Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
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It’s so hard to tell if she’s all chest thumping on IG now because she’s increasingly resentful that Becky left her and she’s stuck with a grifter who won’t do a quarter of the shit Becky did for her or if Jade is just hyping her up all day and encouraging her / feeding her the words to say.
Bolth.
Amber has been super pissed since my girlfriend wipey got a car and hasnt done any of the things becky used to. Jade has a lot more control and will fuck off as soon as amber tries to take it back. Amber is still trying to figure out how to have a real relationship with someone, feeder or not, that is healthier than just amber borking orders and screaming when things dont go her way.
She cant have the praise of being a grown ass woman and also be delicate enough to have someone do everything for her like becky did and it shows.
A third possibility is that she takes on the personalities of who she is with (shit she already made a joke about suing the cancer center and that’s got Jade written all over it), so if this is what Jade is like at home -made even more likely by ALR’s desperate insistence that they’re on cloud 9 all the time- I wouldn’t be surprised if Jade is an even bigger insufferable turd than we initially thought.

Shes also doing this. Jade is all about doing stuff and being independent and also sue happy. The mannerisms, speech patterns and slang amber is using is completely wipey. Her southern fake twang comes out once and a while but she rejects it quickly saying "what was that lol" and quickly moving on. Amber has no real true personality except for shitty hot california valley girl circa 2006 and thats no longer quirky so she wont be using that.
Amberlynn is an adult who could have called an UberXL to take her, but I completely believe Becky blew off her concerns. Someone like Becky may not really understand how to navigate a serious concern that isn't yet emergent. Amberlynn doesn't either, but blames Becky.
I got all autistic once a while back and looked at the cars that uber xl has and amber is so fat she cant lift her leg and get up in any of the cars that are available in that class. She struggles with stairs and curbs...
She would have to luck out and get in a low minivan and sit in the very back. If she could even reach the back with being like 4 or 5 feet around. Nobody who values their car would accept that ride and raw dog their suspension like that.

Her only ways around without becky would be embarrassing for her so she wouldnt do it.
She wont call a weewoo wagon, the fire dept or any medical ride.
Regular ubers are most likely small cars like beckys and uber drivers wont accept a ride from a fat chick that they have to go out and push the door closed and have her refuse to wear a seatbelt.
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl I meant the stans on Plebbit and You Tube, not here lol

Nah, it's all good: I was just referring to Hamber equating any word against her being down to everyone being Becky stans, as she whines in the "I'm not shitting on Becky, but Becky tried to kill me with my own cancer" message.
 
I definitely remember the bloody leggings pics but I seem to also remember that the docs did a D&C along with her biopsy and shooed her back home. Yeah. Totally bleeding to death. Also, even if Becky wasn’t having to deal with Norma’s end stage cancer (I dislike the thumb, but holy shit I feel that), if Amber was just bleeding for two years like she claims, wouldn’t it be seen as a non issue (at least major one) after awhile? People can put up with some crazy ass shit if it persists for a long time. If Amber allegedly didn’t care after awhile, why would Becky?
 
Well shit, I stepped away for a few days out of complete goddamn boredom of this retard and lookie what happens...She becomes an utter retarded Cunt.

I am sure that fellow vag-card holders will concur....one of the first questions they ask in the ER is how are your menstrual cycles. You can be in there for a fever..or lets just say twitchy eye...or perhaps even a bladder infection and they will undoubtedly (without fail) ask about your uterus. For us normies that are not continuously queefing out chunks of endometrium, that line of questioning is annoying for non-vag related issues...however, for an endometrium queefing frequent flier retard there were ample opportunities to come clean so to speak about your uterus turning inside out like a sea cucumber escaping from a predator.

And didn't she say how Necks didn't leave her side through the whole cancer saga and even slept at the hospital with her....so is she an insensitive neckless cunt or not.

God, this retard is so horrible that if I were Becks I would have moved the retard's pain button across the hospital room and then gone home to watch cartoons.
 
I recall in Fall of that year when she was a 600 pound intractable bladder infection and before the cancer saga, that Amberlynn had a doctor, or lied about having a doctor. There were vlogs where she said she spoke to her doctor about the piss cultures and they prescribed her this, then prescribed her that. She was also claiming to be seeing a urologist which gave us the hilarious and (likely) faked office message recording giving their hours of business which Amber used -very smugly- to prove... some dumb shit I can't remember.

So don't be acting like you didn't have a doctor to tell about your bleeding to death for two years, and Becky wouldn't force you to see a doctor, you gelatinous sack of lies.
 
I definitely remember the bloody leggings pics but I seem to also remember that the docs did a D&C along with her biopsy and shooed her back home. Yeah. Totally bleeding to death. Also, even if Becky wasn’t having to deal with Norma’s end stage cancer (I dislike the thumb, but holy shit I feel that), if Amber was just bleeding for two years like she claims, wouldn’t it be seen as a non issue (at least major one) after awhile? People can put up with some crazy ass shit if it persists for a long time. If Amber allegedly didn’t care after awhile, why would Becky?
I understand the logic of "people can get used to anything" but also no. Unless you're on birth control, have some hormonal craziness going on or hurt yourself, bleeding consistently for more than a month MAX (and I say max because birth control absolutely will do that), a regular person would be like 'ya now. I should probably check that out'. Amber is just an idiot whose exaggerating, an idiot and exceptionally reckless with the health problems that actually matter.
 
She has her name as 'Narcissistic.Goddess' on Instagram yet she still whines and cries and acts like the victim. Shes blatantly delusional. Shes got ' Quirky and Dainty ' in her Instagram Bio as of writing. Like bitch, you aren't Quirky or Dainty. You're morbidly obese and a psychotic bitch. (Who probably has the life expectancy of a Guinea pig with all the issues her weight is giving her.)
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If you're female the question about menstrual cycle is almost automatic. She had plenty of opportunity to bring it up so that shit don't fly.

"Bleeding to death"... so how many units of packed cells did you receive? Platelets?

The desperation is becoming more blatant by the day.
Taking about cycling... I wonder how many times Fatty has used the cycle that My Gorlfriend bought her for Christmas?
 
I recall in Fall of that year when she was a 600 pound intractable bladder infection and before the cancer saga, that Amberlynn had a doctor, or lied about having a doctor. There were vlogs where she said she spoke to her doctor about the piss cultures and they prescribed her this, then prescribed her that. She was also claiming to be seeing a urologist which gave us the hilarious and (likely) faked office message recording giving their hours of business which Amber used -very smugly- to prove... some dumb shit I can't remember.

IF she was "bleeding to death"for two (or three!) years, constantly, any piss test would have had some of that blood in it - I suspect more than would be present in a generic UTI - and they would have had some discussion about it, she and the doctor. Not to mention at the ER: she had at leastone visit where she said she had to provide a urine sample. Same deal there. And to further mention, there's that LMP question there as well, for anyone who doesn't look like a total prune. When was your last menstrual period? Tons of opportunities for Hamber to deal with it, all of which she skipped.

 
I understand the logic of "people can get used to anything" but also no. Unless you're on birth control, have some hormonal craziness going on or hurt yourself, bleeding consistently for more than a month MAX (and I say max because birth control absolutely will do that), a regular person would be like 'ya now. I should probably check that out'. Amber is just an idiot whose exaggerating, an idiot and exceptionally reckless with the health problems that actually matter.

If you're female the question about menstrual cycle is almost automatic. She had plenty of opportunity to bring it up so that shit don't fly.

"Bleeding to death"... so how many units of packed cells did you receive? Platelets?

The desperation is becoming more blatant by the day.

IF she was "bleeding to death"for two (or three!) years, constantly, any piss test would have had some of that blood in it - I suspect more than would be present in a generic UTI - and they would have had some discussion about it, she and the doctor. Not to mention at the ER: she had at leastone visit where she said she had to provide a urine sample. Same deal there. And to further mention, there's that LMP question there as well, for anyone who doesn't look like a total prune. When was your last menstrual period? Tons of opportunities for Hamber to deal with it, all of which she skipped.
I definitely agree that not only was it as bad as she claims but also that she wasn't bleeding for two years. Most women will be ripping their hair out at bleeding after a month, even if it's not painful. Bleeding for the average cycle is annoying and inconvenient enough. Amber tends to have the stupidest "flexes" from the $1500 in her wallet "for emergencies" to having mindblowing lesbian sex ten times a week with libido-less thumbs. She also used to claim that her once in a blue moon periods were only about an hour long and would involve her "draining" in the tub ( 🤢 ). How do you go from "one hour dumping menses into a tub" to "two three (it's three now right?) years of nonstop bleeding" and just not care or even mention it to your many ER doctors? She's full of shit in more ways than one. I don't doubt that her bleeding was abnormal, but Amber also lahs.
 
She couldn't upload a video, but has been answering questions on Instagram.
Imagine how desperate Fatty would be to talk about herself if she really was a narc... oh, yeah.
Too many to go through them all, but here's a few. I never bother looking on there usually, but it's pretty easy to spot the ones she sends herself.
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I think she was bleeding "too much" they wouldn't have given her a d&c if they were happy with her rate of blood loss. It is something she's definitely exaggerating in hindsight, but I can concede it was probably really frightening and legitimately felt that way to her.

That said, if she ever went to a gp like a normal person she would have been able to discuss these issues before they got to this point. ER will only treat immediate illness. In the UK you can only get one 3 day course of antibiotics for UTIs in urgent care. Its not something you should be using that way unless in severe circumstances. If you take one through gp for example and it doesn't work, they won't help.

She has the cheek to sit there, all 600lbs and blame someone else for her poor health. Gorl no. Just praying for the day she pushes becky too far and all the shit comes out, we know she's got it in her.

Maybe she wants it cause her channel is dead and she's scrambling. Who knows, but I do know Instagram q&a's won't carry her to her first heart attack arc. She needs to get interesting or get sick pronto.
 
I've seen a couple of comments scattered around defending her made-up ''I was bleeding to death'' story (not here thankfully). They point out those grotesque pictures she shared (because the bitch needed everyone to know, obviously).

I'm sorry, That's not bleeding to death, women can have periods that heavy and chunky. It's not nice but it won't kill you. I can only assume that it's Fatty herself or some really hardcore fans trying to convince others that those picture meant she was definitely bleeding out.
Does she not understand that the hospital wouldn't let her leave if she was as bad as she says? I'm surprised she hasn't claimed body integrity disorder yet, that's the ultimate quirky disorder.

Chop off your elephant legs Fatty, that will get you the attention and sympathy you desire.
 
IF she was "bleeding to death"for two (or three!) years, constantly, any piss test would have had some of that blood in it - I suspect more than would be present in a generic UTI - and they would have had some discussion about it, she and the doctor. Not to mention at the ER: she had at leastone visit where she said she had to provide a urine sample. Same deal there.
Especially when an UTI with blood in your urine is a sign of pyelonephritis which is deadly, so don't tell me she bled "to death" for two years yet her urine wasn't bloody (two times), cause the doctors would have had an ultrasound done to check her kidneys and fatty would've told us all about it for sympathy points.

Amber is a lying liar who lies.
 
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