Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ben Lurkin']

the BIGGEST dollar tree haul EVER | vlog​

Apr 11, 2022

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Nope. The biggest Dollar Tree "hawl evah" was buyeen Dusty a whole-ass room-full of dollar-priced Christmas presents.

(...and just a week or so later, she lidderally, totallee dump't you for Dana. Lurve'd that for you.)

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

The real reason wifey wanted that dollar tree rope is to hog tie ALR up so she can’t get up to gorge herself on all the food in the kitchen

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Either she has been reading here and is trolleeeeeeeeeeen, or Wipey definitely has some DDLG/ age play thing going on. Crayola map? Rub on dinosaur tattoos???

 

[Sarah Connor]

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This is obviously in response to the stress of being pressured into a polyamorous relationship. She’s quoting Wipey in this with the whole “everyone should love each other” bs.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Either she has been reading here and is trolleeeeeeeeeeen, or Wipey definitely has some DDLG/ age play thing going on. Crayola map? Rub on dinosaur tattoos???

To be fair, Amber is mentally stunted and has always had “interests” In things traditionally for children. Examples being Lego, stickers, miniature foods, coloring, puzzles etc.

But yeah I thought those things were a little weird. I thought she was hurting for money? I know it’s the dollar store but come on lol. Those are things I would buy for my toddler not myself.

 

[XxChickpeaxX]

Amber is mentally stunted and has always had “interests” In things traditionally for children.

She bought a 5th graders Language Arts textbook for "funsies".. this bitch has the IQ of an almond.

 

[El Conserje]

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You forgot to add "No One Cares" and "Situation Type Deal moment"

 

[FatalTater]

I would LOVE to have a home gym type situation where the logos on all the equipment said

NO ONE CARES

Eric Cooke really did give us the biggest diamond with that one line.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Recap for the Dollar Store haul:

Big Ham explains away the drunken live, says she thought about apologizing, but since it seems "so many" people enjoyed it, she won't. Really?

Liar. You rarely apologize, and never intended to for that embarrassing show you put on. Talks some more bullshit about it, but all I hear is

Pathetic crap from the dollar store: coloring book to help Big Al's stupid ass learn US geography. It won't take, I guarantee it. kiddie dinosaur tats, more scented cap to try to cover the stench of Big Ham's disintegrating body. Soap. Makeup, games, cleaning supplies, a notepad, cat treats and toys, a coin purse that she admits she doesn't need, and more shit she doesn't need or should buy somewhere else (like the cat treats). Some clothesline cord, which this bitch claims is for some "extracurricular" (which she can't pronounce properly, naturally) activity - i.e., trying to claim it's for some sexytime thing. Maybe the "gf" has finally figured out how to rig Hamber up like the sails on a boat so she can actually do something. Why anyone would want to get into Big Ham's sweaty, smelly interior is a total fucking mystery. She's out of breath unpacking the fucking bag. Tell us again how your stamina is, Fatty.

Nonsensical, childish interlude about silly string.

She's craving something "salty, sweet, and crunchy" so of course she eats 180 calories of two kinds of rice cakes. Since her imaginary outpatient place told her to eat whatever she craves, and this totally fits into her self-imposed (and imaginary outpatient not recommended) 1600 cals/day, she's of course going to have it, instead of something like a baked sweet potato with cinnamon or a bit of butter and maple syrup on it which would be a) more satisfying, b) nutritionally better, and c) healthier. This is why you will never lose weight, Fatty.

Ends abruptly after a stupid conversation about some salt lamp crap she bought at the dollar store.

TL;DW/R: Big Ham spends money on shit she doesn't need - again - and eats rice cakes. Yes, it is just as dull as you think.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I would LOVE to have a home gym type situation where the logos on all the equipment said

NO ONE CARES

Eric Cooke really did give us the biggest diamond with that one line.

It really is a versatile deceptively deep expression for the bullshit of daily life. I find myself using it as a internal mantra, tbh. A serenity prayer for the current times.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

"Got some skittles freezer pop. i love freezer pops because they're so low calories" (stares down at nutrition facts)
Guessing she didnt do that at dollar store dumbfatfucklynn
EDIT: including nutrition facts

woW AT A LOW LOW 160 CALORIES WITH ALL THE SUGAR- FREEZY CANDY BABYYY

 

[inquizadoor]

a serving size is TEN POPSICLES?

 

[WasabiPasta]

I mean, it's not that bad though is it? 160 calories for the entire bag of 283g, it's a fuck ton of sugar though, lidurally more than the recommended daily amount. So, if it's a daily snack, and that is the only snack of the day (lol, press X to doubt), it might give you the 'beetus, but won't make you as wide as a fridge.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

but won't make you as wide as a fridge.

LEAVE DANA ALLLOOOOONE! (BWAHAHA!)

 

[Owlflaps]

I mean, it's not that bad though is it? 160 calories for the entire bag of 283g, it's a fuck ton of sugar though, lidurally more than the recommended daily amount. So, if it's a daily snack, and that is the only snack of the day (lol, press X to doubt), it might give you the 'beetus, but won't make you as wide as a fridge.

You're also assuming she bought just one box.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

I mean, it's not that bad though is it? 160 calories for the entire bag of 283g, it's a fuck ton of sugar though, lidurally more than the recommended daily amount. So, if it's a daily snack, and that is the only snack of the day (lol, press X to doubt), it might give you the 'beetus, but won't make you as wide as a fridge.

Let's be real, that box is already gone

 

[tigergrinder]

Her "merch" is literally just black text on a white background. Nigerian scammers are more creative.

 

[Loathing Fear]

Her "merch" is literally just black text on a white background. Nigerian scammers are more creative.

Because shes utterly devoid of personality and taste.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Because shes utterly devoid of personality and taste.

I disagree. She MUST taste like chittlins or fried pork rinds the way Jade be suckin' on those fat folds and leaving hickeys.

Horrifying ahoy.

 

[mekalekahi]

Just watched some highlights of the drunk stream. She said she’s related to Ozzy Osborne because she found a official looking binder in a shed outside her house as a child with him in it. She got “distracted” by the chat but it was really because she couldn’t figure out where to go with the lie she was telling lol.