Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Yellow Monday]

It would be really funny is people revised her writing and she got wind of it. I wonder what she would do.

Have a narcissistic orgasm?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The last time the Beckster spilled tea on an ex it was nasty panties so here's the question. Do we know if Amber even wears panties?

I would bet even now that she isn't leaving a slug-like trail of blood in her path that she doesn't wear underwear. I imagine the effort of pulling on even as something as simple as underwear is exhausting to her and her TRex arms.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

I would bet even now that she isn't leaving a slug-like trail of blood in her path that she doesn't wear underwear. I imagine the effort of pulling on even as something as simple as underwear is exhausting to her and her TRex arms.

I know they come big, but her even being able to fit into sized clothing now is kind of a stretch. Last torrid thing she did, a 6x looked small on her and I think she has only been packing on the weight since then.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Have a narcissistic orgasm?

Yeah, you might be right there....
I need to stop underestimating her ability to pat her own shelf ass, even if the feat seems physically impossible. After all, when there's a will, there's a Comfort Wipe™

edit: typo/ grammar

 

[numberonegirl]

This is off-topic (and kinda pointless) but what is it with Amberlynn going to these Christmas light drive-ins?

From this Destiny-era video

From last vlogmas

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This is off-topic (and kinda pointless) but what is it with Amberlynn going to these Christmas light drive-ins?
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From this Destiny-era video
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From last vlogmas

Chantal went to one too. Must be a fat people thing.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Also, somewhat related but I hate Amber’s tiny little dolphin teeth. Why do they look like that? They’re like little kernels of tiny corn and it looks like she has too many teeth. Is it just that they’re small in comparison to her enormous head or are they actually just weirdly tiny tic tac teeth? Am I the only one who cringes when she makes that face in the non edited pic? I don’t know why, but it’s so…. Obnoxious to me.

I keep seeing jokes that it's the constant eating but it probably is. People who grind their teeth end up with chiclets and they don't do it constantly like Amber eats. Most only do it for a few hours at night. People grind with much more force than they chew, but we've seen Amber eat. Biting spoons and shit. If she wasn't doomed to drop dead by middle age at the latest, then she would end up in dainty dentures.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Amber's face has negative Feng Shui. Her brow collapses down, while her jaw rolls upward. They might eventually meet in the middle and pinch her nose.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Wipey is none of our business so she has now let us know through Instagram that she is "Taken"

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Wipey is none of our business so she has now let us know through Instagram that she is "Taken"

'Empath' pffft (!!!!)

Someone told her she was 'pathetic' and when she Googled what it meant she mis-spelled it and ended up thinking it was a compliment

 

[dontcallanyone]

When you're right, you're right.

I'm honestly impressed with some of the stuff she comes up with. Some of the most bizarre impossible to imagine imagery.

I kind of want her to finish her lesbian cruise ship fanfic. In the story, the girl goes on a lesbian hook up cruise with her mom. So maybe part 2 will have a Chris Chan type moment.

The lesbian cruise where every girl on the cruise was asked if they liked women, truly one of our Gorls best works.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

The lesbian cruise where every girl on the cruise was asked if they liked women, truly one of our Gorls best works.

I never understood why she didnt go straight to the fuck fest - I do not think she has the knack of erotica

 

[ZingingCutie43]

I never understood why she didnt go straight to the fuck fest - I do not think she has the knack of erotica

She went straight to the buffet instead, no joke.

 

[GreenMeatball]

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Wipey is none of our business so she has now let us know through Instagram that she is "Taken"

the honey pot. gross

 

[D_Tractor]

Also, somewhat related but I hate Amber’s tiny little dolphin teeth. Why do they look like that? They’re like little kernels of tiny corn and it looks like she has too many teeth. Is it just that they’re small in comparison to her enormous head or are they actually just weirdly tiny tic tac teeth? Am I the only one who cringes when she makes that face in the non edited pic? I don’t know why, but it’s so…. Obnoxious to me.

She also has canine teeth shaped like molars.

 

[A Beached Whale]

The lesbian cruise where every girl on the cruise was asked if they liked women, truly one of our Gorls best works.

I've started looking into her Wattpad stories and it has been a JOY. Badfic is one of my favorite things, and for it to be in her awful style...

 

[brooky]

I've started looking into her Wattpad stories and it has been a JOY. Badfic is one of my favorite things, and for it to be in her awful style...

Where are they? I've looked but all I could find was fanfic about ALR.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Where are they? I've looked but all I could find was fanfic about ALR.

This it?
Link to post not working for me, so I pasted post text below, too.

Post in thread 'Amberlynn Reid General Discussion' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid-general-discussion.23570/post-2633686

I believe this is the fan fiction, it's the account that Amber claims is Becky's "friend Beth". I never read it before, but the first part is called "Diamond Applause & Bright Pink Dildos", I thought it was "Diamond Applesauce" "Beth" follows Becky, and is followed by Becky (Thanielle) and the other user I discuss

https://www.wattpad.com/474017887-meeting-kate-barn-bliss-black-marijuana-high
https://www.wattpad.com/user/ohanotherlesbian


I know its been discussed/revealed that Becky has a WattPad also, but here it is again just because

https://www.wattpad.com/user/ThanielleCollins

This person follows "Beth" and Becky, is only followed by Becky, uses "moist centers" to describe a vagina more than once, and gets confused with the different uses of they're, there, and their

https://www.wattpad.com/459641132-you-intense-encounter

 

[brooky]

This it?
Link to post not working for me, so I pasted post text below, too.

Post in thread 'Amberlynn Reid General Discussion' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid-general-discussion.23570/post-2633686

Those first two links are deleted now, but apparently her wattpadd is helloodaarling and I think this is the cruise ship story people have been talking about.

 

[Janai]

the instagram that was specualated to be wifey has changed back her profile pic and bio