Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Darleeen said:

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From 13:30 on all I could see was the black bug hanging onto her greasy hair with all it’s might as her fat head wobbled.
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The way she describes falling, and catching on camera herself saying ‘okay’ afterwards, she’s talking like she experienced surviving a plane crash or something.

Shes quite giddy about all this though. Now she has an excuse to quit trying to lose weight, not to mention not having to turn down all those pesky walks Jade asks her to go on.

She will milk this one, but slowly will lose total mobility in the process.
 
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You dumb bitch, maybe you wouldn't have fallen down if you wore better shoes and weren't eye fucking yourself on camera. The nerve of Amberlynn to claim that Becky never helped her with hygiene here. Why is she so adamant about shitting on the Thumb Butler lately?

Quick showers and whore baths of 2019 are back. So now she's bedbound and there's going to be another Livestream Era. All a big giant deflection from the Becky slander while wallowing in misery and take-out. Looking forward to her being an absolute cunt on livestream, quitting Ozempic, and gaineen.

Fuck you Victimlynn, go touch grass or drown in pillow mountain.
 
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Amazeen how all these things that used to make her happy just don’t any longer. Such a shame massively over-eating isn’t one of them.
Now she just sits at her desk, watching YT and she doesn’t want to do anything - back to her usual self already.
Has to keep on with her fucking lahs. Her stamina has improved sooo much… that she has to take pauses between words to catch her breath - we know Hammy, we can hear.
Acting scenes out again - ‘I can do —-’ or her ‘My — has improved sooo much guize’.
Fell because the beetus has made her extremities numb.
When Fatty admitted to falling over before, she claimed the Thumb was immediately there by her side - never happened. Such a better caretaker than this blackie one.
They wanted to give her a big black boot… that wouldn’t fit because of her lymphedema - PMSL, ROFL, this has literally made me laugh out loud. Fuck you Hammy lololol. Tell us all how thin people can’t fit a black boot on our legs too… Oh, that’s right, we fucking can.
Yet another fucking medical problem for our dainty 31 year old to deal with. Jade Francis from NYC, get some fucking self-respect and go the fuck home.
Fatty is always tearing something, whether it be her ligaments or her weighing scales.
All just a fucking excuse because Fatty is done with being dragged on midnight walks with her caretaker. And Fatty was building up to walk a mile…and…and…and she was sooo looking forward to going on a hike with her caretaker. Damn you, Universe.
 
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It sounds like Fatty decided to give herself some kind of injury so she could justify being a morose bed bound pig again, consciously or unconsciously. Now MG, W has to wait on her and won't pressure her to do scary things like walk anymore. Her dumb tears just irritate me, I have zero sympathy.

Eta: I've fallen and broken bones and gotten sprains and I didn't gasp and say okay. I screamed my ass off. At her weight, if she really went down unexpectedly it would be like felling a redwood and she'd have howled.
 
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Either the people were idiots where she went or she’s full of crap because my best friend broke her ankle at 450lbs- for boots they make extender pieces that can be put in between. When the Velcro can’t get to the part it needs to catch on the other side. Secondly, if they we’re trying to give her a boot they obviously felt she could put some weight on it and my fries used crutches at 450. They were metal and I believe she was over the official weight but they said that’s common and crutches can actually hold more. Other options- A WALKER, or even renting a bariatric wheelchair which is also another thing my friend did at first. She’s so full of BS that she had no options. And now can’t move 🙄
 
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literally low-key said:
"I looked down and my foot was just dangling there. My girlfriend took me to the ER, no broken bones.

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Also the fact she said she was able to walk back to the house with MG,W should've told her that her foot wasn't broken. I swear to fucking God, listening to her explain the pain of her ankle and having to walk on a sprained ankle made me realize she has truly never had any real adversity in her life. Being on Youtube has completely stunted her in so many ways. How do you act so shocked that the day after spraining your ankle at nearly 500 (not 400, AL. She last weighed in at like 470 lbs....) it's going to be swollen and tender? Did they not even advise her to wrap it up to keep it tight and stabilized? Even if they hadn't, why wouldn't you take the initiative to know that injuries like this need to be bound and kept up? The fact she's still trying to tell herself that it's not because of her weight that this happened too is just *chef's kiss* like does she actually believe if she was maybe even in the 200's that this would've happened? No, normal people trip on the sidewalk and get some scuffs and maybe if it's a really bad fall some bruises and a sprained ankle that heals within a week.

The delusion is so strong here it's almost upsetting when she has true moments of realization like when she said she had wished she could've gone walking every time MG,W asked because nothing will ever come of it. No real changes or self reflection. This whole video was "woe is me, my life is absolutely falling apart" over a sprained ankle. (I would also like to add, my absolute favorite line though was her saying "I'm not interested in a caretaker" but cut to all the times she's talked about how much MG,W pushes her and encourages her to eat better/walk more, AL explaining how MG,W has to give her the ozempic shots because she doesn't like it or her literally saying verbatim that MG,W is the driver for her because she's too fat and lazy to try and get her own license. Sometimes I can't believe this shit is free. Does she know how funny she is on accident?)

Not to PL too hard here but I have a family member who was probably around AL's size and when they sprained their ankle they were also told the same thing re: crutches and the boot. They ended up going home and tried to walk on their leg anyways and truly broke it trying to get down from the sidewalk and probably about 5 years later they died from a heart attack because they had become so immobile and gained so much more weight. What a nice future for our dainty girl.
 
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Fatty needs to send nigga Jade to steal a scootypuff from Wommart. After all the cars she must've stolen in NYC, a scootypuff should be childsplay for Jade. While she's at Wommart, Jade might as well pick up some more toilet roll - well a bedbound dainty gorl can't be expected to wipe herself.
If Jade thought she was being treated like a slave before, she ain't seen nothing yet. Full-on cunty Amber is about to reveal herself.
 
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Guize she tore ligaments in ankle this is seriously bad.

Except that normal people just say 'I sprained my ankle', which is the same thing.
Of course fatty has to make it sound worse than it is 'the fucking noise it made' oh god the sheer horror of spraining your ankle.

Anyway, now she gets to stay inside the pig sty for as long as she wants, I love that for her.
Already becoming disgusting with the yucky hair dangly thing.
 
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Guize she tore ligaments in ankle this is seriously bad.

Except that normal people just say 'I sprained my ankle', which is the same thing.
Of course fatty has to make it sound worse than it is 'the fucking noise it made' oh god the sheer horror of spraining your ankle.

Anyway, now she gets to stay inside the pig sty for as long as she wants, I love that for her.
Already becoming disgusting with the yucky hair dangly thing.
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A sprained ankle is deadly serious for someone her size. Deathfats usually die in a couple years or less once they are bedbound.
 
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