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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Her arms full of open, unhealing sores are absolutely sickening.
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Rate me dumb but why is she using dry shampoo when she supposedly just showered hours earlier? I rarely ever use dry shampoo but I've never used it after showering or for styling? I don't imagine it has any other amazing uses. Dry shampoo is just for removing the greasy look from hair right? Two theories. Theory 1: her arms are so heavy she can't lift her arms up high enough or for long enough to thoroughly clean her scalp without getting exhausted. So she has to spot check her scalp or completely spray scalp to remove shininess after showering. Theory 2: shes stupid. Or Theory 3: im stupid.
nooo
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She conveniently left out the part where she inhales 4000 calories before lunchtime.
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agree. she still has that greasy look on her face that you get when you first wake up
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Wow, her upper arm's sporting quite the ballsack.
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I haven’t (and won’t) watch this mess so please correct me if I’m wrong but as a responsible pet owner surely the first thing she would do is attend to them? Twinks will need out and fed, the litter boxes would need cleaned and fresh food / water bowls etc. Only after seeing to their needs can she attend to her own. This was all in the video right? Right?
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She denied ever using dry shampoo a few months ago.
FupaCitySheriff
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'It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again'
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Amber has been watching way too much organization TikTok. You can tell by how she edited putting away the seasonings, and all of this aesthetic empty jars nonsense
WasabiPasta
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Managed to slog my way through this one this time. To summarize:
Morning routine: Wake up at noon. Put lipstick on a pig. No shower.
Wifey's limbs.
Consooming size 9 slippers to fit all that dainty foot fat.
Love bombing.
In today's edition of putting things in containers into different containers: SPICES!
Talking about eating the 'do not eat' desiccants packs, clearly engagement bait trolling.
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It's sad they gave her a funnel that didn't have the word FUNNEL stamped on it, for she knew not what it was.
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That's the HELP job, what's the point on having a pet nigga?
When you realise her "top", is actually another morbidly obese women DRESS.
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Damn, that is some bad metrics right there, this shit is how you speedrun killing your channel. I want to know what relative Amber killed/offended to bring on the Jade curse. She'll probably see about 1.2 million by the end of the month but the fact her next paycheque is with less than 1 million views is bad.
I will entertain Karina's theory that she has moved to Nashville, she'd only do Nashville and not Memphis because Memphis is still far off from becoming a true second city. The cost for a single person is $1,095 and that is without rent. From a site, this is an average of regular things and Nashville is pricey.
As you can see if you are an average married couple, you are fine but the problem as you can see as long as you start to live extra, it adds up hard.
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Nah jade is weird what the fuck was that I love you thing
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Plot Twist: Jade is carving up Amber's arms with the box cutter to show her "love."
I'm kidding. For real, though, Jade must be some kinda turbo-autist. It might seem quirky to Amber, but it's giving me some weird fucking vibes. Amber is stupid and desperate for any crumb of attention her live-in feeder throws her way.
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right? what kinda love affection is silently and slowly carving i love you into a box you are about to throw away. major weird vibes. is amber so stupid she needs labels for affection as well?
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Imagine being 5'3 and having to wear size nine shoes because your feet are so fucking F A T.
I agree with others, she didn't shower, your hair doesn't look like that after washing it and blow drying/air drying. You don't wash your hair and instantly use dry shampoo - you've just dirtied your freshly washed hair you retard. I'm not against dry shampoo by any means but use it correctly you silly tart.
I see that 20min+ response to her poll is in full swing.
It makes me so uncomfortable when she brags about hanging out with E + R. It's weird. They both clearly didn't like her and yet they're going out of their way to spend time with her? Have they fallen out with Thumb so they're being petty?
It's bloody confusing.
I agree with others, she didn't shower, your hair doesn't look like that after washing it and blow drying/air drying. You don't wash your hair and instantly use dry shampoo - you've just dirtied your freshly washed hair you retard. I'm not against dry shampoo by any means but use it correctly you silly tart.
I see that 20min+ response to her poll is in full swing.
It makes me so uncomfortable when she brags about hanging out with E + R. It's weird. They both clearly didn't like her and yet they're going out of their way to spend time with her? Have they fallen out with Thumb so they're being petty?
It's bloody confusing.
notfoodienotbeauty
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Just imagine how bad her legs are if she keeps getting them infected.
I'm kinda surprised she doesn't have them on her face like a meth head.