Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
ngl it drives me up a wall that she calls her animals "it."
if you wouldnt call another human being 'it' why call your beloved animal 'it'?

oh thats right because shes a shit human being

watching her sitting in the chair montage, i'm very surprised she actually fits on them... you learn something new everyday i guess
 
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Noticed she didn't sit in the white chair with arms, cuz she can't.

They're all a bunch of moochy good-for-nothings. Rafe and Hannah live at Hannah's mom's house, that's the mom's farm/junkyard. Rafe supposedly used to be a live-in caregiver for Hannah's mom, but I guess she can't do it anymore because of her social anxiety and back. :lol:
 
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Screen Shot 2017-06-16 at 3.43.01 PM.png Screen Shot 2017-06-16 at 3.41.43 PM.png Screen Shot 2017-06-16 at 3.21.57 PM.png On Shaquana's new video, Tammie is taking questions for a Q & A.
 
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"There's so many times where I say YouTube is my job, and people come at me with "no it's not"."
"And then the minute I kind of just have me time with my friends and my girlfriend and just, pure happiness, people are like "Amberlynn this is your job, you suck ass"."


Here's the thing; I would agree with her point if this were any decent YouTuber. But Big AL wants to have her cake and eat it too. She wants to say she has a job, but she doesn't want to put in the effort of an actual job. She wants to upload 5 days a week, but when she does it's a sit down or a vlog of her unloading her dishwasher, or sitting on various fucking chairs. She wants to be taken seriously as a content creator but she doesn't want to invest in equipment, or sort her hot mess hair or angle out before filming.

She wants to be skinny but she wants to eat garbage. She wants to go places but she doesn't want to drive. My point is, there's a theme here.
 
I almost--almost--admire the level of optimism that Big Al must have to think that duckface improves her photos in any way.

That shit is fine for tweens, but a heifer who looks like a 50-something Russian housekeeper probably shouldn't do it anymore. I'm still shocked to know how young she is, for that matter. It's amazing how quickly fat ages someone.

I believe Catherine Deneuve said, "after 30 a woman must choose between her ass and her face." I think that 30 is a little premature nowadays given how much more skincare, better nutrition, exercise routines, etc. are available, but the quote applies. There's a point where having a little extra weight helps extend youthfulness and a point where it ages you rapidly. AL's claims of "people can't believe I'm over 18!" imply she thinks she's still in the camp where her excess weight is helping her look extra youthful. GORL NO.
 
omg her YouNow session rn is so cringey. She continues to bash the bad things her aunt does even tho her aunt may be watching like the last time. Also she keeps claiming she's not a liar about her dad and has NO other fake youtube accounts kinda hard to rely on anything u say Hamberlyn when you lie about something new once a week smh
 
I read the youtube partner policy. She legally can't disclose how much she makes. Her social blade says she makes up to $3,000 a month. Even though I hate to admit it, I bet she is making that much. Plus her younow money. She gets a shit ton of views and watch time, and 99% are from her haters. The more interaction she gets in the comments the more ads she gets in her videos.

Maybe we should stop leaving her those comments lmao but that's the fun part
 
I read the youtube partner policy. She legally can't disclose how much she makes. Her social blade says she makes up to $3,000 a month. Even though I hate to admit it, I bet she is making that much. Plus her younow money. She gets a shit ton of views and watch time, and 99% are from her haters. The more interaction she gets in the comments the more ads she gets in her videos.

Maybe we should stop leaving her those comments lmao but that's the fun part

Yeah, I was kinda thinking the same. I don't really give a fuck how much she makes, I enjoy the drama and if she can monetize that then color me impressed.
 
Yeah, I was kinda thinking the same. I don't really give a fuck how much she makes, I enjoy the drama and if she can monetize that then color me impressed.
It probably won't matter even if she's making that much. She isn't going to have a long life and illness and disability is just going to eat up any cash she might be able to save. She is heading down the wrong road even if she earns 7K a month(which I doubt).
 
I read the youtube partner policy. She legally can't disclose how much she makes. Her social blade says she makes up to $3,000 a month. Even though I hate to admit it, I bet she is making that much. Plus her younow money. She gets a shit ton of views and watch time, and 99% are from her haters. The more interaction she gets in the comments the more ads she gets in her videos.

Maybe we should stop leaving her those comments lmao but that's the fun part

I'd take those social blade numbers with a huge grain of salt-- the variation is gigantic and I bet nobody makes near their maximum unless they are real power users, or have some sort of grandfathered contracts from the early youtube days. Ad revenue these days pays shit, which is why youtubers much bigger than Amberlynn keep making those patreon videos to beg for donations.

Realistically I think it's just dirt cheap to live in buttfuck Kentucky, so that a single person can survive on ~1k a month. I think some other users on here have also found that she lives in low-income housing, so her rent is probably crazy cheap.
 
The more interaction she gets in the comments the more ads she gets in her videos.

The sock puppets suddenly make a whole lot more sense. Froth and cuss in the comments, people hit back, more ads. Because she's never gonna get it from making content that doesn't suck ass.


"I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE MY GIRL-FREN-UH! LIKE OH MY GOD-UH!"
This person is 26 years old.
 
Do you guys think Tammie will register? I feel it'd be interesting if she did.

She made a comment like "WOW is the only thing I can say!" in regards to being made aware of the Farms. So she either thinks we're awesome, or we eat shit, hard to tell. I'd like it if she came here personally but I would understand if she didn't, we don't exactly come across as a welcoming bunch.
 
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