Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[2seatsonaplanegorl]

"EAT WITH ME" - this is an interesting facet of the mukbang "subculture". Eating while watching a video isn't exactly a foreign concept, but eating "with" someone on a video is quite strange. I guess it's supposed to alleviate feelings of loneliness if you eat alone at home? It feels like the uncanny valley effect.

If ALR or other mukbangers had anything remotely interesting to talk about, it wouldn't come off as so weird, especially since ALR is "piledriving sugar into her chasm" (thanks @2seatsonaplanegorl ).

haha yer welcome.sorry am british so dunno which country this site comes rom.so I used northern slang Yorkshire lol

 

[haygurlhay]

I remember AL said she was "trolling" people with that cereal video. BULL FUCKING SHIT, AL. You were only trolling yourself by making a fool of yourself and showing us all what you eat on a regular basis.
In other news, she re-tweeted some stupid thing earlier about how it's soooo hard when your significant other is also your best friend and you lose both them and a best friend when they break up with you. Becky, my dear butch lesbian, are you going to stand for Big AL telling the world she's still emo over her sped ex dumping her?

 

[Cocco]

her random thumbnails were the funniest part of her old videos, now everything is boring

 

[HerpDerp]

Jesus Christ is that a deep casserole dish? I'm sure she uses that as her regular cereal bowl and bought her the cereal the day before. That is disgusting, the way her chin dimples and her greedy nasty smacking ugh. I'm nauseous now.

I hate how she disclaims every single one of these, "I don't normally eat this much... I don't usually use the buns... I normally use an actual bowl..." who the fuck does she think she's fooling?

I HATE the way she chews.

 

[citytrucks]

Oh my god.

I don't think the full video has been posted here yet, especially since it was made before the thread started. I usually don't go out of my way to watch old Amberlynn videos, but the description got me curious. If you're a relatively new follower looking to see your way through the current dry spell, this is worth the watch.

Oh god, at the end just the way she kept shoving mouthful after mouthful in just made me sick. Was she just swallowing the cereal whole at that point?

 

[Cocco]

I HATE the way she chews.

Me too, I need to look away when she chews

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I never count more than 12 chews, and most of the time it's only four or so. She's not even tasting or enjoying her food, and she is prepping her next bite while she's still chewing the previous one. Her compulsion to consume mass quantities is obvious. If the food is so good why not savor it and save some for later? Cuz she's got mental probs.

And she says she hasn't eatun all day, so I suppose for her the day starts at midnight because she filmed this at 3 am. Breakfast before bed.

 

[ericCartman]

Okay, since there's ZERO entertainment coming in from Big AL,

Here's an old gem:

Spoiler

"Think about it; back in the day nobody wore seat belts!"
+ the infamous "too drunk to be carried up the stairs at +500lbs"!

 

[Xenomorph]

Me too, I need to look away when she chews

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She chews like she has no teeth, like a Grandma.

 

[ericCartman]

In this endless stream of Snapchat garbage, I swear she talks like she just finished binge watching Trisha Paytas, and she's involuntarily (maybe) trying to be just like her (annoying lip smacking and all)!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Okay, since there's ZERO entertainment coming in from Big AL,

Here's an old gem:

Spoiler

"Think about it; back in the day nobody wore seat belts!"
+ the infamous "too drunk to be carried up the stairs at +500lbs"!

At 7:30 she pans down and we see her feet, her legs are forced so far apart by her girth that both feet don't even fit into the frame.

 

[haygurlhay]

I wanted to have a fun game of guess whose back fat but then realized this must be Rafe and her adoring wife. Pretty bad when out of your lesbian enterouge of BBWs, you're still the fattest one.

 

[C3PBRO]

View attachment 230902 I wanted to have a fun game of guess whose back fat but then realized this must be Rafe and her adoring wife. Pretty bad when out of your lesbian enterouge of BBWs, you're still the fattest one.

Why even snap this? To prove to haters you do actually sometimes go outside?

 

[ericCartman]

At 7:30 she pans down and we see her feet, her legs are forced so far apart by her girth that both feet don't even fit into the frame.

And when she's showing off her one-minute Walmart favorite necklace, it's easy to see that she's almost laying on her back in that seat, just to fit in the damn car. Good times!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This vlog makes me sick. AL is babysitting, with Destiny of course, because she needed a ride there. I guess this is her job as a babysitter that she mentioned on her ASK.FM back in the day. She says the mom asked her not to vlog her child, yet she proceeds to vlog these people's entire house, their pets, pets names, daughter's name, mentions that we can see the daughter in a past vlog, and shows everything but the child's face while attempting to play with one of the girl's toys. It's so funny, AL can't get the toy to work and Destiny has the little girl show her how to do it. So Destiny is really more of the babysitter, while AL just sits there and exposes these people's lives. It's no wonder the job wasn't "consistent" as she complained. I'd have never had her back, and demanded the videos be taken down.

 

[Bunny]

Why even snap this? To prove to haters you do actually sometimes go outside?

Channeling her inner ForeverKailyn imo

 

[vodka]

In this endless stream of Snapchat garbage, I swear she talks like she just finished binge watching Trisha Paytas, and she's involuntarily (maybe) trying to be just like her (annoying lip smacking and all)!

I hate her fake self-aware bs. She says "I need to lose weight and I know how to but my mind just won't let me!", Amberlynn, gorl, you know that's not true. You have control over your actions, you can choose to put the fork down but you won't. You pretend you're so self-aware because you do things like watch My 600 lb Life but if you really were self-aware, you'd make an actual effort to improve.

Then she says "It's just really hard for me to be motivated to lose weight", like you're nearing 500 lbs if you aren't there already, what more motivation could you possibly need than seeing that absurd number on the scale? Do you need your darkened foot to fall off from the diabetes you no doubt have? The bones in your legs to snap like twigs when you do your ~quirky~ "dancing"? Not being able to fit in a car or have sex - oh wait, you're already there.

That's pure laziness, not lack of motivation or powerlessness.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Why even snap this? To prove to haters you do actually sometimes go outside?

OMG, the next snap she's in a 420 accessory store. Is she getting back on the ganja? We can only hope.

 

[Barbarella]

I can't even with the cereal video. It's like she turned into a food zombie. Her eyes went blank and she kept shoveling it in mechanically, blank eyes looking at the camera but not seeing. She only snapped out of her food reverie for a second when she realized she spilled milk on herself and had to wipe it off (with her hands, no napkin) and then went right back to zombie eating again. That cat was seriously lucky it didn't end up on that spoon because she was either going to eat it or throw it across the room for trying to steal HER FOOD. I think if there was twice as much in that bowl, she'd have kept eating. If there was three times as much, she'd have kept on. Nothing was stopping her until the bowl was empty.

Ugh. Puke. That, my friends, is the real Amber.

 

[JuliusSeizure]

View attachment 230902 I wanted to have a fun game of guess whose back fat but then realized this must be Rafe and her adoring wife. Pretty bad when out of your lesbian enterouge of BBWs, you're still the fattest one.

A morbid silence for all that car has to endure.