Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Thank you @Situation Type Deal Gorl for the precise review of another wasted internet space by Amber.

If Amber took as much time in losing weight as she did in explaining why she can't lose weight and why it is not her fault anyway, she would be a dainty princess by now.

People asked her to get medical help to lose weight, and what Amber does is go to a clinic that professes intuitive eating as a solution. When she realizes that it did not work, she then quit the clinic but kept the psychologist that professes this concept.

It is clear that Amber has no interest in going on a restricted-calorie diet. It is the only type of diet that would work for her or anyone that wants to lose any substantial amount of weight. The fact that she does not even want to show the scale anymore let me think that even this small amount of weight loss is not true. At best, she is still doing the +/- 10 pounds around 500 pounds or 2% of her weight. For a 150 pounds individual, this amount to 3 pounds. This is nothing to write home about. She is still eating above 4,000 calories a day.


Amber still has this mindset. She has not grown mentally or intellectually. Only her girth has grown.


She does not show any binge eating characteristics, but saying it gives her reason to eat like one.
I wish she'd STFU about the +/- 10lbs, especially that .2/.5 or whatever. That's just the fluctuation of how literally full of shit Hamber is at that time. It's no feat except for Jade having to clean those unspeakable horrors. With her developing cellulitis (again), she's probably doing the bare minimum to earn her keep too.
 
Dears gorls, forget the DID debate.
I know having 45 quirky alters has been a trend amongst snowflakes but dissociation is a symptom of several mental illnesses.
In this case, our gorl's self-proclaimed bipolar, or her denied-but-nonetheless-real borderline personality. Unless she herself referred to DID, there's no point in bringing this particular mentulz up.

I look at us calling bullshit on it early to try to nip it in the bud, sort of. I know some trash YTer she watches - Trisha Paytas maybe? - had a whole DID fiasco a bit ago. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Big Ham was dipping a dainty hoof into that water to test it out, because shhe's just the type of person to do it.

By the way as far as I can recall she never used to describe her binges as out of body experiences before huh ?

I was thinking about this at the vet's office this morning. Nothing wrong with the pups, just a general checkup. Certainly not "shaking in pain" with me "balling my eyes out" instead of, you know, hitting up google for an emergency vet. I'd be willing to lay money that Big Ham has no rigorous schedule for the "furbabies" (goddamn, how I hate that word) to go in.

Anyhow, this whole OOBE thing. I was trying to remember if she ever used that phrase - for eating or anything else - and I don't believe she ever has. I've been through all of her videos now. Took me a year to do it. In all of that, not once did she ever use that phrase. She has, in the past, talked about the binge monster we all know and detest, but a total lack of control to the point she doesn't know what she, herself, is doing, because she's somehow dissociated from her body? Nope. In the Becky Era, "the binge monster" would order Becky to go get food. Hamber said she would get really mad at Becky if she objected to having to make that run. That does not sound to me like any loss of control. It sounds to me like a 600 pound toddler having a tantrum. I call bullshit on this latest iteration of muh mentalz, just as I do on the whole BED charade.


Makes me think she was talking to her bullshit psych trying to describe one of her collectible mental disorders (it's hard when, you know, you don't have it) and the psych, trying to understand, mentioned dissociation which sounded really good to our gorl because it's a new thing and would make her an even stronger gorl for fighting all those inner demons that seem to make her life impossible. And absolves her of responsibility.

"The psych is real ? conspiracy"
I can believe that she had at least one appointment with a new therapist/psychologist/whatever, wether via videocall or in person. BigAl needs and craves attention/validation and she isn't getting it from her audience. So she called a mental health specialist thinking that she will talk to someone who will say "amen" to whatever she whines about. I'm also convinced she'll try her best to get this new psych to say things like "yes it does sound like [bipolar/anxiety/OCPD] so that Amber can turn on the camera and go "SEEEEE ? I'VE SEEN X PSYCHIATRISTS AND THEY AAAAALL DIAGNOSED ME WITH XYZ"

I'm firmly in the camp of one and done when it comes to Hamber and head docs, with the possible exception of whichever one provides the mood stabilizer. For someone who's always rattling on about not wanting to take drugs, she so wants to cling to that lamictal scrip, even though she is half-shelf assed about taking it and she isn't bipolar. Taking drugs for conditions you don't have can be dangerous, MunchieLynn. Going on meds and then stopping at random can also be dangerous. But what the fuck do we know, when you're DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. From psychiatry/psychology (I have (the entire DSM-5) and can bend ED programs to my will) to dietetics (No one knows nutrition like I do) to oncology (I can just feel I'm cancer free) to bariatrics (I know so much about WLS), you have it covered, right?




Now, I don't believe for a second that Amber has lost any weight, as I do have eyes that function.
If she genuinely  is losing weight that is somehow undetectable to us mere mortals, I'm also on team cancer returning or it could be a side effect of her rampant, untreated diabetes.

I'm looking forward to the Limb Amputation Era. That will coincide with the New Caretaker Girlfriend Needed Era when the current "gf" fucks off rather than deal with Amber and Her Bloody Stumps, which sounds like a garage band name.

Either way, gorl looks worse in every video. Absolutely filthy and greasy, purple lips, sores on her arms and face, and her eyelids are so dark it looks like she's wearing makeup. Disgusting. To anyone else it'd be concerning, too bad we just don't understand hulth like Amber does.

The color faded from that rose really quickly once the "gf" moved in, and it seemed to be a lot faster than in the previous eras. Am I imagining that?
 
I was crawling through reddit and there are people who believe she has moved to Nashville during this month of prerecorded bullshit. It seems to be based on this, and I just have to ask: you seriously believe this and can't recognize her lame attempt at sarcasm?


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I was crawling through reddit and there are people who believe she has moved to Nashville during this month of prerecorded bullshit. It seems to be based on this, and I just have to ask: you seriously believe this and can't recognize her lame attempt at sarcasm?


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This is what they were basing it on? It's beyond stupid. This is advanced stupid.
 
I was crawling through reddit and there are people who believe she has moved to Nashville during this month of prerecorded bullshit. It seems to be based on this, and I just have to ask: you seriously believe this and can't recognize her lame attempt at sarcasm?


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What's worse reddit or Katrina Kaboom?
 
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