living with Amber doesn't usually have a positive effect on anyone.
Living with her for one year, waiting on a screeching hag who requires constant attention, has to age someone about two years, I reckon.
Jade has probably gained at least 50 lbs in the last 8 or 9 months. It's hard to tell how exactly how much she weighs based on those photos, but I'd estimate she's somewhere around 220 to 250 lbs .
I'd put her at about 220-ish as well.
If she and Amber stay together, its all but guaranteed that by this time next year she'll be closing in on or will be over the 300 lb mark, as Amber continues her inevitable march to 600, while pausing for a month or two to gain and lose the same five pounds nine or ten times.
Amber used to crow about how Wifey was so much more supportive and encouraging of her and her weight loss goals than any of her other partners were, but she hasnt done that in a while. It's like the old saying goes, "When you dance with the big fat devil, the big fat devil doesn't change, the big fat devil changes you...and then you both wind up too fucking fat to dance anymore."
When Big Ham told us all she was going to do WW again and her "gf" was so supportive and was going to do it with her, even though the "gf" was perfect and only needed to lose five pounds, I knew that the "gf" couldn't possibly be as fit as Hamber and Becky claimed: Big Al, because she's a fucking pathological liar, and Becky because she was still living in the apartment. I am a little surprised that the new "gf" is exactly the same body type as the last two: fat. She's proportioned a tad better than Density or Becky, but fat nonetheless.
I think people are really overthinking things. I am pretty sure that there are not two Wipeys. Yeah Jade is supposedly poly, so she might bring someone into the apartment every now and again to fuck around with, but I dont think there are two people living there with Amber or that Amber has two girlfriends. I think Amber is living with one person. The same one who started messaging her last year right after she broke up with Becky, the same one who lied about not knowing Amber was a youtuber. The same one who moved in with Amber after a month and the same one who loves Ramen noodles, Willie Wonka and men's tennis shoes. She was thinner when she and Amber first met, then she moved in with her and gained a lot of weight...that's likely all there is to it. I dont know why some folks feel the need to come up with these, convoluted, overly complicated theories when the more simple explanation makes the most sense.
Other complicated theories, stupid theorems, and asinine recommendations I've seen:
- that Big Hamber took this picture from the car and leaked it. - Nonstarter. Hamber is not going to jeopardize a live body being in the apartment with her.
- that this is the "gf's" gf, and lives in the apartment as well. - I don't buy this. I think one thing Big Ham will not lie about is wanting to be monogamous, even though she is asexual.
- that this is "stalking" or creepy or otherwise somehow bad. - No, it isn't, and certain reaction channels need to pull that morality stick out of their asses about it. You were happy enough to discuss the "gf" and speculate all kinds of things about her, but someone taking a picture, in public, clearly not in the "gf's" face with it, and you lose your shit? Fuck right off with that noise.
- that people should let the "gf" have her privacy. -Fuck Off.
Let's say you marry someone who is an A-lister in Hollywood, or a member of the royal family that everyone knows or just some fucking activist who is always in the news. You cannot possibly expect that YOU will remain private. That is not how things work and the only people who think this are retards. Let's add to that. Let's say your movie star/prince(ess)/activist twu wuv tries to hide you from their audience by not showing you on camera. What they won't do, though, is stop talking about you, tossing a "my boy/girlfriend" into whatever they're blathering about approximately every two goddamned nanoseconds. They show their audience what you each got one another for xmas. Your hands and arms are seen in their videos. Imagine that goes on for months, feeding the speculation as to who you are.
THEN, one day, they lie, and tell their audience the two of you have broken up, and there's now a new boy/girlfriend in place. But the timeline they claim doesn't fit, he new b/gf happens to like the exact same food, the exact same movies, and has the exact same tats as you do. You really think that a reality check notice about being involved with your more famous partner is not going to eventually show up and have to be paid? How fucking stupid are you?
If the "gf" thought for a single moment that she could remain off camera forever, then she's pretty fucking stupid, too.
