Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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I really wonder if she's already at that point though. But then, I picture her at home depot in one of her latest vlogs sitting in one of those poor chairs--the sheer thickness of the dimensions from front to back, her relatively short arms, and the inflexibility due to her size...

Yeah, she's probably almost there, if not yet.
 
she keeps she keeps saying she's going through things as she fake cries and whimpers with rafe around her. So that means she's already starting the manipulation to try and get in with them or whoever. I'm thinking maybe she's trying to find an old person that Rafe and Becky might know and try to move in with and take care of but not really.
 
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Jesus, I hope the senior citizens of that area are way smarter than anybody on the Monster Squad. If I were some old fart staring down the barrel of beginning that exciting new life chapter of assisted living, and a deathfat girl suggested that I hire her even more deathfatty friend to "take care of me," my reaction wouldn't be very ladylike. Anyone with functioning eyes can see that Big Al can't even walk, much less handle a single everyday household chore. Worse than just her mobility issues and laziness and ignorance and narcissism and immaturity and dishonesty and alcohol abuse, though, that totally uncontrolled beetus she's got guarantees that she'll quickly become a much bigger liability than a help to whatever lucky person she leeches onto next. I don't think she quite realizes the fun that's coming her way if she doesn't get that fat ass of hers waddling to the doctor for immediate intervention. She's probably already starting to see some of the complications, but oh, it is going to get SO much worse. (I noticed she's already well on her way to what sure seems like a nice set of Charcot feet.)

Big Al is, through her own concerted efforts, a complete waste of oxygen and a net negative in the lives of everyone around her. I really hope that her Monster Squad doesn't dump her into the lap of some nice vulnerable old person who doesn't deserve that hell when they should be enjoying what little time they have left. Ironically, a 75-year-old probably has more time left than Hamber could ever dream of at this point, but still, it's not even funny to think about the abuse that would result.
 
If only Amber would update her Tumblr. It's been more than a year.

But you'd think that since Becky's into the blogging scene, that Amber would've started updating again. Unless she's got a new account somewhere.

Seconding the backup plan with Rafe. I don't think Becky is going to let a giant, screechy, nearly-immobilized dependapotamus into her house on a permanent basis, much less sign up to be that person's nurse and chauffeur. It's been hilarious watching Big Al constantly try to push to escalate the relationship and get smacked down every time, though! I initially wondered why she was pretending to like Rafe, but not anymore. Rafe is her backup plan for when Becky finally puts her foot down and tells Big Al that no way no how is she moving in and taking over her life.

Becky's got a good backbone, and it'd be even better if she leaves Hamberguesa entirely. There's going to be so much that she can take, and with how annoying Amber is, it's only a matter of time.
The breakup is going to be messy. Becky seems pretty cruel and bitter towards her exes, namely the girl whose stained groaty underwear was talked about, and how happy she was that her mama cropped out Nena in a photograph. You'd think that Amber would tread carefully around her, considering how she allegedly sobbed on YouNow after someone sent her the underwear picture. I guess she's forgotten about it.

I really hope that her Monster Squad doesn't dump her into the lap of some nice vulnerable old person who doesn't deserve that hell when they should be enjoying what little time they have left. Ironically, a 75-year-old probably has more time left than Hamber could ever dream of at this point, but still, it's not even funny to think about the abuse that would result.

So sorry to quote you twice, but you're making really good points. It'd be horrible if Amber took advantage of someone who's old, who's either got a kind heart, or they're a bit gone to know any better.
However, I can also see Amber balking and bailing if there's any sort of responsibility for her to take on. Sure, she's held down a job before, but nothing to the scale of living with and being a full-time caretaker. She's worked with the elderly before, but around-the-clock care is an entirely different beast, and the idea itself would be an AVOID sign for her. Maybe we don't have to worry about that.
 
I agree with feeling bad for the old person. We see the condition of rafes house, but she takes care of hannahs grandmother. So amber probably thinks its easy since rafe hangs out, drinks, smokes etc. And rafe has a bad back and anxiety and all those other bullshit lies amber tells too.
 
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Eh?
No tea.
Aunt Tammie is nice enough, but Aunt Tammie doesn't know current Big Al, she only knew the Amber from 10 years ago. No piping hot. No burning. And now we don't even know what BC means.

I agree. It was nice to have a different perspective from someone who actually knows her, but we didn't get any new tea per se. More like validated many of the gross behaviors/lies we already know big Al is guilty of. At this point new tea will be hard to come by unless it comes directly from one of her current circle of frenemies.

I'm gonna be petty and throw my hat in the ring for BC = black cousin. At the end of the day it's Kentucky we're talking about :lol:
 
Jesus, I hope the senior citizens of that area are way smarter than anybody on the Monster Squad. If I were some old fart staring down the barrel of beginning that exciting new life chapter of assisted living, and a deathfat girl suggested that I hire her even more deathfatty friend to "take care of me," my reaction wouldn't be very ladylike. Anyone with functioning eyes can see that Big Al can't even walk, much less handle a single everyday household chore. Worse than just her mobility issues and laziness and ignorance and narcissism and immaturity and dishonesty and alcohol abuse, though, that totally uncontrolled beetus she's got guarantees that she'll quickly become a much bigger liability than a help to whatever lucky person she leeches onto next. I don't think she quite realizes the fun that's coming her way if she doesn't get that fat ass of hers waddling to the doctor for immediate intervention. She's probably already starting to see some of the complications, but oh, it is going to get SO much worse. (I noticed she's already well on her way to what sure seems like a nice set of Charcot feet.)

Big Al is, through her own concerted efforts, a complete waste of oxygen and a net negative in the lives of everyone around her. I really hope that her Monster Squad doesn't dump her into the lap of some nice vulnerable old person who doesn't deserve that hell when they should be enjoying what little time they have left. Ironically, a 75-year-old probably has more time left than Hamber could ever dream of at this point, but still, it's not even funny to think about the abuse that would result.

Really makes you think about her performance at the senior living facility she worked at. Not very good, I'd imagine. I would dread being taken care of that human boulder if I was a fragile old lady. One trip over a forgotten bowl of Werther's, and I'd go splat.
 
I think the tea could go from lukewarm to scalding hot if we could get Sharla, Dana or Density to join us. With as much shit as Amber talks about Dana, you would think Dana would want to PUBLICLY vent (not just have private conversations leaked). Density should just because Amber put her family through so much shit and with Sharla, let's face it. Sharla is a little drama queen just itching to be in the spotlight. She loves making attention-seeking, vague comments on social media, attempting to make people feel sorry for her.
Those three would definitely have insider info on Beast.
Edit: And Rafe, Hannah and Becky - we'll obviously want your input when you realize what a big, fat, sloppy, lying disaster Amber is. Just you wait ;)
 
Her boob crack in the thumbnail looks like an ice pick thats about to stab her in the neck

DYING

I still can't get over how stupid Rafe's name is. :story:

I swear I hear it as Rape every time. I get wanting an uncommon name (power level: my first name is so common it is annoying) but why do these types have to be so different it borders on pathetic.
 
Eh?
No tea.
Aunt Tammie is nice enough, but Aunt Tammie doesn't know current Big Al, she only knew the Amber from 10 years ago. No piping hot. No burning. And now we don't even know what BC means.
I took a break from the internet the entire weekend and came back to this. This tea is hot for me.
 
I think the tea could go from lukewarm to scalding hot if we could get Sharla, Dana or Density to join us. With as much shit as Amber talks about Dana, you would think Dana would want to PUBLICLY vent (not just have private conversations leaked). Density should just because Amber put her family through so much shit and with Sharla, let's face it. Sharla is a little drama queen just itching to be in the spotlight. She loves making attention-seeking, vague comments on social media, attempting to make people feel sorry for her.
Those three would definitely have insider info on Beast.
Edit: And Rafe, Hannah and Becky - we'll obviously want your input when you realize what a big, fat, sloppy, lying disaster Amber is. Just you wait ;)

I feel like Dana probably would rather distance herself as much as possible from hamber and would encourage destiny to as well. I'm not sure about sharla though. We never really had a lot of nice things to say about her and may have scared her off.
 
I feel like Dana probably would rather distance herself as much as possible from hamber and would encourage destiny to as well. I'm not sure about sharla though. We never really had a lot of nice things to say about her and may have scared her off.

Honestly that's my response anytime someone thinks a person will come here

This entire thread has not just been shit talking Hamber, but her little group as well. Why would they want to come dish to a site that made fun of them as well

I'm not saying I wouldn't love it (I fucking would) but it's really not likely
 
I think the tea could go from lukewarm to scalding hot if we could get Sharla, Dana or Density to join us. With as much shit as Amber talks about Dana, you would think Dana would want to PUBLICLY vent (not just have private conversations leaked). Density should just because Amber put her family through so much shit and with Sharla, let's face it. Sharla is a little drama queen just itching to be in the spotlight. She loves making attention-seeking, vague comments on social media, attempting to make people feel sorry for her.
Those three would definitely have insider info on Beast.
Edit: And Rafe, Hannah and Becky - we'll obviously want your input when you realize what a big, fat, sloppy, lying disaster Amber is. Just you wait ;)
Yeah, I am just waiting for the day that Destiny lets everything out. I think it's only a matter of time. AL treated Destiny like shit for months and then all those presents at Christmas (in November!) I think once AL rids herself of Destiny and Dana all together, we'll know what truly went down.
 
I think the tea could go from lukewarm to scalding hot if we could get Sharla, Dana or Density to join us. With as much shit as Amber talks about Dana, you would think Dana would want to PUBLICLY vent (not just have private conversations leaked).

I think if they got on here and sipped Aunt Tammie's tea, they'd probably be more willing to spill theirs. That way they could see how many lies Al has told them about her backstory. They'd probably feel so betrayed they'd be willing to share their own incidences.
 
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