Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SuBunny]

More "Oh mah Gah" and her constant need to assign a gender to everyday items, "Oh gorl she so statickeeeee". "She" is a 6XL and "she" still doesn't fit.

Fat Amber looks even bigger and at this point she should just throw in the towel and show us her laygs. Fun fact, here's what her legs probably look like and what they WOULD look like should she ever lose weight. Meat trousers.

Spoiler: Horrifying

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My God!!! How!?? I want to feel sorry for her BUT she’s such a cunt and did this to herself and is a cunt.

 

[Billie Ross]

I just want another hospital saga, will working girlfriend Jade, pay the tab?

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Everytime she shows us her ''style'' I'm reminded of her mocking Becky's fashion sense, neither of them have any idea how to dress but at least Becky looks mildly normal in her teenage boy getup.

Mhm. Personally think it's a little pathetic when a grown adult shops exclusively at Hot Topic but at least Becky's clothes somewhat fit

 

[FatalTater]

Last night I looked up a couple of Amber's videos from what, a year ago-ish, and I hate to say it but I think she may have lost a little weight. I looked at the one from Christmas, Clean With Me Literally or something like that, and another one where she was eating, I can't remember what. Anyway compared to this recent thing, she seemed a tiny bit smaller. She just has SO MUCH FAT that it would take a while to shrink, and that's if she was consistently trying.

I watched the videos from archives in the Spergatory to avoid giving her channel attention.

https://kiwifarms.st/forums/amberlynn-reid.85/

 

[Owlflaps]

I just want another hospital saga, will working girlfriend Jade, pay the tab?

The moment their relationship goes south, Jade's going to abandon AL like a deadbeat black father abandons his baby mama.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Last night I looked up a couple of Amber's videos from what, a year ago-ish, and I hate to say it but I think she may have lost a little weight. I looked at the one from Christmas, Clean With Me Literally or something like that, and another one where she was eating, I can't remember what. Anyway compared to this recent thing, she seemed a tiny bit smaller. She just has SO MUCH FAT that it would take a while to shrink, and that's if she was consistently trying.

I repeated what you did and I looked at the January 4, 2021 video. She seems indeed a bit smaller. On January 6, she clocked at 526.8 pounds and in her last video, she was at 505 pounds. So, the difference in weight should not make that much difference. If she is lighter now, we would be told. So I assume that she was much heavier on January 4, 2021, and the 526.8 pounds that she stated was a lie.

 

[Billie Ross]

I repeated what you did and I looked at the January 4, 2021 video. She seems indeed a bit smaller. On January 6, she clocked at 526.8 pounds and in her last video, she was at 505 pounds. So, the difference in weight should not make that much difference. If she is lighter now, we would be told. So I assume that she was much heavier on January 4, 2021, and the 526.8 pounds that she stated was a lie.

Maybe is still about light. angles and filter, full body she looks the same...

 

[Single_Sock]

Maybe is still about light. angles and filter, full body she looks the same...

Pardon my autism but at the start of this video a clip from the fag shanty days has Eric zooming in on Amberlynn's layyyyegs and I couldn't help but notice perhaps some cellulitis peeking out.

I only noticed because she made an attempt to cover it.

It looks quite swollen and red compared to the other.

Did she admit to having any difficulties medically around this time?

 

[Cuck Shack]

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YIKES.
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Acceptable.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It always boggles my brain whenever Amber buys clothes. You know when you have a particularly bulky sweater or something that just takes up so much space in a drawer that nothing else will fit. Now imagine that sweater in 6XL. Where does she keep everything? The sheer quantity of material in her knickers alone would make storing any more than a half dozen pairs in a drawer impossible. Then add in the fact we know Amber is a hoarder (we’ve seen her earring collection) it makes me believe that behind the camera in every room is an enormous, teetering cloth mountain, barely supported by piles of journals and unused handbags.

Whilst I’m onboard with the horizontal stripes on fatties argument I can’t help but wonder whenever she trots out another haul: just where is it going to GO? Unless she has Narnia closets there must be some mad clutter happening, especially as no Becky around to run stuff over to the off-site storage. And don’t get me started on what can fit into her washing machine, two items and a towel and the thing would be full. These are not small ‘smalls’.

TL/DR The physics of death-fat laundry and Kentucky apartments, so much material, so little space.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It looks quite swollen and red compared to the other.

Did she admit to having any difficulties medically around this time?

This was the era of exploding belly buttons, being felled by baby soft feet slipping on kibble and a frightened Becky contemplating calling an amberlance to help hoist her aloft -all of which I will remind you happen to skinny people too!- and at least one cellulitis incident in my memory. And those were things she wasn't too embarrassed to reveal. So yeah, she probably had a case of oozing pigfoot.

 

[Xenomorph]

It always boggles my brain whenever Amber buys clothes. You know when you have a particularly bulky sweater or something that just takes up so much space in a drawer that nothing else will fit. Now imagine that sweater in 6XL. Where does she keep everything?

On the floor.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.

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This looks like Amy Ramadan's attempt to "Photoshop" a hijab on herself.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

Pardon my autism but at the start of this video a clip from the fag shanty days has Eric zooming in on Amberlynn's layyyyegs and I couldn't help but notice perhaps some cellulitis peeking out.

I only noticed because she made an attempt to cover it.

It looks quite swollen and red compared to the other.

Did she admit to having any difficulties medically around this time?

Wouldnt be surprised if she had flat feet also since she claims to wear the wrong shoes all the time.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Okay, we know she's become achingly, screamingly, boring. Her entourage of junior clowns have all successfully extricated themselves from her life. No fag shanty occupants, no Hannah & Rafe or DSquared. MamaSan has not been heard from, not a peep from Auntie or her long lost brother... all we're left with is the stupidly mysterious Wifey.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. She has nothing to talk about & no one to verbally bounce off of. The can't be her snippy, snarky self without a straight man. She's tried lives, Q&As, & some vlogs & they all fell flat. She claimed weight loss - few bit. She attempted a mukbang but skipped any & every feature that made her mukbangs watchable. The Torrid try on haul last night managed to be both ghastly & boring at the same time... quite the feat. She even half assed a medical issue, talking about another round of cellulitis.

Not sure what's going on with her & can't be arsed to dig as she'll reveal it soon enough but there is something very different about her. The only hypothesis I can offer up is that her tendency to take on other peoples' personas & using those those around her to give her SOMETHING to say is really made clear. On her own, she has neither the personality nor the intellect to carry a conversation about anything.

There is simply too much choice on YT & other platforms of interesting people & content for her to be able to expect to hold interest. She'd had a long run & took everything that was given to her for granted. And why not? It worked. But it's no longer working & slowly but steadily she's bleeding views.

There's one or 2 last tricks she can try to slow down the losses she's currently suffering. First, one big, spectacular pissy hissy fit; preferably while she's gobbling a massivbe quantity of food

Secondly, a full on, (feigned), mental breakdown full of quivery lipes, blurred, tear smeared makeup & lots of wailing at issues she hints at but doesn't reveal for an episode or two.

Whatever she chooses, she'd better move fast because at this rate, she'll be lucky to be breaking 500k views a month by late spring.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

It cracks me up how she has to shuffle half way down the hallway just to get her torso in frame.

 

[D_Tractor]

Okay, we know she's become achingly, screamingly, boring. Her entourage of junior clowns have all successfully extricated themselves from her life. No fag shanty occupants, no Hannah & Rafe or DSquared. MamaSan has not been heard from, not a peep from Auntie or her long lost brother... all we're left with is the stupidly mysterious Wifey.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. She has nothing to talk about & no one to verbally bounce off of. The can't be her snippy, snarky self without a straight man. She's tried lives, Q&As, & some vlogs & they all fell flat. She claimed weight loss - few bit. She attempted a mukbang but skipped any & every feature that made her mukbangs watchable. The Torrid try on haul last night managed to be both ghastly & boring at the same time... quite the feat. She even half assed a medical issue, talking about another round of cellulitis.

Not sure what's going on with her & can't be arsed to dig as she'll reveal it soon enough but there is something very different about her. The only hypothesis I can offer up is that her tendency to take on other peoples' personas & using those those around her to give her SOMETHING to say is really made clear. On her own, she has neither the personality nor the intellect to carry a conversation about anything.

There is simply too much choice on YT & other platforms of interesting people & content for her to be able to expect to hold interest. She'd had a long run & took everything that was given to her for granted. And why not? It worked. But it's no longer working & slowly but steadily she's bleeding views.

There's one or 2 last tricks she can try to slow down the losses she's currently suffering. First, one big, spectacular pissy hissy fit; preferably while she's gobbling a massivbe quantity of food

Secondly, a full on, (feigned), mental breakdown full of quivery lipes, blurred, tear smeared makeup & lots of wailing at issues she hints at but doesn't reveal for an episode or two.

Whatever she chooses, she'd better move fast because at this rate, she'll be lucky to be breaking 500k views a month by late spring.

or she could just fucking SHOW LAYGS. Easiest money anyone has ever earned.

 

[JambledUpWords]

or she could just fucking SHOW LAYGS. Easiest money anyone has ever earned.

I wish she would. I’d watch all the ads if I got to see legs because freakshows are fun to witness

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I think she will move to clickbait titles or thumbnails making it look like she’s going to show more of her body than before, or even her legs outright, but she will still be too vain to do so.

Its clear she has taken a major cut in income, and she knows her memes and trolling stuff so well, she is 100% likely to be aware we have all been calling for a leg reveal for years now. It could be a last card to play for cash.

Even if she did post a video with legs now, how many of us would watch, or how many would just wait until it was posted here to gawk at?

 

[foodbaby]

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Okay, hear me out for a second...