Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Spread out that thinning hair girl. Queen of catfishing. She’s so proud she got hosed down today
Yanno, **if** I dinnit know the reality of the Hamberverse and was just cruising for fat chicks, not a bad totally filtered representation.

CATFISHING, DAMN THE TORPEDOS, FULL LARD ASS AHOY!

The state of delusion she lives in is impenetrable. I've never seen anything like it.
Agreed. According to her, she's the fucking hottest vagina since Eve to grace God's green earth.

There is no measurement for the amount of delusion this bitch has about herself.

Slappy loves the amusement factor.
 
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There is an old clip floating around of a younger, less porcine Amber admitting she spent all her school years in special ed. She is not stupid, though, she asserts, and informs us that literally everyone who reads her writing is "floored." It is indeed quite flooring.
Some of the dumbest people tend to think they're the smartest. It can be either annoying or hilarious, depending on how arrogant they are about it. Amber is extremely arrogant about it, and it just tickles me fucking pink when she calls her haters dumb then— in the next struggling breath, flounders on answering simple questions. She's brought me to tears from laughing more than once. Feelings of euphoric bemusement mixed with the devastating realization that she has the right to vote.

As for her writing, I'd love to read some of the peices she considers to be her best. Do you think she knows the difference between an adjective and an adverb? Or what a clause is? She says she writes poetry, do you think she knows the difference between a limerick and a haiku?

TL;DR

Amberlynn isn't as smart as she thought
Her attempts to disprove this are for naught
She is a self-proclaimed writer
Who thinks her poems are fire
Now was Lincoln a president or not?
 
I waded through some of her wattpad stuff last winter. I was floored alright - it all came across as bad grade school creative writing. Run on sentences, verb tense switches in the middle of painfully awkward phrases & stereotypical, florid word choices. They read more like the fantastical mental ramblings of a tween just exploring the idea of relationships.

Writers at the start of the writing efforts are urged by good teachers to "write what they know" but I suspect even if Amber did that, stuck to writing about a meal somewhere, the same writing sins would be repeated.
 
for me the fucking WORST form of obesity is when they get so fucking fat that their arms start to fold over and envelop their elbows like a foreskin over a dick

You mean like…

…Amber?

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Theory/ The Actual Damn Truth

There has never been a "romantic" relationship between these two ogres. It was transactional from the beginning. Amber needed wheels and a place to live; Thumby liked money, not working, and free shit. So they made a deal. *Everything* was lies so The FatAl and Friends Show cash grab could continue.

Four years later this shit-com that should have been cancelled years ago hits a snag. Either Thumb can't take it anymore and wants to break her "contract" or by some miracle Al actually does meet someone ( jury's still out on wifey). The engagement was just for ratings anyway. They stage a "break up", and there you have it. Get ready for the next season of the most boring show ever.

Tl : Dr It's all bullshit and always has been.
 
You mean like…

…Amber?

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I have a "digital wellbeing" setting on my phone where everything goes greyscale after 11 PM to help me wind down for the night.

The mass of white flesh in this picture, when viewed in greyscale, made it look like it was an old school photo that had been burned. I didn't look like a human arm. I was like "what am I supposed to be looking at?" And then I realized. (:_(
 
You mean like…

…Amber?

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Geez-us, that is so horrifying.

Theory/ The Actual Damn Truth

There has never been a "romantic" relationship between these two ogres. It was transactional from the beginning. Amber needed wheels and a place to live; Thumby liked money, not working, and free shit. So they made a deal. *Everything* was lies so The FatAl and Friends Show cash grab could continue.

Recall that Becky said Big Al kept pushing the relationship when they starting talking and finally met. So I can see the rather dry "relationship" being just like a legal contract they signed onto.

Four years later this shit-com that should have been cancelled years ago hits a snag. Either Thumb can't take it anymore and wants to break her "contract" or by some miracle Al actually does meet someone ( jury's still out on wifey). The engagement was just for ratings anyway. They stage a "break up", and there you have it. Get ready for the next season of the most boring show ever.

Tl : Dr It's all bullshit and always has been.

I think the breakup is real, and maybe Becky did feel badly - about themoney drying up, LOL.

Yesterday , for the hell of it, I popped over to socialblade to have a look at Big Al's stats and oh my god how their estimates on her shit have fallen. I know none of those types of places are 100% accurate but we know she's pulling fewer views, so perhaps she is hemorrhaging cash on the YT front.
 
I'm actually appalled by ALR's remarks about Necky, and now that she's on stream with her, she back-peddled everything and said basically the entire relationship was transactional.

Good on Necky, she broke up with her and lost 600lbs. My bad, apparently Cowberlynn lost 20 something pounds in her hexagon shaped face.
 
Geez-us, that is so horrifying.

What’s even crazier is, that picture is from the Shanty. So it’s, at a bare minimum, over a year old. Can’t remember which vlogmas this was and don’t care lol. She’s still fat.

We all know she’s hit her highest weight ever since moving to Lexington. So that means… she’s bigger than the infamous birthday party pic or the one where she’s sitting on the couch with T. rex arms. She’s just been very careful not to show her body lately. I looked for awhile but that’s honestly one of the more recent pictures I could find with her arms other than her putting her hair up.

Now, all that being said, imagine what worse than the birthday party pic really looks like. Because the first time I saw these screenshots, I was floored. But seeing them again just now to attach them to this post it really doesn’t look that crazy anymore. That’s how badly she’s managed to distort my image of the human body. She has given me dysmorphia for other people’s bodies.


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There is no measurement for the amount of delusion this bitch has about herself.
When someone is this far gone, it's easier to keep drinking the kool-aid than to actually face reality. There's probably a quiet voice in the back of her head that asks, from time to time, how she found herself in this position and whether or not she was responsible. Or she'd see people losing weight and wonder if she could do it too. But it'd be quickly drowned out by the lies she rehearsed to say over and over again - "I'm not them"/"Those are fake results"/"I like this lifestyle better"/"Why try when you are already ___" - convinced that what she's doing now is fine.

It's not, and there is something very wrong with her life - but to admit that takes courage, vulnerability, and support - something that she doesn't have.
 
for me the fucking WORST form of obesity is when they get so fucking fat that their arms start to fold over and envelop their elbows like a foreskin over a dick
What always perplexes me with the death fats is they always look like they're leaning forward or something. It's like their bodies decide to store fat in unfortunate places after a certain point.
 
There is an old clip floating around of a younger, less porcine Amber admitting she spent all her school years in special ed. She is not stupid, though, she asserts, and informs us that literally everyone who reads her writing is "floored." It is indeed quite flooring.
Yeah. Floored. She grew up in sped class, every adult in her life has acted in the same fake way when a kid shows the a shit drawing or the dreaded macaroni art. Every adult hyping up ambers self confidence helped her maintain the idea she has noe that she's more than just a black hole with an Uber eats pass.
 
Yeah. Floored. She grew up in sped class, every adult in her life has acted in the same fake way when a kid shows the a shit drawing or the dreaded macaroni art. Every adult hyping up ambers self confidence helped her maintain the idea she has noe that she's more than just a black hole with an Uber eats pass.
Those live streams and vlogs have shown us not only her lack of basic knowledge that most people learn in school, such as Lincoln being a president or countries have flags, but also her lack of interest in learning. Having her quipping about going to college is bizarre, to say the least. Being in special education classes meant that anything she did, besides eating and breathing, probably brought praise for any of her accomplishments such as dancing and writing poetry.
 
What’s even crazier is, that picture is from the Shanty. So it’s, at a bare minimum, over a year old. Can’t remember which vlogmas this was and don’t care lol. She’s still fat.

We all know she’s hit her highest weight ever since moving to Lexington. So that means… she’s bigger than the infamous birthday party pic or the one where she’s sitting on the couch with T. rex arms. She’s just been very careful not to show her body lately. I looked for awhile but that’s honestly one of the more recent pictures I could find with her arms other than her putting her hair up.

Now, all that being said, imagine what worse than the birthday party pic really looks like. Because the first time I saw these screenshots, I was floored. But seeing them again just now to attach them to this post it really doesn’t look that crazy anymore. That’s how badly she’s managed to distort my image of the human body. She has given me dysmorphia for other people’s bodies.


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She's saying in her latest live stream that she's losing weight but I just don't believe anything she says anymore. I wonder if another reason why she prefers the streams over vlogs is because it's easier not to show her full body.

When someone is this far gone, it's easier to keep drinking the kool-aid than to actually face reality. There's probably a quiet voice in the back of her head that asks, from time to time, how she found herself in this position and whether or not she was responsible. Or she'd see people losing weight and wonder if she could do it too. But it'd be quickly drowned out by the lies she rehearsed to say over and over again - "I'm not them"/"Those are fake results"/"I like this lifestyle better"/"Why try when you are already ___" - convinced that what she's doing now is fine.

It's not, and there is something very wrong with her life - but to admit that takes courage, vulnerability, and support - something that she doesn't have.
That's why she so adamantly denies therapy. I feel like ALR knows it requires reflection and taking some responsibility- something she is incapable of at this point.
 
Amber the Empath: The lardass who films and takes pictures when going to funerals/wakes and was disappointed she couldnt have a "friendsgiving" cause Destinys Uncle had to go and die that week.
Or lying about Dustys Moms health and then when she actually died Amber didnt even show to the wake and made normas death al about her cancer and ignoring a drugged out necky.
Or, when Dusty was having chest pain's and was getting ready to go to the ER Amber made sure Dusty was the one to wrangle the animals and close up the house and drive herself to the ER while Amber vlogged.
Or when Dusty have period cramps from a cyst bursting on her ovary Amber droned on and on about her new purse.
Or when Dusty threw Hamber and surprise b-day party then getting a stomach bug the following night Amber left her alone upstairs while she played with coloring books and eye fucked herself and finger fucked her new prezzies.

I can go on and on and on.

Such an Empath, gorl.


Quick, someone make a mocking "Hamber the Empath" compilation of all this. Because it's one thing to watch it all as it happened. It's a laugh to see it all together.
 
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