Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Azshara said:
PL and rate me whatever you want idgaf. My family dog growing up was fat like Twinkie. Chihuahua mix. Almost looked exactly the same. She lived to be 14 and died from fucking cancer in her mouth. If you ask me that’s a pretty long life for a dog.

Twinkie is fine. I bet half of you dumbasses screeching about it have fat pets, or are fat yourselves. Twinkie can walk, run and seems energetic enough. YES she should absolutely lose some weight but holy shit she isn’t being abused.
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The average lifespan of Chihuahuas is 15-20 years.
 
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Insulin reid said:
Everything is in Becky's name apparently so its fine. Amber can screech all she wants from the fantasy island of a couch she lives on but she's not going to actually do anything other than bitch until Becky leaves and just stops talking to her.
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Even though I'm not a fan of Becky, I would give her major ups if she just came back, got the rest of her shit into that shitty car, and drove away. All without saying a single fucking word to Big Al.
 
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Wipey made it and showed off some nice long skinny black fingers. Easier to reach in the folds with than short fat stubby necky fingers I guess.

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Xenomorph said:
Fucking idiot filter looks like shit.

I hope she goes full Chola though, break out the big bamboo earringz, dark af lip liner with light color lipstick in the middle and the sharpie marker gorl let's get ghetto.
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You scare me. You really, really scare me.

Azshara said:
Yeah, I’m done being autistic. Sorry gorls.
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Kids, kids, kids.... don't be over analyzing the rantings of a Fat Woman. If you DO, then you're one of them, not one of us.

Where's the current wifey live train wreck? Oh, still at the station.

Carry on.

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For real though, how long is anyone going to stay with Amber after a day where she has aygs for breakfast despite her "allergies" then follows it up with an entire pot of her homemade vegetable soup?
Anyone with a drop of sanity will run far and fast before the paint has a chance to start peeling.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
That sucks.



There are some people who get puffy during treatment. One person I helped out when they had cancer (head/neck) bloated in the neck and face, as one might expect from radiation and chemo, but overall lost weight due to nutritional issues. As we all know from watching Big Al, the human body can do some weird fucking things.
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Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
 
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walkabout123 said:
Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
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Some are. Many are not, like the one I mentioned. That person was only seeing the effects of the combined chemo and radiation.

And to swing this back around on topic: I don't think Big Al currently has cancer rampaging through her body like frat boys through keggers, since she doesn't really bitch/crow about things we'd associate with it (fast, unexplained weight loss, being tired all the time, and so on). But she could have one of those cancers that are rather silent, spreading through that massive ocean of a body until they're found too late. Who knows? Not Big Al, sine she won't lose weight to fit in the bores of the scanners.

Whatever the case with her cancer status, she clearly got over the "wifey helped me lose x pounds, y'all!: phase of the relationship pretty quickly. Seemed to me last night she was over all of the phases of the so-called relationship, really.
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
How many different colored rings around her neck is she now sporting?
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i count 4 including the red chest area.
walkabout123 said:
Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
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that maybe so, but Ambers moon face is much older than her cancer diagnose. same for the weight gain, she dont need steroids to get fatter, eating is the only thing in her life she puts more effort in than her make up.

also.... am i the only one those fingers remind of Naders crocked crack hands?
 
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