress has been made with her mom. Assuming that means she hasn't sent a letter.

She's talking more about her plans to move. She just spilled that Dana and Destiny want the apartment, but she's not sure when she's going to move. I guess Destiny is still on the lease? I wonder if she's still paying rent.

 
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Can't wait to see how far Hamber strays from her weight loss journey in the upcoming mukbang.

Also praying for Sharla's eyebrows. Never noticed quite how atrocious they are. If you can fit a whole eyebrow between your eyebrows they're too far apart!



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I love that even though Destiny is taking the picture she seems to have no fucking clue where the camera is. Such a gem.
 
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I thought mukbangs couldn't get much lazier than last night's cold pizza. I thought wrong.
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Can't wait for her "Spicy Noodle Challenge". :lol:

EDIT: Becky got her into Fanfiction, oh lord. She liked it but it was embarrassing to talk about it out loud, apparently. She's gonna make her own.

EDIT: She role plays online, oh lord. Probably as a skinny girl.
 
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Am I wrong or are you not supposed to cook instant noodles in some water and then add the packets? I've never had that brand of instant noodle but I have also never seen anyone add the packets on a dry bed of noodles? Like you make a soup or you drain it. That doesn't look like it would taste good. When I was a kid I crunched up dry Mr. Noodles and sprinkled the flavor packet on, but I was also a kid and retarded.
 
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Am I wrong or are you not supposed to cook instant noodles in some water and then add the packets? I've never had that brand of instant noodle but I have also never seen anyone add the packets on a dry bed of noodles? Like you make a soup or you drain it. That doesn't look like it would taste good. When I was a kid I crunched up dry Mr. Noodles and sprinkled the flavor packet on, but I was also a kid and exceptional.
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Yeah. The water also helps to dilute the sodium and reconstitute the dehydrated veggies. That couldn't have been good.
 
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Sure Thing Idiot said:
Am I wrong or are you not supposed to cook instant noodles in some water and then add the packets? I've never had that brand of instant noodle but I have also never seen anyone add the packets on a dry bed of noodles? Like you make a soup or you drain it. That doesn't look like it would taste good. When I was a kid I crunched up dry Mr. Noodles and sprinkled the flavor packet on, but I was also a kid and exceptional.
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I had no idea what you meant, so I had to watch it.

It's a soup base, so I think (and this is how I make ramen) is that it is supposed to simmer in the water with the noodles. But I also put chicken bouillon in with mine for additional flavor. Watching her mix that FOREVER and I can't imagine it got very saturated and there's probably dry spots of seasoning all over.

Also no shit you can't say Mukbang right.
Edit: Fuck she takes massive portion bites. Jesus.
 
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