Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The irony of this coming from a newfag is hilarious.

Even newfags are right sometimes.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Did you guys know that I'm a lesbian?!? Because I'm a totally a lesbian who like girls because I find women sexually attractive. I don't like weiners in my face, I like clit stuff. Look how much of a lesbian I am because I chose to be Edward because he was in a relationship with a GIRL. And I like girls, did you know I'm a lesbian?

Am I alone in being weirded out by her thirsting on young girls?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Did you guys know that I'm a lesbian?!? Because I'm a totally a lesbian who like girls because I find women sexually attractive. I don't like weiners in my face, I like clit stuff. Look how much of a lesbian I am because I chose to be Edward because he was in a relationship with a GIRL. And I like girls, did you know I'm a lesbian?

Whuuuut? How is this the first time we're hearing about this?

Goddamn, Big Al, we get it. You and Becky are gay homo lezbeans, JFC.

Edit: And Kristen Stewart/Bella? The former can't act to save anyone's life and the latter is one of the most boring fucking characters in literature.

Chantal stole her time slot and she knows she can't compete for viewers.

Chantal is stealing ALL of the time slots, LOL.

 

[bulimiavomit]

So no livestream tonight

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Sheesh, she's not even pretending to be sorry about violating her customer's trust. As retarded as her fans are, they still deserve to get what they paid for, which is livestreams on Tuesday and Thursday, not just whenever she feels like it.

Am I alone in being weirded out by her thirsting on young girls?

Nah, it's weird. Bella was 16 in the first book; that's young enough to be AL's daughter had she followed in her white trash ancestor's footprints.

Edit: And Kristen Stewart/Bella? The former can't act to save anyone's life and the latter is one of the most boring fucking characters in literature.

Kinda OT but yeah, Bella was boring because she was nothing more than a self insert. That's why Twilight was such a big hit with teenage girls, they could just project themselves into a relationship with a hot vampire.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Am I alone in being weirded out by her thirsting on young girls?

Nah, it's weird. Bella was 16 in the first book; that's young enough to be AL's daughter had she followed in her white trash ancestor's footprints.

I'll agree, it is super weird that she thirsts over Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo and whoever the fuck else she latches onto, but I think she was talking more about Kristen Stewart, who she's openly expressed her sexual attraction towards in the past. Not specifically Bella the character.

 

[Hermoine Granger]

Hamberlynn bails again. You guise! She’s so busy!she expects people to pay 8 dollars for this shit. Delusionallynn

 

[Snusmumriken]

I still hope she finds an mtf troon for her woke saga

Lol not gonna happen. The furthest Amber will go to claim ‘woke’ is to google-repost a bunch of trans is valid uwu rhetoric but in reality she is not having any of that shit. She constantly poked at becky for being boyish and she needs a balance in her gorlfriend between uglier than her / feminine enough to prove she is a true lesbean.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Hamberlynn bails again. You guise! She’s so busy!she expects people to pay 8 dollars for this shit. Delusionallynn

Was wondering if we'd see her eye-fucking herself and riding the Thumb like a circus pony tonight. O-bliviously snot. Thanks for the update, gorlfren.

Gotta love the clickbait, though. The WORSEST THANG EVER happened! (which we'll never know aboud) Hanging on da edge of my vodka seat here -- Cheezcuck ran outta orange yardbird.

The horror... the horror...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So no livestream tonight

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So she took half the advice - just say it's cancelled or rescheduled, minus her regular bullshit vagueposting - but not the other half, which is to post shit like this EARLY, not half an hour before she generally manages to sloth her way to the live she doesn't want to do.

You literally do jack shit all goddamned day. Have some respect for your members' time, bitch.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Hamberlynn bails again. You guise! She’s so busy!she expects people to pay 8 dollars for this shit. Delusionallynn

As usual - I am going to call into work tomorrow morning and tell them I am going to reschedule my shift for another day

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You literally do jack shit all goddamned day. Have some respect for your members' time, bitch.

In the immortal words of Becky's SpongeBob tattoo....

"Good luck with that!"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

In the immortal words of Becky's SpongeBob tattoo....

"Good luck with that!"

Yeah, not happening unless she got a complete personality transplant to something that wasn't total shit.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Yea guys. The fact that becky obviously cant stand her in the live streams isnt real life. They love eachother. Ambers just gotta MAKE becky see that. UwUView attachment 2342780

Except Becky did have any issue with it the last two streams and when she suggested her getting use to sleeping alone she alone Amber said "we'll see." Whatever Amber says goes.

I was thinking the other day, if Amber was a male, forcing not just one, but at least 3 ex gfs to sleep with him he would be canceled and called every name in the book. Not just about the sleeping thing, but they way she treats Becky all the time.

So no livestream tonight

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Becky must not want to sit for another two hours while Amber is rude to her. And we know Amber can't do a live without Becky there to take the heat.

 

[Biggimus Bettimus]

So no livestream tonight

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God fucking damn it. I used the last of my wine getting hyped to watch the VOD/react-upload of it. I hate this bitch.

Top hats plz

 

[Insulin reid]

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Did you guys know that I'm a lesbian?!? Because I'm a totally a lesbian who like girls because I find women sexually attractive. I don't like weiners in my face, I like clit stuff. Look how much of a lesbian I am because I chose to be Edward because he was in a relationship with a GIRL. And I like girls, did you know I'm a lesbian?

Also yes because she's totally attracted to women who are into emotionally abusive relationships with people who are controlling, semi-violent, and don't go out in the sun.

 

[Meiwaku]

You wouldn’t even know most people had it until they told you.

Y'all stick out like an mtf troon in a women's spa section to the extent even therapists will fire you.

Hamber is your cluster b personality sister. Cope

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Hamber never mentally matured past 13. It is no wonder she likes younger women.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

So no livestream tonight

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The bitch was in Chantal’s live stream though (after midnight):

 

[Att1cusF1nch]

The bitch was in Chantal’s live stream though (after midnight):
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High bilirubin YEAR ROUND for gorl

 

[Owlflaps]

The bitch was in Chantal’s live stream though (after midnight):
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This is why Amber deserves scorn. Instead of moving on with her life, like packing and selling her hoard, she's making Becky do all the work while she farts around on another fat retard's Livestream.