Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
McD's turned into a mini shrimpgate, I see.

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Four days and still hasn't cracked 70K views? For a mook-bong video, that's pathetic, Big Ham. You'll probably reach 8K dislikes before you make it to 70K views. But I am here for you continuing to run your best asset in a vertical dive headfirst into the ground. Keep it up! No one deserves it more.
 
30 day challenge to not order fast food....
A) She'll change her definition of "fast food"
B) This will last less than 2 days
C) Her psychologist will tell her to eat what she wants
D) Will use the Wifey photos as an excuse to binge
E) All the above

Don't forget she can have her girlfriend go pick it up for her and bring it to her and then it's not "ordering fast food" because they went physically to go get it. Like it really feels like she's going to manipulate the challenge so she can still order food out.
 
The amount of movement her mouth makes while eating is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know if it’s the downward frown or the pudgey tongue she flops all over her teeth and lips but it’s revolting. She does this upward tongue motion in front of her teeth while talking it’s horrid.

Edit: I think the worst part is her head and face look identical to a babies
 
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If nothing surfaces in the next few weeks either
a) Wifey came down hard and said to Amber you talk about it or I leave.
b) Amber did fabricate all this in an attempt to drive views without addressing it but she is that dumb. She thinks people will tune in because the mythical ugly black lady is spotted.

I still think she has the most boring Mukbangs on Youtube, they are nothing but 13 minutes of dead air and make me incredibly uncomfortable. A reminder this is what Amber qualifies as good content, at least Chantal understands the concept of scenery change.
 
She says she eats takeout 2 or 3 times a day, on top of the two grocery trips she took in the last week or so and makes no mention of her outpatient program in this video. If it’s real, she’s already quit, and we’re about to see some massive gaining soon, and she’ll keep telling herself “I know what works for me” even while eating her way back up to 600lbs.
 
The Hambeast has terrible timing thanks to the wipey photos leak.

In a way she should have introduced her early on, even if wipey didn't won't to be on camera hammy could say that this could be the best video ever on her channel and raked in some decent views. Instead I think she was trying to build up hype and keep everyone guessing but now with the photos well all that went out the window.

Even if she did a reveal now would just be a wimpy and not a bang.
 
If nothing surfaces in the next few weeks either
a) Wifey came down hard and said to Amber you talk about it or I leave.
i'm willing to bet money that this is what happened. amber's newest video comes across as her feigning a lot of emotion, and while i think this is in part due to her smugness and self-righteousness, i wonder if it might be even more overcompensation coming from her end to mask the fear and anger she has over wifey threatening her livelihood by never wanting to come on camera and engage.
 
give me a tin foil hat but i'm starting to believe the rumors that she leaked the pic herself for attention and video traffic. it's also super annoying how hard she's trying to troll. she clearly thinks she's a mastermind posting these videos but it's embarrassingly transparent.

Nah. She'd be way too worried about her live-in caretaker/dog walker up and leaving. I mean really, what's she going to do if the "gf" tells her to go fuck herself and starts to walk out? Tackle her?

ETA i think amber's worst quality is her narcissistic belief that she's the smartest person ever and nobody can see right through her.

Us to Big Al:



Hammy really dropped the porkchop with this one, a KFC mukbang would have been the perfect reveal to introduce Wipey and especially after the leak! Just throw in some grape drank and watermelon along with that fried chicken and BOOM! She'd have had megaviews!

AND premiere her new totally-not-teenaged-level-feewings poem "Watermelon Kisses".

The stars were aligned, Fatty. As usual, you fucked it up.

Hello, gorls! I mean I knew people hated mukbangs but the fast-food ones? WOW!


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From bad.


To worse.


To train derailing and taking out a home for orphans before falling on a van of nuns. Great job, Hamber!

 
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Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling

Usually a happening of this magnitude would have viewers flocking back but it hasn't, and despite throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, nothing seems to be working

Love that for her! Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS
 
Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling
It might have been view worthy if Wipey's identity actually was a mystery, but as GrammarLynn herself once said "we been knew". Everyone has known for months that Wipey = Jade. Liderully ev-ry-boh-tee. Once again, Amber has spasmo'd herself out of any YT bux that a big reveal scandal might have brought by being absolutely fucking hopeless at keeping anything secret. The best our gorl can hope for now is some haydurs to comment on the inevitable "u guise are discusteen sociopaths" snapchat rant complete with butterfly filters.
 
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