Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I think Fatty is right, maybe the fatphobia is real because every single time I see her turn to the side I feel deeply repulsed by the way the fat hangs around her neck area. There's something about how smooth and all encompassing it is that doesn't sit well with me.

The worst instance of this saggy, smooth neck is in the vlog in her hotel room, the infamous ''I'm like literally starveeeeeeen sooooo''.

I can handle the arms, the cankles, the shelf but there's something about her chin/neck that turns my stomach.
 
I think meth will be more on brand, for Amber and especially for her mother.

That or heroin - Big Al's "I reskood my baaabuh brother!" tale claims the parents were strung out on heroin and wouldn't wake up from their stupor on the couch to save him.

Ew, I just got a pitcher in my head of Big Al as heroin chic and the sheer amount of extra flesh she'd have if she went that route.
 
Not Amber related, but definitely foreshadowing her future:

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Not Amber related, but definitely foreshadowing her future:

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Did she ever get the surgery and lose weight before this happened? I keep thinking she was one of the ones that dicked around and didn't, but I'd like to be wrong.
 
Did she ever get the surgery and lose weight before this happened? I keep thinking she was one of the ones that dicked around and didn't, but I'd like to be wrong.
It would seem so:

"How much weight has Gina krasley lost?


In January 2021, the former reality star appeared to be back online, proudly sharing on Instagram that she'd gone from 610 lbs. to 449 lbs. in just two years. By April, Krasley on Instagram to have dropped down to "the 300s." As Starcasm advises, at 379 pounds, she boasted an incredible loss of 228 pounds and counting.Jun 23, 2021"
 
Not Amber related, but definitely foreshadowing her future:

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She was a bitch to her wife and family. They had to force her to shower from time to time, as she wouldn't do it on her own. Dr Now gave her goals she didn't reach, then she finally got her ass in gear, and was approved. On the day of the surgery, she was in a gown, cap on, on the gurney, and a weighin showed she's gained again, so Dr Now cancelled the surgery. I had read somewhere that Beth (her wife) finally left, tired of her and her family (her family blamed Beth for their lardass daughter's weight problem), but apparently she returned, as the obit lists her in the survived by column. Wonder if Gina's family will kick Beth to the curb now.

Edited to add: she also sued the production company for improper care and making it seem like she was eating more than she was. Duh,it's a fucking scripted reality show. You signed your image away.
 
That or heroin - Big Al's "I reskood my baaabuh brother!" tale claims the parents were strung out on heroin and wouldn't wake up from their stupor on the couch to save him.

Ew, I just got a pitcher in my head of Big Al as heroin chic and the sheer amount of extra flesh she'd have if she went that route.
She'd die long before then if she started using smack. Her sleep apnea would do her in on while on the nod.
 
Ohhh, this is a bit of a cow crossover and very interesting. I believe this is the Gina Amy Ramadan claimed to be very good friends with and speaks to "every day." Amy claims that poor wee Gina was the victim of vicious trolls who took her YouTube channel away and that TLC ruined Gina's life. Lol.

eta: Yes, indeed. From this recap.

-Close friends with M600PL Gina

-THEY DESTROYED HER REPUTATION!!!!!

-She is NOTHEENG like they put her on to be

-NOTH.EENG

-Sad

-Will ask Gina for the Dr Now diet

-TALKS TO GINA EVERYDAY!!!!

-Will emell you Dr Now's diet

-THE SHOW DESTROYED GINA AND NOW SHE IS DEPRESSED!!!!!

-Lost 100 pounds on her own

-Lost 200 pounds on.her.own.

-NO SURGERY!!!!

-GINA OWNS IT!!!!

-AMAZEENG!!!!

-Inspiration

-Gina WAS 700 pounds

-SHE NOW WEIGHS LESS THAN AMY!!!!

*gets the calculator
 
Legit LOL here at my place. Acting like she gives a shit about Becky or that Becky has ever come first, in the entirety of their time together is just hilarious. Also, WTF could Becky possibly be going through? Asked how therapy went? Tired of your crocodile tears about your mentals and trauma and other assorted bullshit and told you off, told you she won't be doing the live tonight with you?

I really do think that it's likely Becky said she didn't want to be in the live tonight, and Big Al knows she's boring as hell in lives when she's alone. We also know Big Al isn't above just making shit up.
I think that's exactly what happened. During the recent lives that Becky wasn't on, Amber really struggled to think of anything to do or say. She realizes she cant carry the livestreams on her own. It's not like Becky adds any kind of brilliant or even halfway decent content, but she helps stretch out the time and get through an hour or two by taking a few turns at reading super chats, playing mad libs, hangman, and whatever other dumb games they have on hand, and every so often mumbling a couple of sentences for Amber to obnoxiously giggle-shriek at and yell that she's..."leaving this planet!".

Becky probably didn't feel like doing the stream yesterday so she refused. Amber couldn't post that she didn't want to do the live stream by herself, so she invented a BS story about Becky going through something, so that not only would she she not have to apologize for failing to fulfill her obligations ,she could be Cuntlynn and act like anyone who dared complain was just a hayder or troll who didn't deserve to get a livestream from her. Nevermind the fact that they paid money and that live streams aren't actually some favor that Queen Hamber kindly bestows upon her adoring fans.
 
There were so many similarities in that episode with Big Al and Becky, in terms of their toxic dynamic and co-dependency.

They even look similar:
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Gina didn’t work, she received money from disability, and her wife Beth worked full-time.

There was this one scene where Gina flipped out because Beth offered to cook dinner at home, but Gina wanted takeout instead.

She also threw a tantrum at her younger sister’s wedding because of “muh anxiety” and retreated to the car. She called her sister from there and made her maid of honour speech through FaceTime.

Doesn’t this sound similar to another 600lb 30 year old toddler we know?
 
She was a bitch to her wife and family. They had to force her to shower from time to time, as she wouldn't do it on her own. Dr Now gave her goals she didn't reach, then she finally got her ass in gear, and was approved. On the day of the surgery, she was in a gown, cap on, on the gurney, and a weighin showed she's gained again, so Dr Now cancelled the surgery. I had read somewhere that Beth (her wife) finally left, tired of her and her family (her family blamed Beth for their lardass daughter's weight problem), but apparently she returned, as the obit lists her in the survived by column. Wonder if Gina's family will kick Beth to the curb now.

Edited to add: she also sued the production company for improper care and making it seem like she was eating more than she was. Duh,it's a fucking scripted reality show. You signed your image away.
Another awful, selfish person who died at their own hand. She was unbearable on her episode, and when your heard she sued afterwards, it wasn't one bit surprising. Amber, Jen, Tammy, Chantal & so many of the others are all playing russian roulette with their lives. And people like Tess Holliday should be laughed off the internet for her 'fat acceptance' bullshit. Your internal organs can only withstand so much abuse.
 
Your internal organs can only withstand so much abuse.
Visceral fat is pretty dangerous. It secretes specific protiens that cause insulin resistence. This is going to make losing weight even more difficult, but not impossible.

Visceral fat can also raise blood pressure quickly. It also increases your risk of developing:

Stroke
Heart disease
Cancer (Colorectal and/or breast)


It also increases the risk of liver inflammation and cirrhosis. How do you get rid of visceral fat? Exercise, diet and maintaining a moderately healthy weight. Fat Amber isn't going to live much longer and i'm amazed she has lived this long. She has had youth on her side for a while but shit is going to start going downhill very quickly.
 
Imagine the fun #Amberlynn would be having if she had moved to California, what with the air quality being shit due to wildfires. Hell, if she was in the path of a fire could she evacuate or would it take heavy-duty emergency equipment?

Did y'all know people still use livejournal? I was shocked.


 
Hi guys, new to KF here. This whole Wifey saga is really exasperating something that I have thought of for a while and i need somewhere I can rant where future employers would find it lol.

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian. Being a Lesbian myself I can say that about 10%-15% of lesbians only say that they're lesbians because they're too fat and ugly for any guy to have them, they just take advantage of the fact that most women can overlook that in a relationship. Seriously, shes says shes not attracted to anyone feminine, all her "gfs" look like 12 year old boys, she has literally stated that she never had sex with Krystle. I know that she claims that she likes to "give back" to her partners, but Hamberlynn gets out of breath talking.

I guarantee that if she ever lost the weight she'd hop on dick so fast you'd think that Wal-Mart is having a sale on journals.
Let me point you here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-member-or-thinking-of-joining-directory.56082/

Don't let the dumb ratings hurt your feelings. Get it together and try again
 
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