Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Did poor widdle fat retard baby have a fight with Thumb Butler? Maybe her servant finally checked out and isn't doing anymore livestreams with Queen Narclynn of Lipademic Land.

Looking forward to her backpedaling and then stating she'll do two lives on the weekend. The only thing consistent about Amber is that she is inconsistent.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

i doubt those retards will complain about it. the amount of Superchats she still receives is impressive. those idiots throwing money at her to ask the same stupid questions over and over again will not revolt. they will remain loyal to her Queen and stuff her with money.

i agree.
did anyone take a look at her socialblade these days?
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its as low as never before. i understand that those numbers are not spot on accurate, but they show a trend.

i dont see a 4 h live have any positives for her. but maybe we will finally see her move to the bathroom, or see Becky fumbling with the Bucket.
are some of her streams age restricted? why is she diminishing her income even more? stupid cow.

Her numbers, view-wise is nor very good. She was consistenlty in the 90s at least, and often in the 100s, but that's taken a nosedive like Big Al getting into a massive plate of orange chicken.

Can some poor soul tally up how much she makes next live stream? I dont have the patience but I have to guess conservatively 200 dollars a stream. Thats 400 a week plus 100 k views at 5 dollars per thousand views and thats 1400 a week plus secret feeder money. How much money is she wasting?

I did this a few streams ago, and she made just over $300 dollars. I'll try again tomorrow to keep tabs on what she has going in superchats in this one.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Funny how she’s selling her wedding planner even though she bought it around the same time as the engagement, and hasn’t touched it. This is getting ridiculous

 

[BeanBag]

Funny how she’s selling her wedding planner even though she bought it around the same time as the engagement, and hasn’t touched it. This is getting ridiculous
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does anyone actually buy this crap???

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

We don't. We want consistency and dependability.

I want a 24" waist. Some things just ain't gonna happen

 

[Cataloons]

The thing with mental illness is that it's your responsibility to deal with it, not everyone else. If you're sick and you're not trying to get better, you're the problem. Amber, like she does with everything, is trying to use it (in this case a special snowflake label, regardless of if she has earned that label) for pity and sympathy.

Fuck you, Amber. That's not how life works.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I have noticed that she doesn't come up in the first lot of results when you search for her too. I thought it was just me due to never ever watching any videos from her actual channel.

That's quite unbelievable. How is she not at panic stations? Does she really think this has the longevity in it for her to work on youtube for years and years to come?

Four hours? I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

So the Amber makes lots on super chats thing needs to be quashed. she actually makes far more on videos, $300 - 30% = $210. I am watching like a hawk nowadays with her superchats. She gets a few users who send her $1.99 in multiple increments for attention most likely.

If we go with a $6 CPM Amber's Cancer video. She would of made from 696k views about $4176. I think her CPM has been altered since about summer last year to $2-4. She is doing it purely for lazy content but I do not think she has that many members though and those numbers are not a good variable as they fluctuate too much.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

The funniest thing is that "shirt" is suppose to be a dress.

Nah, Torrid sell a top in the same fabric, too. What she's wearing is still incredibly ill fitting, in comparison to how it should fit, but it's not a dress.

The dress they offer on the same/ similar fabric. The dress sleeves are 3/4 length on the dress, and the garment is considerably longer, shoulder to hem (and how that should fit) -

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Expectation vs Reality.

Posters damn detectiveness on the original video post here 'CLEAN WITH ME LITERALLY | 12.15.2020' -

This is going to be me sperging a bit about clothing.

Totally and completely late, but the Torrid dress posted earlier that is assumed as Hammy Reia’s sartorial choice for the day is mistaken.

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This is the tunic top she is wearing from Torrid. On the model, it very clearly covers the full hip and fupa area, as a tunic-style top should... But it definitely doesn’t do the job on our 600 lb chonky lezbean.

You can also see the detailing of the high neck, illusion “chest piece” and elbow sleeves that match up more accurately with her closeup shots.

Because it’s a tunic TOP though, AL ordered it in a monstrous 6 instead of trying to make believe she’s a dainty bethemoth 4. And it still looks like the roll between tit set one and two is eating up significant fabric of what should be sitting flush at the natural waist ( = smallest width of torso, not just under the bust, like most giant lardasses end up wearing this style...)

 

[New & Improved Username]

If she actually does a 4 hour show, it would be interesting to know:
how many times she gets up off the couch
time spent in bathroom
what she'll eat
could she possibly be awake for 4 hours without eating?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Funny how she’s selling her wedding planner even though she bought it around the same time as the engagement, and hasn’t touched it. This is getting ridiculous
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I guess the wedding planning was buying the wedding planner. Strange that she buys all those items and never used them, but she is not a hoarder.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I guess the wedding planning was buying the wedding planner. Strange that she buys all those items and never used them, but she is not a hoarder.

She may aswell get it sold, can't imagine there is enough spineless grifting idiots in the world for someone to take Beckys place, even if it's only done for views and YTbucks.

I do wonder if she wrote in it at all, she was selling the journal she had doodled in as if that somehow made it more desirable to own..

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

If she actually does a 4 hour show, it would be interesting to know:
how many times she gets up off the couch
time spent in bathroom
what she'll eat
could she possibly be awake for 4 hours without eating?

I don't expect the queen of UTI's to get up to go to the bathroom. There will most definitely be "taste tests" though.

 

[peach tea]

"Yes I am tight on money"
"Sorry I know I said I'd be live tonight but I promise I will be tomorrow"
I'm not shocked by either of these things, but the fact that she can't realize (or doesn't want to?) that if she made more content she would make more money blows my mind.

She realizes, she’s just lazy. She didn’t become 600lbs and housebound because she’s a go getter. Her weight is just a symptom of her fucked up personality and lack of values/goals.

 

[dfranki723]

could she possibly be awake for 4 hours without eating?

I doubt it, this is the same fat twat who brags about her own version of ''fasting'' which consists of eating only once every eight hours as if that's an accomplishment.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I doubt it, this is the same fat twat who brags about her own version of ''fasting'' which consists of eating only once every eight hours as if that's an accomplishment.

Haha I was unaware of this gem from Nutritionlynn. It's common in Europe to have an early lunch at around 11:30/midday and a later dinner at about 8pm. Our gorl is just so very continental!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber "fell in love" with a wedding planner? Why not "kyoot" wedding planner? English!

 

[Hermoine Granger]

lmao no fucking way she makes it four hours. even when she was actually doing vlogs it would take multiple days for her to have 30 minutes worth of content. if becky is still around it'll just be them playing fucking hangman or mad libs for a few slow agonizing minutes, alr shrieking at jokes she doesnt understand, and them ignoring superchats in favor of answering comments and questions that have been asked OVER AND OVER the last few lives.

show laygs or snort a line on camera hamber, its the only way to compete with chinny who will no doubt be live at the same time

We need a betting pool. “Will amber make it or not?”
the only thing that could make me watch this stream is Drunklynn, a layyygg reveal, her coming clean, or a three way between her dusty and Dana

Funny how she’s selling her wedding planner even though she bought it around the same time as the engagement, and hasn’t touched it. This is getting ridiculous
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I feel like buying something so I can have a souvenir of the Hambeast

 

[Janai]

shes on insta doing q&a's again

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If she actually does a 4 hour show, it would be interesting to know:
how many times she gets up off the couch

ITYM mattress. And zero. There is no way she's going to show the world what it takes to get her 600+ pound ass off the mattress and to the bathroom.

time spent in bathroom

Zero. She'll hold her piss even if she knows dong this regularly can lead to UTIs.

what she'll eat

"Just a lil' snack!"

could she possibly be awake for 4 hours without eating?

Nope.