Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 554 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,533
Will she break up into small harmless pieces that burn up on reentry or will large land masses be in danger from her falling out of orbit?

She's organic. She'll burn up on re-entry, especially with all that grease to burn.

Maybe we should start a letter-writing campaign to have Amber be the first human to be launched into space this way. /sneed
 
There has to be money involved. I cannot believe they are just organically hanging out with someone they hated living with and wouldn't even let her sit on their couch towards the end.
It's a gay fraternity thang. They confirm their gay relationship by hanging out with other gay hooman beans. It is Kentucky, where a lot of cousin fucking still goes on. (Herrrrrooooo, Thumbtard!)

I don't see it as anymore than that. The chicken choker and Muppet hang with Fat and her Negress because they have ZERO real friends that would tolerate, let alone go do things, with these two cock gobblers. No money involved.

Kentucky is like 20th in US population and 3.3% gay. See your own state stats here:

Gayest state in the US? DC at like 8.86% percent. Go figger.
 
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how can she bend over that far but I cant? Or Is she so fat we can't tell she's cheating, or. Is her weight making her fold? I feel like her spine could snap like that. Not that I actually care about being able to touch my own feet, but I'm just confused. To hell with this woman.

Edit: Oh. Not her feet. Just the floor, that's different. But the point about her spine still stands. How.
 
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Looks like the tattoo on jade's hand is covering up scars, self inflicted?
No in this case you're just reaching. those are just black gorl dry skin creases. Itd be really wierd to have sunken scars between the web of your thumb and your wrist... in this sporadic orientation. Cat scratchs at best but. wtf? none of them are RAISED. scars raise up creases sink down
 
how can she bend over that far but I cant? Or Is she so fat we can't tell she's cheating, or. Is her weight making her fold? I feel like her spine could snap like that. Not that I actually care about being able to touch my own feet, but I'm just confused. To hell with this woman.

Edit: Oh. Not her feet. Just the floor, that's different. But the point about her spine still stands. How.
Since we can't tell which lump is a knee or just fat she is probably bending her knees to make it easier.
 
The 600 lb life people sit on their floor mattresses legs splayed, knees straight like babies. I think that keeps their hips limber.
I know that's bc their gunts are so big it takes up all the space between their legs, but I get the uncomfy shivers so bad every time, it's like that New French Extremity body horror
 
Fun fact: lipidema and joint hypermobility is a real thing. Not really surprising that she can touch the floor, given this, that she's only 5'2" or so, and that she cannot piut her legs together - most people could touch the floor under these conditions. But take a look at the backwards bend of her knees.

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It isn't as pronounce as it could be - because she can't put her legs together for this little theater she's putting on.If she could, she'd look like a fucking stork or flamingo (the way most people think the knees of those birds bend backwards at the knee (they don't, not really; another fun fact, those are the birds' ankles, but that's a thing for another day). Know what else comes with lipidema and that so-much-fun hypermonility? Pain. I don't buy for an instant her claims of not being in pain every day, and I don't buy her claims that she can feel SUCH a difference, you guise between being 504 pounds and 490 pounds, and tthere wasn't anybdy she was "debating" with about being able to touch her toes or not. Weve already seen her do t bfore while they were at Eric & Ricky's, and Becky and Big Ham were cleaning, when Hamber did the toddler thing and told Becky to watch wile she touched her toes. LiarLynn thinks everyone in the world is a complete idiot but her. As usual.

I'll be back to give the lowlights of this month old bullshit. I just wanted to cruise through this and figured this was probably some of the dumber shit in this video.
 
Fun fact: lipidema and joint hypermobility is a real thing.
Came here to say this: being able to touch her toes is not the flex (pun intended) she thinks it is, but is a result of her rampant unchecked lipidema which is consuming her dainty laaaayyeggs. 2019Lynn could probably have done this too had she been bothered enough to get up from the floor mattress.

But nah, she'll put this down to all of her weightloss and that she can touch her toes while showereeen and belting out angelic high notes that would make Mariah Carey green with envy.
 
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