Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CeeusBeeus said:
Does anyone else think the "new wifey" arc is a work?
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It really makes me wonder. We've seen ALR bounce back from all of her relationships (there's a stereotype where lesbian relationships are the quickest to move in with eachother and she embodies this) but finding someone a WEEK after you've broken up with "the love of your life"? It seems too fabricated to me for some reason.
I can't help but wonder what her and Becky's relationship dynamic was actually like. Being in your 30s and having to wipe your partners butt, cook for her, pick up food for her, so on and so forth must have really taken a toll on Becky. She claims in the community post before the breakup announcement "the worst thing that could've happened to me happened" then in her (I think) latest livestream she says something like "we were basically room-mates for the past 2 years". 2 out of the 4 years of your relationship was spent being in a room-mate-esque relationship? I cannot imagine what Amberlynn was like off camera during the time Becky's mom passed away (this can go into a tangent about ALRs "empathy" but that's a whole other story).
It's probable that Francis (why isn't it Frances?) exists and is currently "talking" to Amberlynn, but honestly who could watch all the livestreams, the tik toks, the snarly "reaction" videos she's filmed and think to themselves "yeah I wanna be with that". That has nothing to do with weight either, even if she was a 180lbs dainty princess she'd still have her angry at the world shit personality.
Personally I think this girl is just leading her on (if she's got a brain between her ears) and give me my rainbows, maybe she'll come on the Farms some day to talk about her experience courting ALR.
 
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is Eric due to the tragic and immature taste level.
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Holy shit our g0rl is out in the sun.
When is the last time she's even gone outside?
Also a hulthy, but big side note:

it's great she's outside but you know she's still attaching herself to Becky if this is Eric or Ricky (probably Eric, Ricky looks like he would have fat ankles). Putting on my tinfoil hat, I think she would pull the whole " oh we're friends, friends hang out with each other" just so she isn't stuck at home by herself. Becky has checked out completely and with the job and smidge of superchat money she's got enough gas money to go out and chill with friends. Amber hates this fact and still clings to Becky also to make sure she's not with someone else. Amber is the biggest loudest cockblock I've ever seen and she would rather die than see or acknowledge or "let" Becky move on and have a life outside of herself. There is only amber.
 
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I think it's plausible for some retard to STILL want to be with ALR.
My way of understanding this strange phenomenon is that the people who would want to involve themselves with Amber are probably the same type of person she is, therefor they don't see her flaws for what they are because they themselves do the same shit.

It's the same with her regular supporters, you'll see the odd power level support comment that basically proves that anyone who supports/chases after ALR has some sort of common ground with her and they are either ignorant of it or in denial.
This works for Fatty too, she wants to align herself with people like Shane Dawson and Gabbie Hanna, why? Because to her the things they've done aren't that bad because she does the exact same shit, if not even worse. These people all have the same delusions, so they're drawn to eachother either in real life or online.

There will always be another fat fucking simpleton tramp ready to suck the sweat of Amber's back tits no matter what.
 
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Swan said:
It really makes me wonder. We've seen ALR bounce back from all of her relationships (there's a stereotype where lesbian relationships are the quickest to move in with eachother and she embodies this) but finding someone a WEEK after you've broken up with "the love of your life"? It seems too fabricated to me for some reason.
I can't help but wonder what her and Becky's relationship dynamic was actually like. Being in your 30s and having to wipe your partners butt, cook for her, pick up food for her, so on and so forth must have really taken a toll on Becky. She claims in the community post before the breakup announcement "the worst thing that could've happened to me happened"
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She lost her caregiver. Her supply of asspats and echo chamber. Of course it's the worst thing to ever happen to her. She doesn't love Becky she loves what Becky gives her. She said love of her life to keep up the facade of being over the teen sped. It's a coverup, nothing more.
Swan said:
then in her (I think) latest livestream she says something like "we were basically room-mates for the past 2 years". 2 out of the 4 years of your relationship was spent being in a room-mate-esque relationship?
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This is her being in the spotlight "realizing they aren't that good together and what things really were like." She loves realizing things, overcoming struggles, being in lovelovelove and spilling tea. Any compelling story she can tell is what she's into. It's all such a rush. Her life is so interesting and not interesting. Frankly the biggest "pick me" girl I've ever seen, and I went to a highschool where I met a girl who said she could talk to ghosts, loved horses and was a tomboy, had a "traumatic" childhood and would fake feint around her boyfriend constantly so he could catch her like some romance novel bullshit.
I know ambers fat, but she really does take the cake.
Swan said:
I cannot imagine what Amberlynn was like off camera during the time Becky's mom passed away (this can go into a tangent about ALRs "empathy" but that's a whole other story).
It's probable that Francis (why isn't it Frances?) exists and is currently "talking" to Amberlynn, but honestly who could watch all the livestreams, the tik toks, the snarly "reaction" videos she's filmed and think to themselves "yeah I wanna be with that". That has nothing to do with weight either, even if she was a 180lbs dainty princess she'd still have her angry at the world shit personality.
Personally I think this girl is just leading her on (if she's got a brain between her ears) and give me my rainbows, maybe she'll come on the Farms some day to talk about her experience courting ALR.
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I hope so. Good God wouldn't that be something. She invests emotionally in a security blanket just to get it pulled away.
 
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is Eric due to the tragic and immature taste level.
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Why are you guys being so mean? I bet whoevers feet those are is just a couple more attempts away from landing their first kick flip while Twenty One Pilots is playing off their friends (their only friends, no one else in middle school really seems to hang out with them but it's PROBABLY because they're more mature than everyone else) bluetooth speaker. Also, they totally stuck it to their parents with those laces.
 
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Hammy following Chinny’s lead with the sudden Weeknd reference.
 
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Swan said:
It really makes me wonder. We've seen ALR bounce back from all of her relationships (there's a stereotype where lesbian relationships are the quickest to move in with eachother and she embodies this) but finding someone a WEEK after you've broken up with "the love of your life"? It seems too fabricated to me for some reason.
I can't help but wonder what her and Becky's relationship dynamic was actually like. Being in your 30s and having to wipe your partners butt, cook for her, pick up food for her, so on and so forth must have really taken a toll on Becky. She claims in the community post before the breakup announcement "the worst thing that could've happened to me happened" then in her (I think) latest livestream she says something like "we were basically room-mates for the past 2 years". 2 out of the 4 years of your relationship was spent being in a room-mate-esque relationship? I cannot imagine what Amberlynn was like off camera during the time Becky's mom passed away (this can go into a tangent about ALRs "empathy" but that's a whole other story).
It's probable that Francis (why isn't it Frances?) exists and is currently "talking" to Amberlynn, but honestly who could watch all the livestreams, the tik toks, the snarly "reaction" videos she's filmed and think to themselves "yeah I wanna be with that". That has nothing to do with weight either, even if she was a 180lbs dainty princess she'd still have her angry at the world shit personality.
Personally I think this girl is just leading her on (if she's got a brain between her ears) and give me my rainbows, maybe she'll come on the Farms some day to talk about her experience courting ALR.
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man, that thought didnt even cross my mind... could we be looking at a catfish? mind blown.
 
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FatalTater said:
I wonder if Becky asked someone to pretend to be into Amber as a distraction so Becky can get away with less trouble.
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Maybe, but as many of us have said, just because Amber is a grossly obese, obnoxious, pathologically lying narcissist, doesn't mean she can't find people interested in her. They may be interested in her for their own selfish reasons, like getting at her money, or perhaps they're starting a youtube channel and want the boost that attaching themselves to an already well known youtuber will bring, but of course they're not going to tell Amber that that. They'll flirt and tell her that she's beautiful and sexy and whatever else they think she wants to hear. Also, there are enough ambabies out there that there's almost surely a few lezzie-ambabies that really do find her attractive.

And Amber is so desperate to not be alone and to make Becky jealous that she's going to be receptive to almost any woman who shows her affection and attention.
 
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Babygorlwhisperer said:
i know that picture on the wall ,this is the fag shanty in monticello. so she did visit Eric and Ricky.

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what is that in the backseat? looks strage, like a walker maybe?
and is this the amber and Becky car? i dont remember leather seats.
or did eric pick her up?

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So Amber marked the anniversary of Norma's death by posting gawd awful doctored pics of her self in social media
 
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It can either go both ways. For those of us who have been paying attention (for God knows what reason) we know that she's either trying to play us to find another girlfriend which she's surprisingly good at or she's playing us for views. I'm drunk because I have to be to sit through this nonsense but my personal opinion is the latter because she knows we're at this point looking for Becky who we actually like. She knows the Youtube game, she's obtuse but she's not dumb and that's why she's baiting this wifey thing when she just broke up with Becky when she was just saying less than a month ago that she'd never have new girlfriend. Can you please PLEASE get over Destiny much?​
 
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