Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The retards in her comment section could probably do with taking that advice.

Every single video without fail ''Amber honey, you can lose the weight if you get therapy, I know you can do it''. If people can't see that she ENJOYS the state she is in, they are fucking braindead. She openly loves her appearance. Staring lovingly at the view finder does not lie.

The physical pain and recurring bouts of cellulitis may not be something she appreciates but everything else? Fatty loves being this unique 600lbs beast. If she was skinny, nobody would watch her or give her the attention and arselicks she desires.

I don't think she ever wanted to lose weight, not even in the beginning with Krystal, she merely wanted the praise and compliments that come with trying.

"Skinny people *insert concept* too"

She sees absolutely no issue with living her life this way.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Due to her enormity, Amber cant do much with nonverbal communication. She really doesnt have any body language to speak of aside from rocking back an forth like a bolling pin. Watch her hug jade. She goes into this extreme wobble dance like a bouy. I hope jades strong, Theres no stopping AL from smashing thru the floor if she gets too excited...

 

[FatalTater]

Every single video without fail ''Amber honey, you can lose the weight if you get therapy, I know you can do it''. If people can't see that she ENJOYS the state she is in, they are fucking braindead. She openly loves her appearance. Staring lovingly at the view finder does not lie.

I wish more of her audience could see this. Amber loves herself just the way she is. The weight loss thing is 100% performative.

And what is with the magical thinking behind therapy curing every damn thing? I see it all over the internet. All a therapist can do is make suggestions, maybe help look up resources. They aren't miracle workers.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Every single video without fail ''Amber honey, you can lose the weight if you get therapy, I know you can do it''.

This is why she brings the ever small weight loss on a daily basis. It is to appease the ever smaller number of supporters. Many have give up from the number of views.

If people can't see that she ENJOYS the state she is in, they are fucking braindead. She openly loves her appearance. Staring lovingly at the view finder does not lie.

I am not sure if enjoys is the right word. She would be fine being smaller if it did not involve dieting or except use.

The physical pain and recurring bouts of cellulitis may not be something she appreciates but everything else? Fatty loves being this unique 600lbs beast. If she was skinny, nobody would watch her or give her the attention and arselicks she desires.

She said in the past that she would lose a lot of views if she was smaller.

I don't think she ever wanted to lose weight, not even in the beginning with Krystal, she merely wanted the praise and compliments that come with trying.

Again, I think she would not mind losing weight if it was not too inconvenient. Eating is more important than losing weight. She already had consultations with 3 bariatric surgeons. She knows what she needs to do; she just refuses to do it.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

she's indeed 5'3'', slight fact check. but i agree with the rest

There are no facts where Fatty's concerned. She's claimed to be 5' 1'', 2'' and 3'' at various times. I don't think even she knows what lahs she's goeen to spew at any given molment. Best just to go with her being 5 feet tall and her admitting to 500.0 of her precious elbees (which I still think is 100 pounds less than her real weight).
There are no facts in the Amberverse, her 'truth' is fluid and can be anything at any given time.
Why would she lah about the smallest, most ridiculous things? Look at it her way - Why wouldn't you lah? It reinforces the idea in her narc brain how much more intelligent and superior she is compared to the rest of us; that she can fool us all.

 

[FickleFuck]

"Hola, y'all. Tengo una mookbong para ti. Estoy literalmente muriendo de hambre porque no he comido hoy. Tengo pollo naranja y arroz de CheeseCake Factory y estoy emocionada."

Odiador con tu gordofobia.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

The Mayo Clinic says:
"Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental health disorder in which you can't stop thinking about one or more perceived defects or flaws in your appearance — a flaw that appears minor or can't be seen by others." (Italics added)

Hamber does NOT have body dysmorphia. It is perfectly reasonable for her to hate her body.

Bitch, please with all the self-diagnoses that you throw out to justify your shenanigans.

 

[I am vomit]

I don't think she ever wanted to lose weight, not even in the beginning with Krystal.

I think she wanted to in the very-very beginning. But, once she found out how much work it was, she kept up the facade and made it her whole personality instead of getting help.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wish more of her audience could see this. Amber loves herself just the way she is. The weight loss thing is 100% performative.

Because she likes the bare minimum effort with the most reward. She found being a freak on YT was it. She's a lazy, stupid fatty, and she is not going to give up her one and only source of cold, hard cash.

And what is with the magical thinking behind therapy curing every damn thing? I see it all over the internet. All a therapist can do is make suggestions, maybe help look up resources. They aren't miracle workers.

Beats me. Therapy only works if you do, and as we all know, "work" is anathema to Big Al.

I am not sure if enjoys is the right word. She would be fine being smaller if it did not involve dieting or except use.

Or getting a real job.

There are no facts where Fatty's concerned.

There was a video where she mentioned viewers not living in her reality. It was rather telling. Every time she says "You guys have to realize..." we know there's an alternate fact universe statement coming up.

Why would she lah about the smallest, most ridiculous things? Look at it her way - Why wouldn't you lah? It reinforces the idea in her narc brain how much more intelligent and superior she is compared to the rest of us; that she can fool us all.

She's a pathological liar and that's what they do.

Odiador con tu gordofobia

¿Cómo quééééé?

Lulz.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Let's play What the Fuck is That Body Part?
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It's so hot when Wipey rubs peroxide on Amber's second and third sets of tits to inhibit fungal colonies and mold spores.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She has only had four videos go over 80k views since she stopped livestreaming.

The very first none-livestream at 107k
Weigh in cook with me - 99k views
Torrid Try On Haul - 81k views
100 Days Weigh in & GF first NYE kiss - 84k views

Around year ago she did the reaction to Abbey Sharp at 311k views and then uploaded a huge Sushi Mukbang at 207k views. But these were particularly interesting and stand out. The average back then seems to be 95k to 130k views per vlog.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Look how nigga Jade, gently fondle Hambo's back tit/fold, if that isn't pure sick fetish and perversion I don't know what it is.
Lord help us all.

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Jade can't even get her hands around all the way around her. Looks like she is also outgrowing that new bra, it's under her armpits just like her old bra because it won't fit around her back fat.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She goes into this extreme wobble dance like a buoy.

Posted this 10,000 pages ago. Amber is a weeble.

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Posted this 10,000 pages ago. Amber is a weeble.

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

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I don't know what a weebie is, but I'm guessing it means gaping cunt?

 

[8008135]

I don't know what a weebie is, but I'm guessing it means gaping cunt?

Nah, she has neither the warmth nor the depth.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I don't know what a weebie is, but I'm guessing it means gaping cunt?

Showing my age here, but Weebles were a kid's toy (and toy sets) produced by Romper Room (a kid's show) in the 1970s. They were fat and round and wobbled like Hamber. And the jingle line was "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!"

Here ya go.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I don't know what a weebie is, but I'm guessing it means gaping cunt?

Get the fuck off our lawns, whippersnapper.

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's so hot when Wipey rubs peroxide on Amber's second and third sets of tits to inhibit fungal colonies and mold spores.

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She's developing multiple udders like a cow!

 

[FickleFuck]

I don't know what a weebie is, but I'm guessing it means gaping cunt?

But how? She has such a dainty hole! I mean, period hole

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Not that we didn't know that Wipey is Jade, but Amber be dropping hints again. So she ordered her girlfriend a "Lemon Loaf", which was also one of the totally random names of a stream when she was dropping all those new girlfriend hints before.