Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pistolwhipped]

The only thing unbelievable about this kidney stone situation is that it didn't happen sooner.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is 30.
I remember when my friends and I were in our 30s.
Most of us had a sort of mid-life crisis. A couple of us seemed to crack up completely before settling back down.
Wonder what form her lunacy will take?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber is 30.
I remember when my friends and I were in our 30s.
Most of us had a sort of mid-life crisis. A couple of us seemed to crack up completely before settling back down.
Wonder what form her lunacy will take?

She constantly has that, ecery time she puts up a video or TT or IG, crying about how much of a fatass she is, and she really, really, REALLY wats to change this time, guise!

 

[King Fructose]

Amber is 30.
I remember when my friends and I were in our 30s.
Most of us had a sort of mid-life crisis. A couple of us seemed to crack up completely before settling back down.
Wonder what form her lunacy will take?

I think she'll finally realize she's eaten herself into an early grave and publicly accept it. Command the butler to get her one of everything from McDick's and chow down.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is 30.
I remember when my friends and I were in our 30s.
Most of us had a sort of mid-life crisis. A couple of us seemed to crack up completely before settling back down.
Wonder what form her lunacy will take?

plasstic shit from china, so nothing will change other than whatever verbiage and bastardization of the english languages she selects.

 

[Sargon of ACAB]

It is not so much of what she put on social media, as what she does not put. Why did she not put anything about the move to Lexington? That would have been interesting. Or when they went to Tennessee? Again, it would have been interesting. What she shows from "eat with me", "look what I bought" does not interest most people, but herself, then complain that her videos are boring.

About her health, she wants to be cute by parsing the information but it ends up that people do not believe what she is saying, or creating stories that are not believable. One of the best ones was the phone call to the urologist just before Christmas. She will never be taken seriously if she keeps doing such fabrication.

She doesn't post the minorly more interesting goings on of her life because she's too dumb to know that they're more interesting to us than what TikToker's style she's trolling the plus sized Chinese market for this week. To me it's similar to when you interact with an animal or someone exceptional and reference something too complex for their minds - they just ignore it, because the information is useless to them. They'd rather play with the same old toys than try to parse anything beyond their current mental capacity.

Plus, I think she sees this image as highly curated - an e-girl, a webdoll with sharp tongue and fashion sense to kill (lolol). To show the current it girl Amber with a U-haul would take editing out all the discussions she has to have in real life on weight limits, and that's too much work. Easier to park the lens and stuff her face while bemoaning those who help her perpetuate the cycle.

 

[Spl00gies]

Of course she'd choose a boob on each foot, she's only really missing the nipples

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT

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To be fair, it is one of the most believable things ever for her to have kidney stones because look at her, but she brings all this upon herself. She's lied and cried wolf so many times before. What does she expect?

If she didn't post that "I'm at the.

Of course she'd choose a boob on each foot, she's only really missing the nipples

I'm surprised those ankle balls aren't dragging on the floor by now.

 

[_justlurking]

What are the odds that when Null announced the possible collapse of the board, a few days later Amber started her livestreaming and back to IG/tiktok?

 

[8008135]

I'm surprised those ankle balls aren't dragging on the floor by now.

They might be, who the hell knows. Could be why she doesn't appear to walk anymore -- too much ankle-ball-to-ground friction.

 

[TC-P]

Of course she'd choose a boob on each foot, she's only really missing the nipples

Does anyone else notice that one foot is almost pointing outwards all the time she walks. One foot is worse than the other.

 

[King Fructose]

What are the odds that when Null announced the possible collapse of the board, a few days later Amber started her livestreaming and back to IG/tiktok?

I think she'll most likely say something along the lines of "there's been a situation thing going on with the haydurs but I don't wanna talk about it"

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Becky has been slacking off. Can't hose her down in the backyard anymore. Good luck stuffing The Shelf™ in to that little shower in the apartment.

Tbh I just imagine this if Becky ever had to do this to Amberlynn in the near future.

Spoiler

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

Does anyone else notice that one foot is almost pointing outwards all the time she walks. One foot is worse than the other.

her hips, like the rest of her skeleton is deformed so no wonder she can't straighten them

 

[ADHD]

Amber is currently professing her love for Chantal in her livestream.

IG updates:

 

[StuffedChocolate]

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Kidney stones don't stop Hamber to participate in Chinny's Livestream

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Chinny toss away the raw onions and AL cries in despair

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber is thinking about going vegan again, but who wouldn't after watching Chantal eat.

Also, anyone who dare chat in the chat with other chatters isn't really here for Chantal.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Kidney stones don't stop Hamber to participate in Chinny's Livestream

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Chinny toss away the raw onions and AL cries in despair

Of course she made Big Al a mod.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Of course she made Big Al a mod.

She’s been a mod for a while now.

What I find interesting, and bear with me here, is that mods who subscribed have a green name with a blue wrench followed by the VIB emoji. Here’s an example:

I swear the other day Amber had the green name, but now she does not (yet has kept the VIB emoji). Can someone more familiar with YT tell me is it possible that cheap-ass Amber cancelled the subscription (but can still keep that VIB thing until the end of her month?).

edit: she def did have the green name a few days ago

 

[StuffedChocolate]

HA! Hamber is not going to become vegetarian. Once she sees orange chicken, bacon, and turkey sausages, "Vegetarian who?"